A rabbit ran into a forest
And the services of the army, navy and the police was needed to fish out the rabbit
First to go into the forest was a naval officer, he came out to admit that he could not find the rabbit because he's not the forest type,
An army officer went into the forest, he searched to no avail and out of frustration he started shooting at random but could not find a life or dead rabbit,
A police officer went in and after a long time, he came out with a brown hyena in hand and led cuffs, pleading and crying profusely that he is not the one that ate the rabbit.
The police replied "if you reach station you go tell the truth"

Nice one,dat's nigerian police for u.