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Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by GIYAZZ(m): 8:47am On Sep 30, 2015
timpaker:


Me cool, though busy with life.
That section seems like a fun place to be.
I'm gonna stroll down there one day (not for battle)
Lol, me too.

And yes, the Rap battle section is a fun place to be. But it's filled terrorists, villains and gladiators. Hahahahahaha!! Don't be scared though, Laykorn survived. I'm sure you will.

I'd love it if you come for a visit though, it'd be cool. wink
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 12:29pm On Sep 30, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Lol, me too.

And yes, the Rap battle section is a fun place to be. But it's filled terrorists, villains and gladiators. Hahahahahaha!! Don't be scared though, Laykorn survived. I'm sure you will.

I'd love it if you come for a visit though, it'd be cool. wink

Heheheheheheheh. I'm not in for rap battles and besides my punchlines suck.
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by GIYAZZ(m): 3:41pm On Sep 30, 2015
timpaker:


Heheheheheheheh. I'm not in for rap battles and besides my punchlines suck.
Come over. I will tutor you wink
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by firestar(f): 8:03pm On Oct 04, 2015
Introducing Roast.
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by llaykorn: 8:04pm On Oct 04, 2015
firestar:
Introducing Roast.

#GlovesOn
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by firestar(f): 8:24pm On Oct 04, 2015
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Pdizzle(m): 9:37am On Oct 05, 2015
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by llaykorn: 8:41pm On Oct 05, 2015
timpaker:


Heheheheheheheh. I'm not in for rap battles and besides my punchlines suck.

Timpaker, I sent a request, sir. E done reach like one month now o... sad
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 10:40pm On Oct 05, 2015
llaykorn:


Timpaker, I sent a request, sir. E done reach like one month now o... sad

Lolz. I. Just dey enter kontiry now sef. Make I find d phone from where I hide am.


**Done**
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by april4mee(m): 3:32am On Nov 04, 2015
The steel jacketed messenger of death!.

Hell:! Professionally proxied in a tube
A shell comfortably seated in a cube
Doors never shut yet you need to knock
...With a finger and not necessarily your fist before it let's go
The steel jacketed messenger of death.

Oh! What a messenger! So humble and obidient.
Without a knock, it remains there
Never delivering the message to its master
But to the aim? "The speed of light couldn't be faster"
Still the trusted messenger to still a breath.

You let,it jets,to the target it gets and in its nest its sure to melt.
It never mistakingly slips while on the shelf
But even at sleep, its never mistakingly deaf
To instill bucketed fear in every gender on earth.

Its a toy to a kid, employed by the skilled,straight to the hit yet indifferent o the
killed.
With freight in its sound, to hell it is bound and the effect is now!
The steel jacketed messenger of death. Is .....
A BULLET!

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Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Chuksemi(m): 9:30am On Nov 14, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Come over. I will tutor you wink
Make that two, please. My vocab is mal-nourished.
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Chuksemi(m): 9:32am On Nov 14, 2015
timpaker:


Lolz. I. Just dey enter kontiry now sef. Make I find d phone from where I hide am.


**Done**
Hello, how are you?
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 8:43am On Nov 15, 2015
Chuksemi:

Hello, how are you?


Chairman i'm fine oooo. Enjoying the harmattan.

How's studies, and how have you been?
You just scarce for this section like fuel grin
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Chuksemi(m): 11:50am On Nov 15, 2015
timpaker:

Chairman i'm fine oooo. Enjoying the harmattan.
How's studies, and how have you been? You just scarce for this section like fuel grin
I am fine. Studies, in progress and hopefully, I won't be that scarce again.
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 8:28pm On Nov 15, 2015
Chuksemi:

I am fine. Studies, in progress and hopefully, I won't be that scarce again.

.... Then we await your poem on this Section

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Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by joseph1832(m): 7:44am On Nov 23, 2015
Jigsawkillah that's an automatic disqualification for them IMO. I wonder why they didn't even do their home work before embarking on writing the poem.

Llaykorn, I think the time accorded this competition is way too long. The contestants are given way too much time to take in writing the poems.

I believe a poet must let his imagination guide him/her thus making him/her write at the go. Not take forever to write.
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by llaykorn: 8:13am On Nov 23, 2015
joseph1832:
Jigsawkillah that's an automatic disqualification for them IMO. I wonder why they didn't even do their home work before embarking on writing the poem.

Llaykorn, I think the time accorded this competition is way too long. The contestants are given way too much time to take in writing the poems.

I believe a poet must let his imagination guide him/her thus making him/her write at the go. Not take forever to write.

Good morning, Joseph. No, contestants that submit poems that aren't rengas won't be disqualified. The 'Renga Rules Compliance' criterion which carries 50 out of the 100 obtainable marks is there to cater for that. They might just score a zero in that.

