BREAKING NEWS: Nigeria set to be disqualified from AFCON 2013 as Zambia petitions CAF over allegations that Sir Alex Fergusson and Howard Webb were sighted in Aso Rock in the company of Alao-Akala.

Prophet TB Joshua yesterday prophesied dat nigeria wil win Afcon 2013 but they wil lose all the grp stage matches!

''wonders they say shall never cease..this was the case as rashidi yekini and sam okwaraji were introduced in the 2nd half of the game between Nigeria and ivorycoast..Caf has since opened investigation into the matter.''

ZackiGp: Prophet TB Joshua yesterday prophesied dat nigeria wil win Afcon 2013 but they wil lose all the grp stage matches!

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Super Eagles of Nigeria withdraw from 2013 AFCON due to recurrent fits of priapism among players and staff alike. The NFF blamed it on South African women and their large behinds.

[color=#990000][/color] vict0r valdes assigned with d responsibility t0 train a w0rld class keeper in africA (Up 2 d task of breaking record, 1st goalie 2 win w0rld's best)

Luiz suzrez offers himself to be ghana's goalkeeper to make up for his past error!
Ghana FA quickly agrees, he has proven himself beyond doubt to be a destined goalkeeper!

GEJ to captain team nigeria @ afcon 2013 with Dame as vice captain

rochas okorocha has been appointed to replace keshi jux a few days before afcon kickoff

Prophecy by TB joshua comes to pass: Cape verde wins afcon for the first time but isa hayatou CAF award trophy to Nigeria because he was admitted as a member in PDP Bot.

sadeiyare: Prophecy by TB joshua comes to pass: Cape verde wins afcon for the first time but isa hayatou CAF award trophy to Nigeria because he was admitted as a member in PDP Bot.

Drogba walks out of the pitch as he was racially abused by the black stars of ghana fans

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Keshi urges d nigerian pLayers 2 name deir chiLdren Messi and RonaLdo, be it a boy or a girL, dat it wilL boost deir chances of winning d afcon in d nearest future and dat his squad 4 d afcon dis year is a totaL disgrace and an insuLt 2 footbalL

Boko haram pledges cease fire if only Kabiru sokoto will be allowed to take the place of mikel obi at the african cup of nation

President GEJ bans super eagles for life after team wins yet another bronze medal at 2013 AFCON...........................

Formers president obasanjo exclaims "I dey laugh oh".

Super eagles players leave AFCON venue to participates in world ludo games holding in zimbabwe,heard from an insider that they are tired of disgracing their motherland

naijaobi: Drogba walks out of the pitch as he was racially abused by the black stars of ghana fans

Veli veli funny
We truly have some talented comedians on NL.

Son: Daddy what is a nation's cup trophy?

Dad: I don't know son, we are Super Eagles fans

Ike Uche refuse to play final match in afcon because the hotel they lodge in in joburg refuse to serve him 'abacha'

In case u neva knw!!!!
Walters of stock city has been trainin wit d super eagles, bt he was kicked out of the camp wen he asked this question:
''mr keshi, if i had scored 3own goals durin my last match with chelse, will i be given the ball as an award for a hat trick''
Stephen keshi, afraid of wot he was drivin at asked him why he wanted to knw...and he replied,
''my dream is to score a hat trick, i biliv i can do it''

President GEJ "vows" to end super eagles trophy drought at AFCON as he pledges 1 billion naira feeding for CAF executives.

CAF swiftly responds by appointing prof maurice iwu referee for all super eagles games at afcon.

xavi, iniesta, pirlo in the starting lineup for burkina faso in d match against Nigeria....on hearin d news,mikel obi nd his co midfielders cried all nyt

Arsene wenger named ivory coast coach for the afcon.. He sells four of their top players Yaya toure, Drogba, gevinho, and kalou to Ngeria.. When he was questioned he said football is all about money and not Trophies.. He raised 5 billion cedis from the sales.. Business is good.. I will play with these kids i bought from cotonou he told the ivorian press.. And i hope we make it to top four... Hahaha

Oahray: Son: Daddy what is a nation's cup trophy?

Dad: I don't know son, we are Super Eagles fans

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Results of all AFCON matches have been annulled and FIFA has taken CAF to court because obj was the leader of a delegation to SA as international observer.

the Nigeria football federation yesterday visited babalawo in a bid to win the AFCON. The babalawo predicted as long as yakubu aint playing we would be fine. he also predict nigeria should let dbanj striker and don jazzy take care of the goal post.

In an unprecedented move, Ethiopia sign up Fernando Torres on loan, in order to fulfill his childhood dream of scoring a hatrick against the Super Eagles at the Nations' Cup.

Drogba and Messi helped Nigeria to beat FC Farense of Portugease club 5 - 0 In Friendly Game. Keshi is very happy to be a better coach of supereagle.

The Super Chickens of Nigeria had withdrawn from da upcoming African cup because they have started laying eggs and the president Shyte-luck Jonathan said it is better for Nigerians to wait for the eggs to hatch new chickens who are strong enough for future tournaments since the old chickens are not strong anymore.

FG buys all the gold medals and trophy of AFCON 2013 after super eagles fail to reach the finals, when asked why GEJ says 'Nigeria doesn't give a damn'

musKeeto: - 'You're all welcome to South Africa. We Africans are all footballers, only that some of us don't have boot' - Patience Jonathan addressing the crowd during the opening ceremony..

hahaahahaha u no cirious oo!!!

Super eagles vs Black stars of ghana game at afcon 2013 abandoned!!!!
As players from both camps engage in an athigi VS azonto heated debate.