skyp: Does it normally rain by January?

Welcome to the new world, there are going to be more of this kind of flashes of severe wheather disasters

This is odd. It does rain in Jan but hardly ever this heavy and destructive. U expect this kind of rain towards mid-year.

The world is really changing.

[img]http://learnweek.com/?r=trimmy[/img] Okay ooo [img]http://learnweek.com/?r=agbeniga[/img]

Hey yaaaa
I hope the govt helps them rebuild

skyp: Does it normally rain by January?

Climate change!

Lord have mercy!

Tinubu needs to come with the British white men that visited him to help these suffering people

kaeto: I hope Ileke.idi's house was not affected? 'cos I can see some1 in d pix thdt looks like her pop, just kidding though...

My house was not affected. Thanks for asking.

This is a sad and unfortunate event. Instead of blaming the govt, I hope they find another active option

Baby mama: Tinubu needs to come with the British white men that visited him to help these suffering people

Use your common sense, granny.

Tinubu is in Lagos, this is an Ekiti and Ondo problem. When has Peter Obi helped Abia with enviromental cases like this?

Dis 1 na true o. because ma ruf 2o scarta o. I live in st. Catherine owo in ondo state. Govmnt shld com 2 our aid o.

The wickedness of our generation has provoked God's anger. A warning 2 d living repent d kingdom of God is near follow d arrow way now n leave d world n beautiful things satan is using 2 entice n deceive children of God infct God is speaking to us

Ileke-IdI:


Use your common sense, granny.

Tinubu is in Lagos, this is an Ekiti and Ondo problem. When has Peter Obi helped Abia with [size=38pt]enviromental[/size] cases like this?

Bwahahahahaha
The viillage Olodo again o
Ileke eediot
Disi ghiel willi notu killi somebaddy with the AK 47 of her lips

Oya correct am quick quick sweetie

Enviromental abi na enviropsycho
See mumu wey no fit make one single post on NL without a grammatical or spelling error and yet she won't keep shut.
Block head
Oya www.dictionary.com. the other deeeke
Try it

Baby mama:

Bwahahahahaha
The viillage Olodo again o
Ileke eediot
Disi ghiel willi notu killi somebaddy with the AK 47 of her lips

Oya correct am quick quick sweetie

Enviromental abi na enviropsycho
See mumu wey no fit make one single post on NL without a grammatical or spelling error and yet she won't keep shut.
Block head
Oya www.dictionary.com. the other deeeke
Try it

Hoesis, I'm going to show you why they say "Remove the dccciik from your anuzz before staring at another chic give a blooooooooowjob".

I can't believe this hashtagged miserable doormat wants to talk.

Bytch, what da Bleep do they call this in your shanty hole in Abia? You think na poem you dey write for your estranged has-band? Where are your periods? Didn't you learn this before your parents sold you to your has-band at the age of 23?

Baby mama:

If Fela were alive,he could compose a song out of this.

Baby mama: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Kai
Nigerians are so little minded
A wiki leak will soon arise from the conversations
Paid spies and investigatory agents are visiting Tinubu and folks are rejoicing
The average Nigerian is indeed an oyibo worshipping mumu

This uppity dusty azz bytch with debased moral, who wrote this? Fela na one person or two people?

Baby mama:

If Fela [size=28pt]were[/size] alive,he could compose a song out of this.

I didn't even have to go past page one of ret-arded post history.


Let me go through page 2, maybe page 1 was an error.

No. . . . this wonkyazz shriveled granny

Baby mama:

Na true sef
When war breaks out[size=28pt] now they [/size]will join the fulani and fight alongside them
Na today?

May the farmer RIP and may his brothers grow some balls to face their real enemies

Na wa o.

What message is this thing trying to tell us?

Maybe if I rotate my screen. . . . .


Na, same undecipherable crap.


Hoesis, while I was in Dickhology school, your dad was begging the Abia shanty boys to come and buy you at the cheapest price. Cheapest price for his cheapest daughter; 3 of the best kolanuts your father ever had huh?

Instead patch up your dilapidated marriage, you're shaking your azz for one video. Na Yoruba boys dey do you so?

Baby mama:


Hehehehehehehehe
Nice try
Now go and poke pins at your Chinua effigy ,call on your 401 gods and chant your juju incantations
Ndi ara
That ought to make you feel [size=28pt]berra[/size]

Old hag, abeg, wetin be this?

Berra or Better?