And, a week was awarded in the first round to cater for those whom it will take some time to get in touch with their partners. I agree, though, that the time awarded in the second round where contacts have been established between all pairs shouldn't have been that much, and that, by God's grace will be corrected by next year's collaboration contest.
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by joseph1832(m): 8:19am On Nov 23, 2015
llaykorn:


Good morning, Joseph. No, contestants that submit poems that aren't rengas won't be disqualified. The 'Renga Rules Compliance' criterion which carries 50 out of the 100 obtainable marks is there to cater for that. They might just score a zero in that.

And, a week was awarded in the first round to cater for those whom it will take some time to get in touch with their partners. I agree, though, that the time awarded in the second round where contacts have been established between all pairs shouldn't have been that much, and that, by God's grace will be corrected by next year's collaboration contest.
Then why is the contest call the 'Renga Fiesta' if contestants aren't writing Renga's? or obeying Renga rules or even contest rules? What those guys wrote is no way near anything call Renga, but who am I to criticize eh. Lol.
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by llaykorn: 8:28am On Nov 23, 2015
joseph1832:
Then why is the contest call the 'Renga Fiesta' if contestants aren't writing Renga's? or obeying Renga rules or even contest rules? What those guys wrote is no way near anything call Renga, but who am I to criticize eh. Lol.

Lol.. But that's why the renga rules compliance criterion carries a mark of 50 points. Let me ask you a question, sir. If one of the contestants wrote their renga with a 5-7-5 8-8 which should be 5-7-5 7-7, what do we do? Do we disqualify them? It's almost impossible to have about half or more of the contestants come with a slight slip that would practically make their piece not to be called a renga, sir. Do we disqualify them all? Do we disqualify everyone who added an extra syllable or removed one from his haiku?


Bros...you harsh small eh grin

Any two poets that come to the table with a completely correct renga in syllable count and structure will be getting their complete 50 in that criterion, sir, and all slips bring deductions.
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by JigsawKillah(m): 8:46am On Nov 23, 2015
This Joseph1832 is something else LOL I meant to warn them without drawing attention
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by joseph1832(m): 9:10am On Nov 23, 2015
llaykorn:


Lol.. But that's why the renga rules compliance criterion carries a mark of 50 points. Let me ask you a question, sir. If one of the contestants wrote their renga with a 5-7-5 8-8 which should be 5-7-5 7-7, what do we do? Do we disqualify them? It's almost impossible to have about half or more of the contestants come with a slight slip that would practically make their piece not to be called a renga, sir. Do we disqualify them all? Do we disqualify everyone who added an extra syllable or removed one from his haiku?


Bros...you harsh small eh grin

Any two poets that come to the table with a completely correct renga in syllable count and structure will be getting their complete 50 in that criterion, sir, and all slips bring deductions.
Okay oh bros. No vex abeg eh.

You and jigs distracted my flow with your mention, I was writing a rondeau. Now the inspiration is gone.

*frowning

JigsawKillah:
This Joseph1832 is something else LOL I meant to warn them without drawing attention
Oh sorry I didn't know your intention as I can not read minds via the internet. LOL. No harm intended bro. I observed it but decided to hold my peace, but since you also observed it, I just thought...
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by GIYAZZ(m): 10:14am On Dec 05, 2015
Tally ho!
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by llaykorn: 1:01pm On Dec 06, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Tally ho!
Eh?
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by joseph1832(m): 1:03pm On Dec 06, 2015
llaykorn:


Eh?
Dude, saw you viewing my thread? You have anything to say to the HBIC? grin
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Nobody: 5:19pm On Dec 31, 2015
darkenedrebel:


it's not yet 2016...7 more hours to go over here.

nonetheless, i wish you a happy new year as well

So what you changing for the new year?
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Nobody: 6:02pm On Dec 31, 2015
Nubian113:


So what you changing for the new year?

prepping for school i guess..

this one you are acting like this..what happened to - darkrebel stop quoting me ?--ΠΠ
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Nobody: 7:00pm On Dec 31, 2015
darkenedrebel:


prepping for school i guess..

this one you are acting like this..what happened to - darkrebel stop quoting me ?--ΠΠ

New Year new tings....
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Nobody: 7:15pm On Dec 31, 2015
Nubian113:


New Year new tings....

that's good wink

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Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Nobody: 7:27pm On Dec 31, 2015
darkenedrebel:


that's good wink

You gonna do that end of year poem?

I wanna read yours smiley
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by E383: 7:58pm On Dec 31, 2015
Nubian113:


You gonna do that end of year poem?

I wanna read yours smiley

You should write one too. Want to read yours. cheesy
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Nobody: 8:06pm On Dec 31, 2015
E383:


You should write one too. Want to read yours. cheesy


I'm no poet yet grin
Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Nobody: 8:06pm On Dec 31, 2015
Nubian113:


You gonna do that end of year poem?

I wanna read yours smiley

lol....if I have time sha cos street carnival is bumping now ....
I will drop mine tomorrow....

write something also like E383 said ..

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