There's an occurrence that always gets me stumbled and annoy. When my mum knows I'm watching Man U play, that is when she will shout my name and be like "Are u not going to it abi". Like I dnt know the way to the kitchen. And also, it is when I'm playing PES or FIFA on my laptop that my GF will remember one issue we have to discuss or start touchy touchy with me especially when I'm leading so I get distracted and concede a goal. Our ladies but why?!!! But why?!!!

lol well i am guilty of that myself.infact it is when they start playing ball and my kid brother is already in the sitting room that i go and meet him to unzip the back of my gown or help me lock the door downstairs.if its my daddy ehen haaa,that one will just push me for one corner.then as for the touchy touchy,i do that as well for my boyfriend,when he is watching ball,i deliberatly sit beside him and be smooching his back out of boredom.the football excites him a lot,but i find it boring so i just resort to touching his back,for me,i am just playing,its like pulling your girlfriends hair or braids when she's watching movie and you're not.no bi deal na

^^ U funny sha

Ask ur female relatives n galfrd of cos!

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Anything wrong with asking nairaland females?

90 percent of women hate football

kulyie: lol well i am guilty of that myself.infact it is when they start playing ball and my kid brother is already in the sitting room that i go and meet him to unzip the back of my gown or help me lock the door downstairs.if its my daddy ehen haaa,that one will just push me for one corner.then as for the touchy touchy,i do that as well for my boyfriend,when he is watching ball,i deliberatly sit beside him and be smooching his back out of boredom.the football excites him a lot,but i find it boring so i just resort to touching his back,for me,i am just playing,its like pulling your girlfriends hair or braids when she's watching movie and you're not.no bi deal na

Ewwww...your bro unzip your gown?

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Lmao!!!

No babe has been able to say why they do it. Not one. I even got one that is pressing p because I asked a simple question. Is it a crime to ask? My think it's because women like attention. My opinion sha

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No babe has been able to say why they do it. Not one. I even got one that is pressing p because I asked a simple question. Is it a crime to ask? My think it's because women like attention. My opinion sha

please what is the p she is pressing p could mean anything like it could mean problem,pressure,parent,pencil etc,expantiate on the p please,thank you

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abi o

denzel2009:

Ewwww...your bro unzip your gown?

there's nothing wrong in that,abi where is your mind going to Perv

because they don't like being second best

I swear down...that ish is very annoying, my gf knows dt I Man U is playing cos I wil hav informd her but it is at that time she will seek to disturb me. But wen I'm plain Pes or Football Manager I put my fone in silence so that way I won't hear it ringing.
But seriously gals stop it.