If you're unsure, Google is your number one friend.

babyosisi: [size=28pt]no[/size] that should not discourage anybody.
We look up to Christ,not any man or woman.

babyosisi:

How can one purchase a koran[size=28pt] when he does not read Arabic since the translation [/size]of the koran in any other language makes it lose it's meaning?

babyosisi:
Let them buy wristwatches and know when it is time to go and pray.

This is for all the Grammar Nazi Vagabonds on NL

You have too much time in your hands, hoesis. Go and repair your marriage. ahhhhhh

Don't sit on NL while your has-band parades different young hot mamas in and out of your bedroom.

Seriously, I feel sorry for the young, innocent beings forced to call you granny.



NL, let us have a moment of silence for all the weeping souls in hoesis' bloodline.

They ought to do society right by locking her up in the dog pound or by just simply ending her life

Lol can you imagine little grandchild hoesis running after this wrinkled slag with a knife?

Have engineering codes been established so that constructed buildings (residential or commercial) meet design standards to withstand heavy rains and wind?

It's one thing to have a few homes destroyed and quite another to have 200. Completely haphazard planning and building.

This uppity dusty azz bytch with debased moral, who wrote this? Fela na one person or two people?

If Fela were alive,he could compose a song out of this

It is official!
You are truly a certified blockhead
A ret--ard without equal
Mumu extraordinaire
That statement is as correct as your intellectual capacity is zero
Pick up a book I say
Register in a finishing school
Take night classes for English 101
You won't learn much by staring at deeeks all day long


The rest of the stuff is laughable
Ode

Baby mama:



It is official!
You are truly a certified blockhead
A ret--ard without equal
Mumu extraordinaire
That statement is as correct as your intellectual capacity is zero
Pick up a book I say
Register in a finishing school
Take night classes for English 101
[size=28pt]You won't learn much by staring at deeeks all day long[/size]


The rest of the stuff is laughable
Ode

Hoesis, is that not all you do all day long? I can tell that you haven't learned much, judging by the garbage in your post history.

Staring at your husband's dciik while he refuses to let your wrinkled fingers touch it?

Eyah, pele. It is well.

Madam "Seun [size=28pt]were[/size] NL owner"

When your villagers begged you to attend to your broken home, you dey here on NL dancing Kukere for awon Yoruba boys.

Shame no dey catch 57-years old cougar like you.

I say wellu wellu done

Baby mama:



It is official!
You are truly a certified blockhead
A ret--ard without equal
Mumu extraordinaire
That statement is as correct as your intellectual capacity is zero
[size=28pt]Pick up a book I say[/size]
Register in a finishing school
Take night classes for English 101
You won't learn much by staring at deeeks all day long


The rest of the stuff is laughable
Ode

Bytch, you're still missing your periods and comma.

Nonsense tisha.

Na your type dem dey drag out of her home to burn. Salem winchy.

Miss Ileke eediot the dumbo,today is your lucky day, you may actually learn something in use of English ,if only you'll be attentive.
Now listen very carefully,I will only do this once

The verb "were" is not only used for plural pronouns,you may have been playing with the little boys when that lesson was taught in school
It is used here as a subjunctive when making a hypothetical statement.i am supposing you know the meaning of that big word hypothetical
Or you want it translated to Ekiti?

Fela is not alive,so the sentence "if Fela were alive" is 100% correct according to the rules of the English language

That is the reason I'll say

If I were you, I would be dumb
And that statement would be correct because I am not you.( so I am not dumb)
But someone as daft as you are would have probably said "if I was you" since you believe " were" only goes with plural

"If I were home today, I'd be eating eba" is also correct because I am not home
Same rule of using subjunctives

[size=38pt]Now have you learned something from me today?[/size]
Mumu

Baby mama: Miss Ileke eediot the dumbo[size=28pt],today is your lucky[/size], you may actually learn something in use of English ,if only you'll be attentive.
Now listen very carefully,I will only do this once

The verb "were" is not only used for plural pronouns,you may have been playing with the little boys when that lesson was taught in school
It is used here as a subjunctive when making a hypothetical statement.i am supposing you know the meaning of that big word hypothetical
Or you want it translated to Ekiti?

Fela is not alive,so the sentence "if Fela were alive" is 100% correct according to the rules of the English language

That is the reason I'll say

If I were you, I would be dumb
And that statement would be correct because I am not you.( so I am not dumb)
But someone as daft as you are would have probably said "if I was you" since you believe " were" only goes with plural

"If I were home today, I'd be eating eba" is also correct because I am not home
Same rule of using subjunctives

[size=38pt]Now have you learned something from me today?[/size]
Mumu

Egbami.

