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Quotes Of The Day By Realsammie by realsammie(m): 2:09pm On Feb 17, 2013
To my Guys:

Love your lover like ROMEO,

Fight for her like SPARTACUS ,

Rescue her like MICHAEL SCUFFLED ,

Protect her like JACK BAUER ,

Don't cheat on her like TIGER WOODS ,

Never beat her like CHRIS BROWN ,

Splash money on her like MANCHESTER CITY ,
Don't be stingy like ARSENAL , embarassed

Win trophies for her like MAN UNITED ,

Have confidence in her like BARCELONA.

Don't disappoint her like LIVERPOOL,

Don't promise her things u cant fulfil like PDP,

Don't keep her in darkness like PHCN,

don't be 2nd in her life like bayern munich,

never relent afta gettin her like REAL MADRID ,

Don't cause her pain like BOKO HARAM, undecided

Don't go 2 convention 4 her like GEJ, cool

neva tink u can control her 4ever like GADAFI,
Win gold for her like USAIN BOLT,O:-)

don't sell evrytin u av 4 her like AC MILAN cheesy

Neva tink of her status lyk Arthur{merlin}

Lastly, Dont change ur girlfriend like CHELSEA, grin

Be wise like REALSAMMIE cool

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