1. Only in America, can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America, are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America, do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America, do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America, do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America, do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
thedriveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America, do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America, do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.
9. Only in America, do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America, do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.



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- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
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- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
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- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
- made with real lemons?
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- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
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- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
- don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
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- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?[b][/b]

very nice.

Na wa e bi like poem.
I no fit read am finish today
Nice sha

Arcani:

I no fit read am finish today

Arcani:

Nice sha
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nice one enny

cool

@ituen
hey guy i miss u
how're u doing?

why cant enny answer all this why

because poster has gone to America

Enny

i'm back and stable now

@All atleast ituen you agree say your life be like NEPA.

@ituen
welcome back

@ben~jay
how r u sure?

he cant be sure

no smallie, sam trained her

[size=13pt]Pomade is trying to be creative, nice try.[/size]

make una no dey hit this babe na

wetin dem use hit am??

ennyluv for the last time change that pics in profile, u no wetin u resemble at all

tho u fine sha

center of gravity

tyte spot

Where is tyte spot located o

Who hit Enny? I will kill them go make Egusi soup with their meat 

you like egusi soup too much,wetin

supradine soup.