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Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by bankyblue(m): 6:11pm On Feb 06, 2013
Three persons suspected to be Fulani men who use monkeys to entertain people and collect money in the process, narrowly escaped being lynched in Enugu when a passer-by lost the sum of N200, 000 he just withdrew from bank.

Eyewitness told DailyPost that the victim’s money miraculously disappeared from his pocket when one of the monkeys touched him.

The three men who were carrying one monkey each were passing along the ever-busy Agbani Road, Enugu when they stopped in front of one of the new generation banks along the road where they entertained people with the monkeys doing acrobatic to the admiration of all.

However, DailyPost learnt that the entertainment turned sour, when a young man who just cashed N200, 000 noticed the sudden disappearance of his money as soon as the playing monkey touched him.

Immediately, the victim raised alarm, which attracted many people to the scene including some mobile policemen guarding the bank.

One of the monkeys was said to have vomited the money when the crowd gathered to lynch the monkey-wielding men and were even ready to set them ablaze but for the intervention of the policemen on duty at the bank.

Infuriated that the monkey vomited the money, the crowd went wild and threatened to kill the men who they accused of using their monkeys to steal money from people’s pockets when they gather to enjoy the fun from the monkeys.

When this reporter arrived at the scene, he saw crowd of people who had gathered to witness the strange incident. Shouting on top of his voice, one of them said: “We’ll kill them. These Fulanis are thieves. They have been using the monkeys to dispossess people of their monies. It is not only today, they have been doing it everywhere”.

A policeman at the scene, Mr. S.K.C Mba told DailyPost that they were waiting for re-enforcement from the Mobile Police 3 to take the three Fulani entertainers to their station so that the crowd would not lynch them.



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Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by question(m): 6:20pm On Feb 06, 2013
lol.. The monkey get sense small. The mob for do am autopsy collect the money back. First to comment sha..

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Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by Nobody: 7:14pm On Feb 06, 2013
Thank God the police was there to stop that gruesome murder. That monkey is smart oooo. How did they even train it to Rob so well?
Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by tashanja(m): 7:24pm On Feb 06, 2013
Something is fishy about this story, how can a monkey swallow 200k ( even in 1k denomination - its just too bulky) in a crowded place and go unnoticed; either the story is incomplete or else quite improbable.

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Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by Baba419(m): 7:32pm On Feb 06, 2013
I know naija people, na gorrilla them go use theif.

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Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by Nobody: 9:22pm On Feb 06, 2013
Well I'm sure the fulanis know how to retaliate on ibos in maiduguri.

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Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by GARRIx7(m): 9:57pm On Feb 06, 2013
Story story!!!

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Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by heed101(m): 12:04am On Feb 07, 2013
The use of metaphysical power

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Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by redsun(m): 1:10am On Feb 07, 2013
Expert dips can pick people's pockets miraculously and in this case blame it on a monkey. Just like magic.

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Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by PROUDIGBO(m): 1:24am On Feb 07, 2013
redsun: Expert dips can pick people's pockets miraculously and in this case blame it on a monkey. Just like magic.

^^^Don't mind the idiots; monkey touches someone and 200,000 naira disappears just like that! The blood of anyone that would have been killed by their foolishness would have been on their heads till judgement day.....fools! I can't stand ignorant twerps.

It's either some 'artful dodger' has helped himself to the guys money, or the whole story of withdrawing 200,000 from the bank is nothing more than a wishful dream.

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Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by yuzedo: 1:38am On Feb 07, 2013
tashanja: Something is fishy about this story, how can a monkey swallow 200k ( even in 1k denomination - its just too bulky) in a crowded place and go unnoticed; either the story is incomplete or else quite improbable.
Even if na burn dem burn the money come swallow the ashes! Akuko! undecided
Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by baby124: 1:47am On Feb 07, 2013
Well trained monkey wink. Am sure they also taught it how to escape after the act!
Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by Freewilly(f): 3:07am On Feb 07, 2013
Why are Fulani even allowed to walk around freely in Enugu ?

