I miss the constant welcome every time. Policemen and Airport Officials saying 'Welcome to Nigeria Madame'...Children are respectful unlike in London where they smoke cigarette while wearing uniform. People running to open doors for me..INSISTING on carrying my luggage for me. The way people Beg me to enter their shops. The reaction as I hand over money to children who sell pure water. The way people say Oya quick 'put the fan she's from London ..Cold STAR BEER, Point and kill Catfish, Bitterleaf soup, Agiga Bread...The Preachers (on the so called Luxurious busses)that DEMAND dat everybody prays at 5am during the journey. The way Strangers STARE and trip when they hear my voice.. The heat...the beautiful Palm trees....Da colours...Men easily wear yellows,greens, pink and brigh colours, the beauty and zeal of the people. The DRAMAAAaa and Comedy sights of Heavy, Fat woman with overload bakassi riding Okada with bags on her head...Da Night Clubs in Enugu and Lagos! Blazing it up wit my crew and partying like a gangsat... Flossing like a Star. visiting da money changers People dancing Azonto in Church as the collection goes round (4) Four times... My Lovely family...the Beautiful HEAT ! ....Black faces everywhere....TO FEEL LIKE BEYONCE FOR 2 WEEKS>> DAMN RIGHT I LIKE IT.... Who wouldnt like it?....We work hard and Party harder!! Dose dat jelos me can join me wit good mind or hug transformer. Nigerian guys are Always friendlier than SOME girls... I wonder why? lolz

kwajahafiz:
nufin?..is ur own diaspora portharcourt?.
oh u must mean nothing..lol.

Ol boy na so o.besides LEM (food),d rest na same. Puna-(that paradise between woman's leg that makes men loose their senses) na same anywhere in the world.Whether black,white,calad,brown or grey.na d face dey dazzle us..all na same.But naija lem...hmmmm

queenvic: I miss the constant welcome every time. Policemen and Airport Officials saying 'Welcome to Nigeria Madame'...Children are respectful unlike in London where they smoke cigarette while wearing uniform. People running to open doors for me..INSISTING on carrying my luggage for me. The way people Beg me to enter their shops. The reaction as I hand over money to children who sell pure water. The way people say Oya quick 'put the fan she's from London ..Cold STAR BEER, Point and kill Catfish, Bitterleaf soup, Agiga Bread...The Preachers (on the so called Luxurious busses)that DEMAND dat everybody prays at 5am during the journey. The way Strangers STARE and trip when they hear my voice.. The heat...the beautiful Palm trees....Da colours...Men easily wear yellows,greens, pink and brigh colours, the beauty and zeal of the people. The DRAMAAAaa and Comedy sights of Heavy, Fat woman with overload bakassi riding Okada with bags on her head...Da Night Clubs in Enugu and Lagos! Blazing it up wit my crew and partying like a gangsat... Flossing like a Star. visiting da money changers People dancing Azonto in Church as the collection goes round (4) Four times... My Lovely family...the Beautiful HEAT ! ....Black faces everywhere....TO FEEL LIKE BEYONCE FOR 2 WEEKS>> DAMN RIGHT I LIKE IT.... Who wouldnt like it?....We work hard and Party harder!! Dose dat jelos me can join me wit good mind or hug transformer. Nigerian guys are Always friendlier than SOME girls... I wonder why? lolz

Hope y'all are reading...see my true blood naija sister....I feel you sweerie, mwha(kiss),collect am.We work HARD and we also PLAY hard. Na so God stamp am.

Like somebody pointed out already; NAIJA FREEDOM NO GET PART TWO. I'm at my freest in Nigeria. I'm not going to trade that again with any cramped lifestyle in the West.

Despite the hot sun, many things keep me smiling in Naija. Naija women are the finest too.

jidewin:

Hope y'all are reading...see my true blood naija sister....I feel you sweerie, mwha(kiss),collect am.We work HARD and we also PLAY hard. Na so God stamp am.

Muah! Muah ! Right back atcha Home Boy ! TELL DEMMM OO!!

No place like home, i dey mis everything :/ especially my Calaba girl friend

queenvic: I miss the constant welcome every time. Policemen and Airport Officials saying 'Welcome to Nigeria Madame'...Children are respectful unlike in London where they smoke cigarette while wearing uniform. People running to open doors for me..INSISTING on carrying my luggage for me. The way people Beg me to enter their shops. The reaction as I hand over money to children who sell pure water. The way people say Oya quick 'put the fan she's from London ..Cold STAR BEER, Point and kill Catfish, Bitterleaf soup, Agiga Bread...The Preachers (on the so called Luxurious busses)that DEMAND dat everybody prays at 5am during the journey. The way Strangers STARE and trip when they hear my voice.. The heat...the beautiful Palm trees....Da colours...Men easily wear yellows,greens, pink and brigh colours, the beauty and zeal of the people. The DRAMAAAaa and Comedy sights of Heavy, Fat woman with overload bakassi riding Okada with bags on her head...Da Night Clubs in Enugu and Lagos! Blazing it up wit my crew and partying like a gangsat... Flossing like a Star. visiting da money changers People dancing Azonto in Church as the collection goes round (4) Four times... My Lovely family...the Beautiful HEAT ! ....Black faces everywhere....TO FEEL LIKE BEYONCE FOR 2 WEEKS>> DAMN RIGHT I LIKE IT.... Who wouldnt like it?....We work hard and Party harder!! Dose dat jelos me can join me wit good mind or hug transformer. Nigerian guys are Always friendlier than SOME girls... I wonder why? lolz

Aww.

