Baby mama: [size=28pt]Why doesn't he take and post a picture of the said ailment let us see it with our na.ked eyes[/size]

Baby mama: Lord have mercy
[size=28pt]Why are being SE.xually harassed by someone's granny knickers and black bra underneath the red lace[/size]
ts

Ileke-IdI:


Na lie.

You feel like one wrinkly hag from Abia shanty hole, but you think like primary 5 student.

Abeg, this is your grand child's birthday present from me.

Baby mama: And yet some men will abandon girls in Obodo oyibo to go and marry " innocent girls" in Nigeria
Girls that may have [size=28pt]co-habited [/size]nna anyi style all through their 7 years course of study in the university ( school closures included)
I hope my brother is reading this
I warned him to do tum bom tum bom and pick a girl here but he won't listen
He will soon go and marry an nna anyi reject



Please can you folks list the most popular nna anyi schools
I already penciled down Onabisi Onabanjo, by the mouth of two witnesses what are the others

Baby mama:

This is no joking matter sweetie,so stop trying to be smart,I'm trying to help you
You are a total disgrace to whatever schools produced you
[size=18pt]If I were you,[/size]I would register somewhere and brush myself up
Even if you were reared by stark illiterates,you are now a grown up woman with enough mental capability to log onto a website and post pictures.
I suppose you also wipe yourself accordingly after a number 2
So you can equally get yourself some help when you desperately need one
You need it
I shudder to think of the heavy tribal accent you must speak with since your writing ability ( tenses,grammar and spellings) suck
For a young woman who has lived in the USA for at least 6 years or more,you ought to be ashamed of yourself




Now, did you see the use of the subjunctive in the write up above?

Mumu Ndi Ekiti

Ileke-IdI:


[size=28pt]Madam, Have you learned how to compound 2 or more independent clauses?[/size]


Here's a link: http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/combining_skills.htm

Baby mama:

This is no joking matter sweetie,so stop trying to be smart,I'm trying to help you
You are a total disgrace to whatever schools produced you
[size=18pt]If I were you,[/size]I would register somewhere and brush myself up
Even if you were reared by stark illiterates,you are now a grown up woman with enough mental capability to log onto a website and post pictures.
I suppose you also wipe yourself accordingly after a number 2
So you can equally get yourself some help when you desperately need one
You need it
[size=28pt]I shudder to think of the heavy tribal accent you must speak with since your writing ability [/size]( tenses,grammar and spellings) suck
For a young woman who has lived in the USA for at least 6 years or more,you ought to be ashamed of yourself




Now, did you see the use of the subjunctive in the write up above?

Mumu Ndi Ekiti

Baby mama:

What?
[size=28pt]Ave hi[/size] learned what?
[size=28pt]Hi ham[/size] not earring you

I bet that is how you would say that
Mumu

Ileke-IdI:


Madam, you think we're laughing with you?

Don't worry. I have your time today.

Baby mama: [size=28pt]Had the name been Igbo,it will make frontpage[/size]
There is no tribe in Nigeria that eats humans
Sick people exhibit cannibalism but some of these Igbo haters won't see threads like this
They would wish his name were Clifford Orji the mad man so they can continue their song and dance
He is not a cannibal because of his tribe
He is a cannibal because he is a sick lunatic

Baby mama:

You've always had my time and I let you slide
Not again
I won't spare you and your stupidity anymore

Ileke-IdI:


Chei

Hoesis!!! This explains why your has-band no fit touch that toto.

Gbagaun unlimited.

Retired old cougar.

Baby mama:

You've always had my time and I let you slide
Not again
I won't spare you and your stupidity anymore

Baby mama:

Obsessing over my man again
Ileke is it my fault that you have no known father?
And that there is no husband around you and your mother
Why are you obsessed over mine?
Bikonu
I have begged you to hook your mother up with musiwa
Talk to me and face me,my husband is not on NL and he doesn't want you
Why are you getting exited over him?

Baby mama:

Obsessing over my man again
Ileke is it my fault that you have no known father?
And that there is no husband around you and your mother
Why are you obsessed over mine?
Bikonu
I have begged you to hook your mother up with musiwa
Talk to me and face me,my husband is not on NL and he doesn't want you
Why are you getting exited over him?

Ileke-IdI:



Bytch, bring it onnnnnnnnnnnn.

Call your anti-Yorubas to come attack. The more the merrier, I say

Baby mama:

Obsessing over my man again[/size]
Ile[size=8ptke is it my fault that you have no known father?
And that there is no husband around you and your mother
Why are you obsessed over mine?
Bikonu
I have begged you to hook your mother up with musiwa
Talk to me and face me,my husband is not on NL and he doesn't want you
Why are you getting exited over him?

Baby mama: [size=28pt]Drug dealing is not a good trade I don't endorse it but if asked to choose between two evils I would rather these men took to ferrying drugs than armed robbery or ritual killings and selling of body parts for money.[/size]

Freewilly: See as baby mama just finish Ileke-Idi, make I no laugh too much before Afam ban me ohhhh!!!

Freewilly: See as baby mama just finish Ileke-Idi, make I no laugh too much before Afam ban me ohhhh!!!

High_Chief:

No be small thing oh, plus Ileke na my mistress. I don´t even know where to start helping her from

Baby mama:

Y
[size=28pt]The sexually perverted men in the market and construction sites are a typical example no woman can deny
We have all witnessed such dirty overtures from men twice our ages [/size]
.

Baby mama: No big deal
[size=28pt]I bagged a 3rd class[/size] and I still got a job in the bank
All you need is serious connections
No be Naija we dey
Nerds
First class ko,second class okirika ni

Ileke-IdI:


Confession time: Hoesis talks about her marriage

Baby mama:

You are still on my man abi?
Whatever it takes to get you and mama Ileke into a man's house I will do it
This is now a mission
I will beg them
I will pay the bride price sef
This is getting too bad

Shebi we have. Charity section on NL that helps people in dire straits
This is a mission we must accomplish