Tomorrow now they will start causing trouble in Igboland

they should be deported back to the North we don't need

them for anything.

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Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by SlyIg(f): 3:41am On Feb 07, 2013
Monkey that is trained to steal. Who on earth could carry such an amount of money and go close to an arena like that.
Even juju may be involved too. Who kws!
Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by BiafraTaxEnforc: 7:50am On Feb 07, 2013
Freewilly: Why are Fulani even allowed to walk around freely in Enugu ?

Tomorrow now they will start causing trouble in Igboland

they should be deported back to the North we don't need

them for anything.


We must fortify the home. It takes money to get it done, to block out undesirable elements.
Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by Nobody: 8:06am On Feb 07, 2013
The Thieves should have Been killed. Fulanis are thieves that ought to die.
Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by kheart(m): 8:24am On Feb 07, 2013
Ibos can never stop their criminality, how can a monkey swallow a whole 200k? Aside bein impossible self, how comes no one saw when he was swallowing d money? The whole story is just trash and only fooooolz will be believe this.

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Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by sayusuf(m): 8:44am On Feb 07, 2013
Looking 4 excuse to kill. Typical mind of Nigerians, Thinking of killing all the time.
Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by Nobody: 9:12am On Feb 07, 2013
The "Nigger moment" wink

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Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by kandiikane(m): 9:14am On Feb 07, 2013
Freewilly: Why are Fulani even allowed to walk around freely in Enugu ?

Tomorrow now they will start causing trouble in Igboland

they should be deported back to the North we don't need

them for anything.
Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by Tolexander: 9:15am On Feb 07, 2013
so Nigerian monkey self gat that DNA in itz gene.
Monkey dey carry money, shey e wan go use am do shopping ni
well! K separates MONEY from MONKEY.

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Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by cyzzy: 9:17am On Feb 07, 2013
Are people still watching those diabolic thieves?
Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by 9icest: 9:18am On Feb 07, 2013
Legit1: The "Nigger moment" wink

Bro, you too much! Abaradaphucken---brada! grin
That guy is no Fulani! They arent that smart! 200k Just disappear like that grin

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Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by Nobody: 9:19am On Feb 07, 2013
Reminds me of the Movie"Monkey trouble".
Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by Nobody: 9:21am On Feb 07, 2013
What! This kinda juju still dey exist? Classic!
Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by inosend: 9:29am On Feb 07, 2013
kheart: Ibos can never stop their criminality, how can a monkey swallow a whole 200k? Aside bein impossible self, how comes no one saw when he was swallowing d money? The whole story is just trash and only fooooolz will be believe this.
Well, I don't know about you but I certainly know that fetish practices abound even in pragmatic western countries such as America. Shit happens.

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Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by Ifetex(m): 9:30am On Feb 07, 2013
kheart: Ibos can never stop their criminality, how can a monkey swallow a whole 200k? Aside bein impossible self, how comes no one saw when he was swallowing d money? The whole story is just trash and only fooooolz will be believe this.
with magic somethings are possible, dn't b an Adamu

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Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by dumjoshua: 9:32am On Feb 07, 2013
please somebody should tell police to detain the monkey, dont be suprise u will see more strange things, that monkey can turn to human being. But enugu people why are u so dull i expected that those fulanis should have been killed they have sent so many people to early grave,in their place it cannot happen even in the presence of police.

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Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by Jazzgreen(m): 9:33am On Feb 07, 2013
Was dat a Monkey or a transformed fulani man? shocked
Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by Asis(m): 9:33am On Feb 07, 2013
Lolz I nor fit laugh,touch and disappear abi,staged news,but come to think of it,it sure could be true,that is,if of course magic was indeed implored..
Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by Ifetex(m): 9:35am On Feb 07, 2013
cyzzy: Are people still watching those diabolic thieves?
i woder oh, even d ode with that kind of money self hmmm....

If i was d fulani man i for just disapear jor
Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by theripper2: 9:41am On Feb 07, 2013
Legit1: The "Nigger moment" wink

Niggasynthesis.

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