A Professor at the University was giving a lecture on
the
Supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked,
"How many people here believe in ghosts?" About
90
students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe
in ghosts, do you think you've seen a ghost?" About
40
students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm
really glad you take this Seriously. Has anyone here ever
talked
to a ghost?" About 15 Students raise their hands.
"Has
anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 Students raise
their Hands? "That's Fantastic! Now let me ask ask you one
question further, has any of you ever made love to a
ghost?"
Way in the back, a student raised his hand, The
Professor
takes off his glasses, and says, "Guy, all the Years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to
have
made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here
and tell
us about your Experience." The Big redneck student
replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way
up to the Podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the Professor
asks, "So, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
ghost?"
"Shit! From way back there, I thought you said, 'Goats!'"
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