I miss more sleeping hours on Saturday morning,
I miss alakia ibadan round about early newspaper reading, shearing and digressing
I miss Sunday service in living faith
I miss hanging out for suya and p soup
I miss you

queenvic: I miss the constant welcome every time. Policemen and Airport Officials saying 'Welcome to Nigeria Madame'...Children are respectful unlike in London where they smoke cigarette while wearing uniform. People running to open doors for me..INSISTING on carrying my luggage for me. The way people Beg me to enter their shops. The reaction as I hand over money to children who sell pure water. The way people say Oya quick 'put the fan she's from London ..Cold STAR BEER, Point and kill Catfish, Bitterleaf soup, Agiga Bread...The Preachers (on the so called Luxurious busses)that DEMAND dat everybody prays at 5am during the journey. The way Strangers STARE and trip when they hear my voice.. The heat...the beautiful Palm trees....Da colours...Men easily wear yellows,greens, pink and brigh colours, the beauty and zeal of the people. The DRAMAAAaa and Comedy sights of Heavy, Fat woman with overload bakassi riding Okada with bags on her head...Da Night Clubs in Enugu and Lagos! Blazing it up wit my crew and partying like a gangsat... Flossing like a Star. visiting da money changers People dancing Azonto in Church as the collection goes round (4) Four times... My Lovely family...the Beautiful HEAT ! ....Black faces everywhere....TO FEEL LIKE BEYONCE FOR 2 WEEKS>> DAMN RIGHT I LIKE IT.... Who wouldnt like it?....We work hard and Party harder!! Dose dat jelos me can join me wit good mind or hug transformer. Nigerian guys are Always friendlier than SOME girls... I wonder why? lolz

awwwwwwwww

adaobi123:

awwwwwwwww

Nne Ke kime ?

Calcuta ojuelegba
Fatherland festac
Lagos bus conductor shouting, u dey craze?,comot 4 road joor,ur papa.
Village
9ja foods.
The taxi man that takes me around lagos,whenever i dont want to drive,have been using him 4 the past 4yrs.
9ja church.

queenvic:

Nne Ke kime ?

omalicha, Im fine.........queen vic eh ?? Get out of my pub !!!

adaobi123:

omalicha, Im fine.........queen vic eh ?? Get out of my pub !!!

Hahahaha Yeah but Im waiting for Billy..hes gonna buy me a Star beer and akara!!

queenvic:

Hahahaha Yeah but Im waiting for Billy..hes gonna buy me a Star beer and akara!!

hahaahahaahaha........yeah yeah I would love to see that happen !

I miss my family dearly
I miss Church services
I miss our local delicacies
I miss Plantain
I miss Pawpaw
I miss bitter leaf soup with he goat meat so much
I miss sawasap
I miss the fresh mango direct from the tree
I miss ofe nsala
I miss Akpu (Fufu), you people dont know how natural that food is,unlike the preserved food we are eating here.
I miss ofe uha with intestines of he goats
I miss yam (Ji agworo agwo with leaf) u know is
I miss okoroiko, a specie of cocoyam that is breed in my locality it is very medicinal
I miss our culture is very thrilling, it makes us unique .

milehigh06:
what,go store go buy plantain

Unfortunately where i live there is no plantain and the immigration seizes it when you bring it in from Nigeria [b][/b]

Idowuogbo:
Indomie ke? U get syndrome o!

yes o, raw indomies dey sweet o.

Allohrandy: I live in the SF Bay Area.Tho I Always visit long Beach. Which city do you live in?

Where in SF bay area.. Stayed in Berkeley for three months. Nice place with too many activists.

Costa2000: Calcuta ojuelegba
Fatherland festac
Lagos bus conductor shouting, u dey craze?,comot 4 road joor,ur papa.
Village
9ja foods.
The taxi man that takes me around lagos,whenever i dont want to drive,have been using him 4 the past 4yrs.
9ja church.

Nostalgic already!

shymexx:

Loool. What ends do you rep?

South/Midlands.

honey86:
yes o, raw indomies dey sweet o.

lool hi fives

I miss some of my favourite foods like moi-moi, akara. Although i travelled with packaged beans powder, i still miss them because they taste better when prepared with fresh beans.

I miss my church, all our nigerian praise & worship songs...
& most importantly i miss my family!

adaobi123:

lool hi fives

honey86:
yes o, raw indomies dey sweet o.

Weirdos!!!

Kidnappings

Idowuogbo:
Weirdos!!!

Word.

malign:
Word.

Our food

queenvic:

Hahahaha Yeah but Im waiting for Billy..hes gonna buy me a Star beer and akara!!

[s]Billy is here, oya waiter pass down the beer and akara. Hurry abeg! queen Victoria can't be kept waiting.

John ngwa bring my box of condoms, Biko mee osiso, before queen returns to parliament. We need some royal "activities"
[/s]

Source:
www.akpa-amu-news.gov/condoms

Hmmm, Billy no gree o

I miss nothing! Moreover,here is home.

i miss nkwu enu (palm wine)and anu nchi (bush meat) am not sure i can find them in peckam, perharps not the reall thing

toshmann:


Source:
www.akpa-amu-news.gov/condoms

Hmmm, Billy no gree o

odikwa egwuoo! which one be akpa amu news? LMAO!

I have miss a lot... but mention but few...
Amala( Black one) with Bean Soup... with small ewedu.... that is called gbegiri.....
I miss naija burger... bread and Akara....
Are OSUPA...
Our own point and wait for it to done... cat fish...
Every day hustling...
I MISS WITCHCRAFT A LOT....
Religion aspect of naija...
PHCN... UP NEPA....
Muslim waking up when it come to fasting period Ramadan.