lol
no vex your flowers have been deposited into the trash can at the back of the red house beside the blue bungalow. . . pick it up there
had you told me you wud be coming with a red shirt + green ties + blue jeans + yellow cap i wud have warned you earlier. . .our dogs no dey take eye see rainbow it hurts their lens and disturbs their focal lens .
your slippers have been taken to the sanitary inspectors . . . . .its highly suspected to have some unknown viruses glued to its heels

we shall see when we see,how we see,till then am so so . . . . with you

hehehehe

On my way to kuvuki

@ Cele
No unauthorized visit!
@ Ify
I should av known earlier. Any how sha. I still ruve you. Please ask those inspectors and corporals to return my slippers after dem investigate finish. Rainbow? No wonder una cook asked me to riot colors, she had other plans. She made my night cockastic. Uhmm. . . we forgot to use condom. Tell her I miss her abeg and she is sweeter than you. She gave me scissors style, coupled with ikping gongoso. She told me that oga nearly fainted the day she gave him that style.
You did not tell that she cooks and serves everything. . . well I ate to my full sha. And if you decide to relieve hr off her job cuz of these few tips wey i give you, consider yourself an ex. . . cuz she has an automatic employment waiting for her!

With lots of love as I return my pen to the basket of ruve.


HRH Prince Nmaduaburonku 1,2 and 3 of . . .

gilgee you no well
. . . .thats a good riddance to bad rubbish.the cook has been sacked since she was tested HIV + so you know your fate now. . . am never gonna come back to you loser,i have gotten for myself an authentic and confirmed man with a trusted abunna. . . .not your bent,crooked,beri-beri swapped and dead abunna.i say carrry gooo
infact no look back,just keep moving you and your rotten poor rove.
thank God,am single again . , phew let me run into the sweet and STRONG arms of GUNNY4LYFE
gilgee i roved you while it lasted

See you. Na there the doc confuse una. HIV= Hearing in a vaccum +. E no easy, even NASA dey find am now sef.

Anyhow sha I wish you good luck ooo as you venture into the land of bombs and gun shots.

Me and Ekaite go remain happily married oo. If you still want to be second wife, chance dey for you , as we don strike US$5M deal with Nasa cuz of her HIV+ gift from God. There is enuf awoof and enuf gbedu. Think and act wise ooo, no room for second chances oo.

Ciao!

lmao
@Holythug. . .we didnt miss you too weicome back,where is my kpof kpof?

@gilgee you wud pay for this your mis yarn latez,when the boss is back i say keep walking,am not intrested

ifypampas how una dey

Ifypampas?

Delib wackering about is prohibited ooo.

Kai!
Is there something you are not telling me?

would u like to knw

Yes oo!!!!!

i want to be AJALA

Ifypampas?
wonderful heheeeeeeeeeee you guys should keep spitting papal bulls,Gunny wud soon be back for all of you

anyone seen Tufe lately?heard he . . . . . .

he dey sudan

that rebel but sauce how u take know

kuvuki intelligence na the best

i don believe
me sef wan join but we still nid to track that rebel come back nairaland

we go track am
he no fit hide

tufe is on mission at SUNDAN

Tufe was selected by Chiefs for a mission which was approved my Kuvuki Defence Chief


Detail abt the mission is to be left in the dark till he surfaces

We no fit disclose the info na. Na confidential info be that.

true talk

confidential ko we hear say una send am on operation desert storm

kuvuki defence na the best

Jaymob that na mere speculation.
Our secrets dey remain secrets. So you no know.

no problemo as long as kuvuki defence will help us fry his brain
then the file can be kept top secret

word man

dey should fry those brains well well make him dey mumu like those manchurian candidates

Na roasting better pass oo. Wat do ya'll think?

word

Who go bell the cat then?

Jay na you go roast am. . . commence immediately.

with immediate alacrity