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9 Types Of Girlfriends by ottentick(m): 9:23am On Mar 18, 2008 |
1 Ms. Nice Gal :- "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn't have" Also known as: What a girl, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat. Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly. Disadvantages: May wise up someday. 2Old Yeller :- "You goddamn spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch! Can't you see you're making me miserable?" Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell. Advantages: Pays attention to you. Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans. 3Sickly :- "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite" Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Glumpy. Advantages: Predictable. Disadvantages: Contagious. 4The Bosser :- "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look." Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, yes Mom. Advantages: Often right. Disadvantages: Often right, but so what? 5Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied :- "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair colour?" Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw c'mon Honey. Advantages: Easily soothed. Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed. 6Wild Woman out of Control :- "I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an' make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S'fun." Also known as: Fast girl, freewheeler, goodtime charleena, passed out. Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys. Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs. 7Huffy :- "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at" Also known as: No fun, humorless prig, Cold fish, Chilly proposition, iceberg, Snarly. Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you. Disadvantages: You will have no friends. 8Woman from Mars :- "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship" Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic. Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable. Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud. 9Ms. Dreamgirl :- "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now" Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous. Advantages: Funny, intelligent uninhibited. Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you. BABES CHOOSE THE CATEKORY U BELONG TO |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by adekennis(m): 9:27am On Mar 18, 2008 |
:p |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by iice(f): 4:40pm On Mar 18, 2008 |
Not on that list. . .not on any list |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Busta(f): 4:42pm On Mar 18, 2008 |
chai . , women don suffer oh |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by adeboo(f): 5:17pm On Mar 18, 2008 |
Dream girl for sure now. |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by sosky4real: 5:52pm On Mar 18, 2008 |
not on your list. |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Scopium: 6:54pm On Mar 18, 2008 |
adeboo: [size=13pt]Keep on dreaming[/size] |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by ifyalways(f): 8:07pm On Mar 18, 2008 |
. . .wonderful |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 8:08pm On Mar 18, 2008 |
I am No.8 'Woman from mars' |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by TOYOSI20(f): 9:46pm On Mar 18, 2008 |
Don't think I fit in anywhere on ur list |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by samyyoung1(m): 10:40pm On Mar 18, 2008 |
i love your composition, what about guys, am waiting to c that 2 |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 11:51pm On Mar 18, 2008 |
na wa o. . . back in the olden days, GFs were just GFs. . .now they've classified the meaning of GFs. . .next will be WIFE |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 12:04am On Mar 19, 2008 |
no.6 for me |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 3:15am On Mar 19, 2008 |
I like the disadvantage of No. 9 |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by tngtech(m): 9:39am On Mar 19, 2008 |
@poster which is yours among the 9. |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by efuah(f): 9:52am On Mar 19, 2008 |
I dnt fall anywia. . . i am me. |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by ottentick(m): 3:45pm On Mar 22, 2008 |
Dat be no9 |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by ruudgal: 5:09pm On Mar 22, 2008 |
am all 9, so wot ? |
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