I knw, in the parenthood of everyones imagination
your baby will be this little cute thing that hold tight onto
you fingers with alarming strength. . .

Curly hair made for the Johnson's baby oil adverts ofcourse
and skin so smooth you could see your reflection in it.

But how about when your baby arrives. . .you realise Omo Baba no2
has come early. . .his\her face reminds you of the gremlins movies
and his hair seems to be Taribo inspired. . . .

Do you go: Men, this baby wowo ooo and give it up for adoption
or settle into this tacit self deception where we automatically
infer cuteness when it comes to babies?

And on to more serious concerns- - - - -- - - - - -

isn't it legitimate to look into your newborn's eyes and
just imagine that he or she could be the next Anini
or Columbine shooters. . .or some such notorious character.

Rather than- - - - - - -My son is going to be a doctor or an Engineer. . . .etc.

na wa o. . .doyin, my baby wnt be wowo b/c you wnt be the father


seriously: if my baby do come out wowo, i'll ehrrrrm. . .

haaaaa

Doyin take a chill now

i tot all babies were meant to be ''cute''

morenike09:

na wa o. . .doyin, my baby wnt be wowo b/c you wnt be the father


seriously: if my baby do come out wowo, i'll ehrrrrm. . .

hehehehehe. . . . .look at this lepa shandy. . .you nooo go chop belle full

the more rambuntious the baby the cuter. . . .

doyin13:

. . .you nooo go chop belle ful

if that means i wnt ever have a kid, let's leave that problem to the Lord o, abeg.

doyin13:

the more rambunctious the baby the cuter. . . .

doyin, i hope that was meant as a joke

damn i'll be sad!. . . . . i would quickly go perform a DNA check to confirm. . .
if i am the rightful owner of the kid, i seriously doubt it. . . .
Before goin' for the DNA, i'd have to ask her this question '''hey babe, are u sure im the rightful owner of this kid? ''

All babies are cute I don't know if anyone would give up their baby for adoption based on wowoness.

hehehehe. . . .did i say rambunctious

I meant voulptuous jare- - - -the Baby's Orobo quality

Doyin r u asking

because you came out Wowo

whats with the question o

all babies are cute not only because of their appearance but many other things.

unless the OP is referring to babies with health problems.

All babies are cute I don't know if anyone would give up their baby for adoption based on wowoness.

All babies are NOT!!! cute, iv seen so many wowo babies, the one i would never forget was a baby boi that has a divided mouth ^{( i mean the upper lip was divided into 2 equal parts naturally)} . . . . . . it was so strange to me but but but is that a cute baby? . . . .

doyin13:

hehehehe. . . .did i say rambunctious

I meant voluptuous jare- - - -the Baby's Orobo quality

nice safe. . .voluptous ko voluminous ni.
i love babies, you just can't believe how much.but i've seen some pretty ugly baby (yes SLY, i saw your baby pic ) and trust me, SLY can vouch for the thread that not all babies are cute!!

it takes time, but cleft lip can be corrected with surgery.

besides, the OP didnt explain if he means babies with health issues or a child with crazy parents.

Like the kid in the article whose mother alledgedly said resembles the father by looking like a gorilla.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-113842.0.html

I think all babies are cute.

nice safe. . .voluptous ko voluminous ni.
i love babies, you just can't believe how much.but i've seen some pretty ugly baby (yes SLY, i saw your baby pic ) and trust me, SLY can vouch for the thread that not all babies are cute!!

Emi ke baby is not yet in my dictionary for now. . . . . . . . im gonna run far far away like a cheetah if someone tells me that she's pregnant for moi at this time of the day. . .


im still Cassie. . . (long way to go)

deformed or ugly which one? ugly is better, ugly babies grow up and r pretty

_{Na wa o. This topic get as e be} . If a child doesn't look like the father/mother, who will he look like? Whatever you guys mean by wowo. A baby's innocence is enough to say he/she is cute

@R-dynamite

How innocent are those babies tho. . .

E get some babies wey he be say. . .they gain an enormous degree of pleasure
from making their parent's life wretched

If you no carry them. . .they go wail the whole buildin down.

Makes you wonder how this 'cute thing' can make such diorientating noise.

Haba, Doyin! As if they know to control themselves

®~^Sly^~®:

All babies are NOT!!! cute, iv seen so many wowo babies, the one i would never forget was a baby boi that has a divided mouth ^{( i mean the upper lip was divided into 2 equal parts naturally)} . . . . . . it was so strange to me but but but is that a cute baby? . . . .

All babies are cute

@ doyin
Your picture on your profile--- do you want to beat someone ?

Monkey no fine but im mama like am. No matter what, the child is a cut from the parents. So two wowo people should not go and marry o.

Besides, if there is money, no one wowo. You just imagine how MKO and Taribo plus Baba sege looked when they were babies. And see how far money has tushed them up.

look for the inner beauty of the child

Beat the wowoness outtta their system!

stillwater:

@ doyin
Your picture on your profile--- do you want to beat someone ?

yes oh. . .unruly pikins

uchetobi:

look for the inner beauty of the child

Inner wetin? Its hard to see any "inner beauty" in a baby that looks like a monkey.

uchetobi:

look for the inner beauty of the child

do you have a laparoscope so i could look next time?

4play. . . .


Walahi i hope say you dey presentable. . .cause you dey waka kurukere dey denge pose

Na people like that we dey find out say their face alone na stand-up routine

as David can testify about another regular on this forum

4Him, you can't be serious

My baby won't be wowo at all cos I'm probably going to adopt.
However, I do agree about the inner beauty thing . Not everybody can be fine but thank God for those people who look beyond the outer beauty.

@doyin13

One thing dey certain. . . . . .you wowo pass me!

Maybe na why you start this thread as you dey contemplate wetin go happen if your kid resembles you.

If my kid wowo I go sabi say my wife dey "play around",if your kid no wowo,you go know say your wife dey "play around" too.

hehehehehehe. . . . . .

Even if you knw wowo from beginning, your obnoxiousness go don motivate persons panelbit you to wowority

j-girl:

My baby won't be wowo at all because I'm probably going to adopt.
However, I do agree about the inner beauty thing . Not everybody can be fine but thank God for those people who look beyond the outer beauty.

there is always comfort to the wowo.

R-Dynamite:

4Him, you can't be serious

I'm struggling to see how possible it is to find this "inner beauty".

@ doyin13, man that individual pass wowo no be small.