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| Types Of $$hit. by realsammie(m): 10:58pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
1) GHOST $HIT The kind of $hit when you feel there's $hit coming out, but no $hit in the toilet 2) CLEAN $hit You kak it out, see the $hlt in the toilet but nothing on the tissue 3) WET $HIT After wiping plenty times you still feel unwiped. 4) SECOND WAVE $HIT You're done kaking, pull up your pants, then realise you need to kak some more 5) POP A VEIN ON THE FORM $HIT You strain so much to get it out, you feel like you are having a stroke 6) GASSY $HIT So noisy everyone within earshot giggles 7) DRINKERS $HIT It leaves the most noticable skid marks at the bottom of the toilet (  THE I WISH I COULD KAK $HITYou wanna kak but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times 9) WER CHEEK $HIT It drops so fast it splashes on your butt cheeks 10) THE DANGLING $HIT The one that refuses to leave the a$$, you haveto shake it off 11) SURPRISE $HIT You're about to fart but BAAMMM its poo . . . . . No matter how beautiful or rich you are, I'm sure you have expirienced these......... |
| Re: Types Of $$hit. by Lolaabokoku(f): 11:12pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
you try |
| Re: Types Of $$hit. by realsammie(m): 11:16pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
Lolaabokoku: you try ur left yansh. Can u do any better  |
| Re: Types Of $$hit. by Lovethywilbedon: 11:42pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
You are the funniest creature I have ever seen on Nairaland. |
| Re: Types Of $$hit. by sonikstargirl(f): 9:53am On Jan 12, 2013 |
Guy u r vry funny ooo... U r busy studin d nature of shit abi... Walahi u no get handwork. Lwkmd  |
| Re: Types Of $$hit. by EzePromoe: 9:57am On Jan 12, 2013 |
crap  |
| Re: Types Of $$hit. by realsammie(m): 12:06pm On Jan 12, 2013 |
Eze Promoe: crap S A D I S T |
| Re: Types Of $$hit. by Richieboyn: 12:09pm On Jan 12, 2013 |
7th to comment. Yu do well jor. |
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