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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Seewealth(m): 1:04am On Jan 17, 2013
Balloteli who was recently appointed supper eagles chief coach is facing trial for killing Ayegbeni for missing a crucial goal and for poisoning Sanni Kaita for getting red card.
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by moonraker(m): 1:07am On Jan 17, 2013
mulumele: Addressing the Super Eagles going for the AFCON;

General Obasanjo: It must be a do or die affair by God's grace

Patience Jonathan: My fellow players, playing under the umblerra of Super Eagles, carry the cup home o.

Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon:You must avoid regular big stouting ,suyaing and peppersouping.You must be prepared to immerse yourselves
in football dialectics.You must engage in an exercise of self abnegation, You must allow the psychic aspect of you preponderate the quantifiable aspect, especially when you have been preferred to epitomise the people. So that at the end of the day, you can really say: vendi, vidi, vicki


Classic Shitz

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by pianogirl(f): 1:27am On Jan 17, 2013
BREAKING NEWS:
OBJ has been appointed as the new head coach of the super eagles after Keshi was sacked by UEFA for not including Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi in his 23-man squad for AFCON 2013.As a result of that,a new 23 man squad has been selected to represent Nigeria as follows:
GOALKEEPERS: Tonto Dike,Mercy Johnson,Patience Ozokwo,John Okafor(Mr Ibu)
DEFENDERS: 2face Idibia,Dbanj,Wizkid,M.I,9ice,Davido,Ice Prince,Terry G
MIDFIELDERS: Okonjo Iweala,Labaran Maku,Sanusi Lamido,Allison Madueke
STRIKERS: T.B Joshua,Chris Oyakilome, Bishop Oyedepo,Chris Okotie,Sam Adeyemi
Pls note that the AFCON 2013 will no longer hold in South Africa.It will now take place in Nairaland.For those of you who have already bought tickets to go to South Africa,we apologize for all the inconvinence.Thanks for understanding.
AIT news..

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Nobody: 1:28am On Jan 17, 2013
^^
1000 likes grin grin grin
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by MacLovington(m): 3:22am On Jan 17, 2013
BBC News update:

Pandemonium broke out among CAF officials (led by Amos Adamu) as Ifyalways of Nairaland TeHn Charity was spotted handing out lacasera, guguru and ekpa to Cape Verde fans in South Africa. CAF officials thought it was brown envelops!
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by smartusman: 3:33am On Jan 17, 2013
Caf refused fifa advice to adopt goal line tech arguing dat it wil increase unemployment rate in Africa as linesmen wil be displaced . Meanwhile, a consensus was reachd to use 4 refrees and 16 linesmen per match and also to reduce size of d pitch as these enhance efficiency
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Emmysteve(m): 4:05am On Jan 17, 2013
President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan sets up a commitee to investigate Yakubu world cup missd in south Africa.
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by sokidix: 4:40am On Jan 17, 2013
victor moses boycotts AFCON and goes back to secondary school in warri because he cant communicate in pidgin english

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by mikky2k2(m): 5:54am On Jan 17, 2013
After scoring a superb opening goal Didier Drogba forgot it was an african pitch in cause of celebrating his goal he slide on the dirty pitch and before he could remember he gave himself knee sores... And that was his end of the Afcon for him.... Other countries coach laughed at him and told dia players 2 learn how 2 dance ethigi nd azonto after scoring in afcon or beter still let dm run round but never u slide in an african pitch

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by scholes23(m): 7:02am On Jan 17, 2013
singlet, boxers and bathroom slippers be d official kit 4 eagles dis nations cup.

As messi and ronaldo decided 2 play 4 eagles, d trophy was automatically handed 2 dem and dey were declared winners b4 d opening ceremony and d tournament was shifted 4 nxt 2 yrs

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Nobody: 7:13am On Jan 17, 2013
scholes23: singlet, boxers and bathroom slippers be d official kit 4 eagles dis nations cup.

