hissssssss to the thread

I will buy her pampers

yeye4live: Funny Val Gifts U Don't Dare Give To Ur Girfriend
5, A pastor chris tape

And what's wrong wt this?

Bush!
I deliver roses every non valentine week to ladies who love them. Emphasis on the word Ladies. How do you expect a valentines day without lovely red roses.
Once again, Bush!

Antell95: Comb.

yeye4live: don't gve it a tryer xcept u want 2 lose her ooh, dis days a girl u don't spend atleast 50k on, on a vals day wil automaticaly dump u 4even ur close friends, all of dem re just gold digers

Dats not true.der are exceptions.

a novel (eze goes to skul)

Will give her ...
Help me say it...
Help me say it...
a bag of




[size=20pt] GARRI [/size].

This particular gift shown below.

~vicky~:


but i love teddy bears

Az old az u ar?...

tonto dike's album.

torch light

[quote author=yeye4live]Funny Val Gifts U Don't Dare Give To Ur Girfriend

As for me these are funny gifts you don't dare give to any Nigerian girl except you want her to break up with you,but if she accept it with her whole heart then that girl is a wife material, marry her ooh.

1, A hand fan
2, A rose flower
3, A bathroom slipers (50 naira)
4, A tooth paste
5, A pastor chris tape
6, A rapped Kuli-kuli
7, A mortal/pistle
8, A wall clock

my bf can neva try giving me dis trash!

12 inch Love Machine

a new car & check of 5M

All these worldly dat has no value people tends to appreciate it or carry it here & there like wyclef rather than discussin abt wot will end a man in his path in life by preachin d gospel, asking abt his/her spiritual growth in d journey of faith and kip tellin him to b vigillant,careful nd b prayerful so as he/she nt 2 lose his/her salvation. Go nd read 1john 2 & 3, u'll knw wot am saying. Once again "End Times" children of God, think deeply

Yellow_Mosquito: The last time I checked, I helped a friend deliver a greeting card, na so the babe tear am carry am pour for my body, as she did that, the dude just entered with the gift basket that we had taken lots of time to bring up inside. Na so this babe kneel down begin beg o.

I chop enough shocolate meant for my friend val but me no send o

I love this concept...

albacete: Will give her ...
Help me say it...
Help me say it...
a bag of




[size=20pt] GARRI [/size].

U want her 2 open a gai stal, u wicked ooh.

FXKing2012:
And what's wrong wt this?

U say wat s wrong wit pastor chris tape? 4me ooh its gud but give a naija girl dat n se her reply,2of una go put leg 4one trouser.

Harbosede02: my bf can't gve me any of this shit

madam wat ve u given him,I kno its pple like u dat give boxer n xpect to b given a cheq of 1milion ,u ve brain wash ur bf wit jass

Shoe rack

yeye4live: Funny Val Gifts U Don't Dare Give To Ur Girfriend

As for me these are funny gifts you don't dare give to any Nigerian girl except you want her to break up with you,but if she accept it with her whole heart then that girl is a wife material, marry her ooh.

1, A hand fan
2, A rose flower
3, A bathroom slipers (50 naira)
4, A tooth paste
5, A pastor chris tape
6, A rapped Kuli-kuli
7, A mortal/pistle
8, A wall clock

U can plss add more u kno too

LWKMD

Nixoderm

Pls and pls,
Don't buy her many pants of same colour.
People would think that she doesn't change pants.

Pencil

Tolexander: FRENCH LETTER,
BROKEN HEARTH,
Mouth Action,
DEODORANT(means she has a body odour),
PREGNANT,
HEART ATTACK,
PASTOR KUMUYI'S TAPE,
I WONT TAKE HER TO DEEPER LIFE CHURCH THAT DAY.
MY WEAKNESS

guy u are a fool..u will stilll come to deeper life to worship...

na half mudu of sawa garri na

Just like dis one