The CAF Executive committee has contracted the printing of the AFCON Opening ceremony program, to Oluwole operators.

TUFACE IDIBIA is the best striker in the Nigerian squad scoring 6 goals with wearing boot

TUFACE IDIBIA is the best striker in the Nigerian squad scoring 6 goals without wearing boot

CHESSBOARD: TUFACE IDIBIA is the best striker in the Nigerian squad scoring 6 goals without wearing boot

LWKMD!

Super Eagles to arrive South Africa on foot as NFF goes bankrupt...Said they could no longer afford flight tickets and bus fares.

piano_girl: Super Eagles to arrive South Africa on foot as NFF goes bankrupt...Said they could no longer afford flight tickets and bus fares.

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The former house speaker, hon. Dimeji Bank.ole has been appointed by GEJ as the super eagle's and nff's cashier throughout the afcon compt.

drealnamdy: CAF to introduce Red Card for removing jerseys after Body Odour kills Linesman during goal celebration during d qualifiers..

I hardly comment on nl; but this: I am dead.(lmao).

The South African team has appointed Black Buddha as the team's religious adviser for the duration of the AFCON.

Mr Ibu top 9 4 eagles

super chicken has been rename super eagles after winning AFCON 2013

dopeJemi: Ronaldo gives Messi a head butt 2mins after d whistLe was bLown 4 kick-off and den raised his shirt showing his inner top wiv d words "u go die b4 u carry ur 5th balLon D'or" written on it as he walks out of d fieLd after being sent off

And d match was btwin zambia and ivory coast

Mikel is abt to score the winning goal for SE against Ghana in d final but Messi runs into the pitch and gives him a sliding tackle before he scorer.When asked later why he did that.he said "i was the best player in the under 20 tournament in holland in 2005 and the best in the world,aw come Mikel will win a continental trophy when i neva win for Argentina".

Good news: OBJ has volunteered to be the referee during Nigeria match at the AFCON 2013, while GEJ and Sambo will be the lines men. Nigeria hala gooooooals.

Mercy Akide to strike for Eagles against Burkina Faso.

Musa Yaradua,Sani Abacha,Nnamdi Azikiwe and Obafemi Awolowo all resurrect from the dead as eagles win AFCON 2013..Reports have it that they intend joining forces to form a new political party,EDP-Eagles Democratic Party which will serve as a strong opposition to PDP in the 2015 elections.

@Piano girl: You are cracking my ribs

'First of all' by olamide is d Official song for AFCON 2013

Gej: No match bonus 4d SE till we see d trophy.

CAF, FIFA and BBC ban NFF for killing the queen of England: she listened to the Nigeria vs Zambia match with Victor Ikpeba as the commentator

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"Ike Shuku Ushe drimble one, he drinmble two and is kwacked by the Zambia defender: Oh no! its a penarity!!!"

RASHIDI YEKINI TO PARTNER SAM OKWARAJI ALONG SIDE VICTOR MOSES IN THE ATTACK

EVRA DECIDES TO JOIN THE EAGLES AGAINST THE BLACK STARS OF GHANA, WITH SUAREZ IN GOAL POST .EVRA OPT FOR THE POSITION OF CF. DURING THE MATCH ,HE STRIKES A SHOT TO SUAREZ,BREAKING 13 RIBS.. EVRA GRINS ,LEFT THE PITCH AND TOOK THE NEXT FLIGHT BACK TO ENGLAND.

Sahara reporters can authoritatively confirm from a reliable source that Abramovic has pleaded with super eagles coach to take Torres on loan to AFCON but he ended up winning the best opposing defender of the tournament.

BREAKING NEWS!!!
NFF has just released the name and jessy number of 1st eleven in this AFCON 2013.
1-MUSA YARADUA
3-TAFAWA BALEWA
5-MKO ABIOLA
6-SANNI ABACHA
7-OPARAJI
8-KUDIRAT ABIOLA
9-OBAFEMI AWOLOWO
10-RASHIDI YEKINI
11-BABA ADEDIBU
2- SIKURU AYINDE BARRISTER
4- YOU.
We have spent close to 100billion naira to camp our 1st eleven,and i belief the cup is ours,said the NFF chairman

Supper eagle stump CAF building demanding for introduction of paper medal for 5th runners up 'occupy naiga occupy'!!

Ronaldo offered himself up to play for cape verse at the afcon in a bid to win a national trophy, in the same team torres came on loan........ But Torres was hospitalized after the tournament which they lost at the final.




It was later gathered that Ronaldo actually sent PEPE to shoot him for missing a sitter.

AFCON postponed as trophy (cup) is allegedly stolen by Nigerian group of fraudster (Yahoo boiz)

Are U̶̲̥̅̊ a learner?

Attention!!
AFCON has been postpond till after the 'end of the world' as scientist set 19th jan. 2013 as new date for ............. Dooms day....
Wtf@
c y'al in bottomless pit arenna.....

This will be an AFCON first!Enyema shot a powerful volley from his box,it hit the bar at the Burkina faso end and flew right back into the Nigerian net!!!!

The final match between Nigeria and Ghana and the black stars lead 10 goals to 1.The Nigerian side calls for a change and the centre referee is immediately replaced by Howard Webb.Webb awards 150 penalties to the Nigerian side.Mikel misses 140 of those penalties.Webb decides to play the rest.He scores all but the goals were against the SE.Enyeama,Yobo,Efe,and Keshi hang themselves with their shirts on the SE goal post.

Rasheed Yekini resurrects and joins Super Eagles.

Breaking News!
CAF just announced that the next AFCON will kick-off Feb. 30th 2015