on a bright sunday morning, the church auditorium was filled to capacity, and the service was doing just fine.As the pastor was about to mount the pulpit, two men dressed in black overalls and a black hat walked into the church via the rear entry of the church. The first man was at the middle of the church while the other man was positioned at the back of the church. Simultaneously before you say 'Ben johnson' the two reached for their guns beneath their undercoats and pointed it to the air released thr3 shots and said
'anybody willing to take bullets for jesus please step forward'!
Pandoneium broke out. The choir were the first ones to run followed by the assistant pastor and then the other members of the congregation followed suit. The pastor managed to maintain his posture together with 21 members of the church who didn't run.and then suprisely one of the men gestured the pastor and yelled
'the hypocrites are all gone now you may continue the service now'.he quietly slips into one of the pews in the front as if nothing happened

hahahaha...very funny story