Olodo rabata.

Didn't even get to the second sentence . . . . madam, please correct your first error

Thank me

Ileke-IdI:


Bytch, you're still missing your periods and comma.

Nonsense tisha.

Na your type dem dey drag out of her home to burn. Salem winchy.

I beg you to print out my last post but one, enlarge it and read it daily
They say practice makes perfect
No matter how "dense" you may be,it will eventually sink in inshallah
Gosh
I feel like a primary 5 teacher at Ekiti Central school teaching an eediot

Baby mama: Miss Ileke eediot the dumbo,today is your lucky, you may actually learn something in use of English ,if only you'll be attentive.
Now listen very carefully,I will only do this once

The verb "were" is not only used for plural pronouns,you may have been playing with the little boys when that lesson was taught in school
It is used here as a subjunctive when making a hypothetical statement.i am supposing you know the meaning of that big word hypothetical
Or you want it translated to Ekiti?

Fela is not alive,so the sentence "i[size=28pt]f Fela were alive"[/size] is 100% correct according to the rules of the English language

That is the reason I'll say

If I were you, I would be dumb
And that statement would be correct because I am not you.( so I am not dumb)
But someone as daft as you are would have probably said "if I was you" since you believe " were" only goes with plural

"If I were home today, I'd be eating eba" is also correct because I am not home
Same rule of using subjunctives

[size=38pt]Now have you learned something from me today?[/size]
Mumu

Lord have mercy

Na you kill am?

Baby mama:

I beg you to print out [size=28pt]my last post but one,[/size] enlarge it and read it daily
They say practice makes perfect
No matter how "dense" you may be,it will eventually sink in inshallah

Madam, do you think you're in Abia shanty beer parlor?

Ileke-IdI:


Lord have mercy

Na you kill am?

I can't help you anymore , dear
I don try
Hopefully, someone who loves you will say it privately.
Now I know what your teachers must have suffered
Chai

Baby mama: Miss Ileke eediot the dumbo,today is your lucky day, you may actually learn something in use of English ,if only you'll be attentive.
Now listen very carefully,I will only do this once

The verb "were" is not only used for plural pronouns,you may have been playing with the little boys when that lesson was taught in school
It is used here as a subjunctive when making a hypothetical statement.i am supposing you know the meaning of that big word hypothetical
Or you want it translated to Ekiti?

Fela is not alive,so the sentence "if Fela were alive" is 100% correct according to the rules of the English language

That is the reason I'll say

[size=28pt]I would be dumb[/size]
And that statement would be correct because I am not you.( so I am not dumb)
But someone as daft as you are would have probably said "if I was you" since you believe " were" only goes with plural

"If I were home today, I'd be eating eba" is also correct because I am not home
Same rule of using subjunctives

[size=38pt]Now have you learned something from me today?[/size]
Mumu

You think you're smart?

Hoesis, no kill me with "lafter" abeg.

Baby mama:

I can't help you anymore , dear
Hopefully, someone who loves you will say it privately.
Now I know what your teachers must have suffered
Chai

You're missing 2 more periods abeg.

This day yesterday, you didn't even know how to use periods.

Look at you, you "ended" one sentence today.

We're getting there.

Oya, go and impress your has-band.

This is one mistake and display of stupidity I know you'll never make again
I'll make sure to give my commendations when I read you in the future
Ms "if were alive"
Kai
[size=18pt]
Please moderators don't clean this yet,I want it to be seen by as many nairalanders as possible
The olodo of nairaland is defending her title[/size]

Baby mama:

I beg you to print out my last post but one, enlarge it and read it daily
They say practice makes perfect
No matter how "dense" you may be,it will eventually sink in inshallah
Gosh
I feel like a primary 5 teacher at Ekiti Central school teaching an eediot

Na lie.

You feel like one wrinkly hag from Abia shanty hole, but you think like primary 5 student.

Abeg, this is your grand child's birthday present from me.

Baby mama: This is one mistake and display of stupidity I know you'll never make again
I'll make sure to give my commendations when I read you in the future
Ms "if were alive"
Kai
[size=18pt]
Please moderators don't clean this yet,I want it to be seen by as many nairalanders as possible
The olodo of nairaland is defending her title[/size]

[size=28pt]
You modified your first error.

Good animal.

You're learning.

Work on your periods and grammar.

100% of the time, you sound like an untreated psychopathic "victim".[/size]