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Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by bingbagbo(m): 8:44pm On Jan 07, 2013

KWAATA was in j.ss 1 and the teacher MR Crayon was teaching maths.

enjoy the lesson below

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Mr Crayon : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

Kwaata's hand was up so Mr Crayon called him "yes! you Kwaata "

Kwaata : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter. grin


Mr Crayon fainted grin


watch out for advenures of Kwaata Episode 2 grin grin grin

Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by bunmioguns(m): 9:03pm On Jan 07, 2013
*looks left nd right, sees nobody coming, removes his trouser, reach his hand inside his pocket, brings out a black nylon, spread it flat, bends down comfortably on top nd starts removing d big kulikuli from his anus*
Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:10pm On Jan 07, 2013
bunmioguns: *looks left nd right, sees nobody coming, removes his trouser, reach his hand inside his pocket, brings out a black nylon, spread it flat, bends down comfortably on top nd starts removing d big kulikuli from his anus*
*peeps 4rm afar,what?!,sees d kulikuli dropping 4rm d anus and runs away*
Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by bingbagbo(m): 9:18pm On Jan 07, 2013
bunmioguns: *looks left nd right, sees nobody coming, removes his trouser, reach his hand inside his pocket, brings out a black nylon, spread it flat, bends down comfortably on top nd starts removing d big kulikuli from his anus*




* pulls pistol and shoots straight into his extra-wide anus " embarassed embarassed













i am innocent cry cry cry
Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:20pm On Jan 07, 2013
bin gbagbo:



* pulls pistol and shoots straight into his extra-wide anus " embarassed embarassed













i am innocent cry cry cry
*video camera what happened and calls d police*
Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by bingbagbo(m): 9:23pm On Jan 07, 2013
Mr.T Anonymous:
*video camera what happened and calls d police*




* gauges his left ear and fires on straight into his left ear....he is stupified * grin













i am innocent cry cry
Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by toygod2: 10:26pm On Jan 07, 2013
**clears throat** erm, errmm,bros what do you call the title of this film again?

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Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by Preciousgirl(f): 10:28pm On Jan 07, 2013
very funny cheesy
Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by toygod2: 10:35pm On Jan 07, 2013
Preciousgirl(f):

very funny .........hey,babe....av u greeted me?
Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by Nobody: 7:43am On Jan 08, 2013
Preciousgirl: very funny cheesy
Erm... Wats funny??.? is it d dry yoke or dia useless stage play?
Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by larride(m): 7:53am On Jan 08, 2013
BG, you never change abi? angry grin
Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by Preciousgirl(f): 4:07pm On Jan 08, 2013
toygod2: Preciousgirl(f):

very funny .........hey,babe....av u greeted me?


sorri gud day sir cheesy
Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by bunmioguns(m): 4:09pm On Jan 08, 2013
Preciousgirl:

sorri gud day sir cheesy






*gives her a peck* thank you dear. . .hw had been ur day kiss kiss kiss
Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by Ruqaya(f): 4:13pm On Jan 08, 2013
bt I was looking 4 a joke
Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by bunmioguns(m): 4:14pm On Jan 08, 2013
Ruqaya: bt I was looking 4 a joke





then wht is dis?















BUSH PIG embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by Preciousgirl(f): 4:16pm On Jan 08, 2013
bunmioguns:






*gives her a peck* thank you dear. . .hw had been ur day kiss kiss kiss






who are you?
Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by bunmioguns(m): 4:16pm On Jan 08, 2013
Preciousgirl:





who are you?











Your Ex undecided undecided undecided
Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by bingbagbo(m): 7:39pm On Jan 08, 2013
Ruqaya: bt I was looking 4 a joke














i reserve my comments lipsrsealed
Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by larride(m): 7:46pm On Jan 08, 2013
Smhs
Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by bingbagbo(m): 8:17pm On Jan 08, 2013
larride: Smhs



how many heads u get? grin
Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by toygod2: 9:40pm On Jan 08, 2013
bunmioguns:

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*gives her a peck* thank you dear. . .hw had been ur day







Preciousgirl(f) who are you?
.............Darling,don't mind It. That is d only necrophiliac cat,we have here in jokes section. Pls,beware it , darling
Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by Nobody: 10:05pm On Jan 08, 2013
larride:
Smhs
bin gbagbo:
how many heads u get? grin
Lmfao... Diz is d real joke grin grin grin
Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by larride(m): 7:53am On Jan 09, 2013
PretiEbony: Lmfao... Diz is d real joke grin grin grin

I love you too grin
Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by MrTAnonymous(m): 7:57am On Jan 09, 2013
bin gbagbo:


how many heads u get? grin
2 heads!

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