A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom
was astonished to see the bed was nicely
made and everything was picked up. Then
she saw an envelope propped up prominently
on the center of the bed. It was addressed,
"Mom." With the worst premonition, she
opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow
that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my
new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a
scene with Dad and you. I've been finding
real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-
even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard,
and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only
the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed
said that we will be very happy. He already
owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. He wants to
have many more children with me and that's
now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me
that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and
we'll be growing it for us and trading it with
his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we
want. In the meantime, we'll pray that
science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed
can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't
worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know
how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure
we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over
at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in life
than my report card that's in my desk center
drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me
to come home.

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