[b]EVER WONDER

Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?

Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don’t you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery”?

Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Why is it that to stop Windows XP, you have to click on “Start”?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why do they call it the black box when it is actually orange?

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?[/b][color=#000099][/color]

I Wonder oh? Ever Wonder why Aresnal has been getting serious Arse wwhopping these days?

aISHA, take ur time ooo. Which ass whopping? No be draw we play? Do u think we are Chelsea that might not win anything this season. . Arsenal would win the Champion League and Premiership, Man. U would manage F.A!

When you scarcely managed a draw at home oh. Win fire, just pray for a miracle because your team's form is leaves much to be desired, infact very much to be desired.
Anyway, we have a few months to go , lets see who wins what.
Wonder, wonder , wonder, till i turn to wonderer, abeg help me see trashing, Aresnal got their Arse whopped no be small. In your present form, Milan will seriously trash you oh.
Za a kwashe kwandon kunya a fillin chan gobe, wallahi, Milan za su ci mutuncin ko

Aisha, i go beat u not minding u be my sister Arsenal reigns supreme even if we no get bench and Arsene "Singy" Wenger na Ijebu man

I dey wait, abeg come try am. Save your strenght because you will need it to cry

hmmn hello dere sweetie?

Hey Baby

Guess u r a Man. U fan and passionate about them cos they won the league last season.? Ur types are no football lover and should be playing draft or ludo. Am a gunner to the bones and love them cos of their style of play and sexy football and not becos of trophies. Av u ever wonder why Reading, Wigan, and even HUll FC got passionate fans? Hmmm!

Ayusman, Thats a cheap shoot, fire your fustration to something more productive. I am Man . U and will alwys be, if I wanted to do ashewo, I would have been in Chesea. Anyway sorry for the rough times arsenal is facing, God is your strenght

*zooms offin my brand new ferrari*

[i]puts nail on the road and tyres gets flat instantly causing de car to tumble[/i]oooops hope she aint dead

Okay oo. I hear u. Yaya weekend?

Tell Clemcy to watch out for on coming vehicles. Speed on bicycles aint too good!

_{She's not dead on bleeding but what is oozing out? This aint blood? It's black and sticky and looks like something that comes out of man! Damn! Not again!}

_{She's not dead only bleeding but what is oozing out? This aint blood? It's black and sticky and looks like something that comes out of man! Damn! Not again!}

Lafiya lau, Na ji dadin shi sausa, da ya ke Man . U sun chi wasa, Allah ya sa dei ba ka yi kuka sausai ba?

Ba yawa. za mu ge ni

all that for me lol

i ve seen it b4 but not it coloured letters though

LOL. Just like av seen ur teeth and not colored though

Ayusman,

after 2mrw, make u open ur mouth talk again. Notin for arsenal again

Man Utd go manage EPL but chelsea go take Champs lge n FA

make una dey divert the topic dey goooooo.
well,my own clubs na eyimba of aba + 3sc of ibadan.
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup enyimba
@topic,Yeah,Buhari is wondering why Musa became the president of 9ja

ituen:

Ayusman,

after 2mrw, make u open your mouth talk again. Notin for arsenal again

Man Utd go manage EPL but chelsea go take Champs lge n FA

Ituen, abeg just stick to enjoying your honeymoon, E be like say the honeymoon don make you kolomental. Chelsea win fire, go back to bed, your wife is waiting abeg.

All my wives na CFC oh

So anytime match dey and we win, na bla bla truout that day for us oh

so dem gree allow u bla bla when una lose to Toths?

The only people wey dey bla bla bla na only Man.U Fans

abeg, wetin man u do?

Aisha, take ur time oo. No bring Man. United come here again oooo

man u is winning for sure today but i hope say ac millan no go finish arsenal sha

sure, man u would win, and it will be my joy if ac thrash arsenal, dem too get mouth