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Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by Seun(m): 9:50pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
The coming to America quote was funny as hell. |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 9:52pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Daniel: Could you make me a woman? Frank: Honey, I'm so happy. MRS. DOUBTFIRE |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 9:54pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
[after Daniel has lost his mask] Mrs. Sellner, The Social Worker: Do you need a hand? Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh, no dear, I don't need a hand. Daniel: [back to Daniel] I need a face. MRS. DOUBTFIRE |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 9:54pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
after seeing "Mrs. Doubtfire" peeing while standing up] Chris: Lydia! We gotta call the cops! We gotta dial 911 now! Lydie: Why? Chris: [stammering] Mrs. Doubtfire! He's a she! She's a he! He's a she-she. Lydie: What? Chris: He's half-man, half-woman. Lydie: [screams] What? MRS. DOUBTFIRE |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 9:56pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
[In burning building] Cat Lady: I'm not leaving without my cats. Longfellow Deeds: How many cats do you have? Cat Lady: Seven. Longfellow Deeds: Holy shit. Lets get cracking. MR. DEEDS |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 9:56pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Babe: And this is my brother Denny's room, [opens a closet door] Babe, aka "Pam Dawson": they didn't like my brother very much. MR. DEEDS |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 9:57pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Crazy Eyes: [Driving his new car] These things are damn fast! [Floors it and rams into a tree] Crazy Eyes: I'm alright! MR. DEEDS |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:00pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
The Devil: You're so nervous, Elliot. Elliot Richards: How do you know my name? The Devil: I'm psychic. Plus it's on your name tag. BEDAZZLED |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:01pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Mia: This ain't Burger King! You can't always have it your way! LOVE DONT CO$T A THING |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:02pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Walter Colley: It smell like burnt Paris Morgan now. Kenneth Warman: Yeah that's how hot she is! Paris Morgan: Look, Al, I think you're starting to feel yourself a little to much. Alvin Johnson: [panicky] I do not do that! Who told you that, Walter? My mother said you'll go blind! Paris Morgan: Look, whatever! LOVE DON'T CO$T A THING |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:04pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Michael Ellis: Katrina is the shit. She just did Ginuwine's new video. Missy Elliott: I don't care if she just showed Michael Jackson how to Harlem shake. I said I want Honey. Honey Daniels. Duh. HONEY |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:05pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Missy Elliott: [to limo driver] You big dummy! How the hell you don't know how to get to the BQE? Let me tell you something: If you make me miss my hook-up with miss Honey Daniels, I'm gonna barbeque your Big-Bird-looking, Men-In-Black-wannabe, driving Miss Daisy ass! HONEY |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by Badman888(m): 10:05pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
kellogs u sure do watch alot of movies |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:05pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Barber: [watching Honey leave Chaz's Barber Shop, where Chaz has just unsuccessfully asked Honey out on a date] Let us pray. Heavenly Father, please bless Chaz with game IMMEDIATELY. HONEY |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:06pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
yeah mate! |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:08pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
[climbing down the rope] Marv: Harry, are you wearing aftershave? Harry: That's not aftershave, Marv. That's kerosene. The rope is soaked in it. Marv: Now why would anyone wanna soak a rope in kerosene? [Kevin lights a match] Kevin McCallister: Merry Christmas. Harry: Go up. HOME ALONE 2 |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:08pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Kevin McCallister: This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. HOME ALONE |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:10pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
[the check-out woman holds up a bag full of army men, and gives Kevin a funny look] Kevin McCallister: For the kids. HOME ALONE 1 |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:10pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Kate McCallister: Kevin, get upstairs right now. Kevin McCallister: Why? Jeff McCallister: Kevin, you're such a disease. Kevin McCallister: Shut up. Peter McCallister: Kevin, upstairs. Kate McCallister: Say good night, Kevin. Kevin McCallister: "Good night, Kevin." HOME ALONE 1 |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:11pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Kevin McCallister: I made my family disappear. [thinks back to family members saying bad things about him] HOME ALONE 1 |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:13pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Big Ben Healy: [seeing Junior for the first time] Oh, my God! It's the devil! PROBLEM CHILD 1 |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:14pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Ben Healy: Junior, you remember Ms. Klaukinski. Junior: How could I forget? Her pie gave us the runs. PROBLEM CHILD 2 |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:16pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
[after Junior shows the town a video of his babysitter and her boyfriend having sex] Ben Healey: Junior, we're new here! Can't we at least attempt to fit in? Junior Healey: What are you getting onto me for? I didn't do anything. I just watched it. Ben Healey: Yes, and so did the entire neighborhood. Junior Healey: I didn't hear any complaints. PROBLEM CHILD 2 |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:16pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Ben Healey: Junior, 3rd grade is the foundation of a great education. If you don't go, you'll only hurt yourself. Junior Healy: I'm sure I'll take a few others down with me. PROBLEM CHILD 2 |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:19pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Carter: That's why I don't have no partner, that's one thing I learned from my daddy. Lee: Your father was a policeman? Carter: Fifteen years LAPD. Lee: My daddy also a policeman. Carter: Your daddy was a cop? Lee: Not a cop, an officer, a legend all over Hong Kong. Carter: My daddy a legend too all over America. My daddy once arrested fifteen people in one night by himself. Lee: My daddy arrested 25 by himself. Carter: , My daddy once saved five crackheads from a burnin' building, by himself. Lee: My daddy once caught a bullet with his bare hand. Carter: My daddy'll kick your daddy's ass all the way from here to China, Japan, wherever the hell you from and all up that Great Wall too. Lee: Hey, don't talk about my father. Carter: Don't talk about my daddy. RUSH HOUR 1 |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:21pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
[meeting Lee at the airport] Carter: Please tell me you speak English. I'm Detective Carter. Do you speaka any English? DO-YOU-UNDERSTAND-THE-WORDS-THAT-ARE-COMING-OUT-OF-MY-MOUTH? RUSH HOUR 1 |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:22pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Lee: Why would they not want my help? Carter: Because they don't give a damn about you! They don't like you! I don't like you! Lee: I don't care! I'm here for the girl! Carter: The girl don't like you! Nobody likes you! RUSH HOUR 1 |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:23pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Princess Pei Pei: Father, is this my husband-to-be? He's a toad. If the Emperor is so fond of him, why doesn't he marry him? SHANGHAI NOON |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:23pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Chon Wang: See! I told you so! Roy O'Bannon: No, you said "wet shirt don't break," not "piss shirt bend bar"! SHANGHAI NOON |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:24pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Roy O'Bannon: Ooooh, who's the pretty lady? Chon Wang: That's my wife! Roy O'Bannon: How long you been in this country? Chon Wang: Four days. Roy O'Bannon: Nice work. SHANGHAI NOON |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:24pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Chon Wang: This is the West, not the East. The sun may rise where we come from, but here is where it sets. SHANGHAI NOON |
Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by kellorah: 10:25pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
Roy O'Bannon: Yes, John, I've heard all about the Emperor. Must be one hell of a man. Chon Wang: He's only twelve. Roy O'Bannon: Are you kidding me? You're sitting here, waiting to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped? SHANGHAI NOON |
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