As messi and ronaldo decided 2 play 4 eagles, d trophy was automatically handed 2 dem and dey were declared winners b4 d opening ceremony and d tournament was shifted 4 nxt 2 yrs

Lmao! grin grin
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by scholes23(m): 7:13am On Jan 17, 2013
Durin d match, messi cross ball, banky head burst ball referee end match

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by 190theclown: 7:21am On Jan 17, 2013
musKeeto: - Luis Suarez appointed referee in the final match between Nigeria and Ghana. The Ghana fans are stunned, while the Nigerian fans perform an excellent etighi choreography as Suarez awards them three penalties. Suarez's left hand is later found in Michael Essien's bag while he's leaving the stadium.



Hahahahahaaaa
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by scholes23(m): 7:21am On Jan 17, 2013
Keshi remove enyeama, put aki 'n' pawpaw 4 post.
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by 190theclown: 7:23am On Jan 17, 2013
MacLovington: BBC News update:

Pandemonium broke out among CAF officials (led by Amos Adamu) as Ifyalways of Nairaland TeHn Charity was spotted handing out lacasera, guguru and ekpa to Cape Verde fans in South Africa. CAF officials thought it was brown envelops!






Hahahahahahhaahhahahaa!!!!
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Nobody: 7:24am On Jan 17, 2013
scholes23: Keshi remove enyeama, put aki 'n' pawpaw 4 post.

That one na suicide nau cheesy grin grin grin
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Nobody: 7:28am On Jan 17, 2013
By the end of the 2013 AFCON, Mikel Obi had completed a whopping 96% of his passes. This prompted both Iniesta and Xavi to retire from football.
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by thaoriginator: 7:32am On Jan 17, 2013
CFCfan: By the end of the 2013 AFCON, Mikel Obi had completed a whopping 96% of his passes. This prompted both Iniesta and Xavi to retire from football.
shockedshocked
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by moonraker(m): 7:34am On Jan 17, 2013
BREAKING NEWS


Saharareporters have gathered that STEPHEN BIGHEAD KESHI has infact revised the 23 man squad that will

dune the colors of Nigeria during the AFCON competition. players like Jay Jay Okocha, Segun Odegbami, Ikpeba, Pius ikedia, Finidi, Rufai, Adepoju and

three other undisclosed players have been drafted into the squad. As we speak right now, the above players have flown to FARO, Portugal where the fowls

have been camping.
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by thaoriginator: 7:34am On Jan 17, 2013
Seewealth: Balloteli who was recently appointed supper eagles chief coach is facing trial for killing Ayegbeni for missing a crucial goal and for poisoning Sanni Kaita for getting red card.
chai! See news againshocked
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by wayne4loan: 7:37am On Jan 17, 2013
All Chelsea suppoters,players and coach will be wishing that TORRES was an african and MOSES was an english player, so that the blond lady (torres) will go to the nations cup and the real man (moses) will be available to support dembaba. cool

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by moonraker(m): 7:37am On Jan 17, 2013
tha_originator: shockedshocked

chooooooi shocked shocked shocked angry angry angry cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Ucheemmanuelll: 7:39am On Jan 17, 2013
[color=#990000][/color] 80 died from food poisoning
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Nobody: 7:46am On Jan 17, 2013
CAF has appointed Diezani Allison Madueke to handle the fuel subsidy at the AFCON.
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by oseiwe(m): 8:12am On Jan 17, 2013
CFCfan wan kill person wit laffter, all him own na confirm.
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by FrenchyL(m): 8:18am On Jan 17, 2013
Niger Republic team is jogging to South Africa to build up their stamina for the competition

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by gabmid(f): 8:22am On Jan 17, 2013
Nigerian players who spoke thru their representative sunday oliseh asked 4advance payment of all march bonuses(group stage,quarter final, semi final and final) including advance payment of reward 4winning d competition dat wil start over d weekend.they claim dis wil b a motivating factor to victory.

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Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by muredo(m): 8:23am On Jan 17, 2013
2face idibia and his children has replace super eagle squad as announced of BBC yesterday
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by scholes23(m): 8:24am On Jan 17, 2013
As Usain bolts play 4 eagles, every counter attack na goal
Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Nobody: 8:30am On Jan 17, 2013
The scintillating form of Theo Walcott has not gone unnoticed by Keshi. Coach Keshi wants to give him d opportunity to play as a centre-forward, not as a winger.

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