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Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by clemcykul(f): 12:13pm On Mar 28, 2008
come bla bla bla now yeye boi

why u too lyke men sef? shocked
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by gilgee(m): 1:10pm On Mar 28, 2008
Nobi my fault. Na as life be na.
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by clemcykul(f): 1:35pm On Mar 28, 2008
lol
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by gilgee(m): 2:04pm On Mar 28, 2008
lolita
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by delib: 2:29pm On Mar 28, 2008
rlmao
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by Lolabbey: 4:40pm On Apr 03, 2008
@ poster

na wah oo,bt are u vry sure wink
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by showbobo(m): 9:10am On Apr 04, 2008
Lolabbey:

@ poster

na wah oo,bt are u vry sure wink

Dont mind him jare,he's just hating.He's one of those frustrated people UNILAG didnt admit.
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by Lolabbey: 9:19am On Apr 04, 2008
eyaaaa poster,

sorry abt dat,

in ur next jamb put in more efforts tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by fineyabber: 9:44am On Apr 04, 2008
wicked
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by Lolabbey: 9:54am On Apr 04, 2008
stubborn
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by fineyabber: 11:10am On Apr 04, 2008
Ha! Divine intervention

Methinks Carbon and Oxygen are being divinely mixed wink
This Lola don de trip my green veins o! grin
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by Lolabbey: 11:54am On Apr 04, 2008
no ,na ur red veins i dey trip
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by showbobo(m): 11:26pm On Apr 04, 2008
@Poster

Maybe we should contribute some money for him so that he would go for a SPECIAL CENTRE examination next time,
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by chidipupay(m): 10:16am On Apr 08, 2008
@showbobo

Don't take it personal it just what is happening ova there and 4 ur info i am not furstrated i am about graduating.

@lola
i guess you are in unilag. Well i am sorry for that. but just try and enjoy the post ok
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by ituen(m): 2:30am On Apr 09, 2008
do they have a choice?
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by clemcykul(f): 1:02pm On Apr 09, 2008
i doubt!
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by ituen(m): 3:26pm On Apr 09, 2008
then they must be silly boys
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by clemcykul(f): 10:04am On Apr 10, 2008
for lyfe
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by handsombob(m): 4:40pm On Apr 10, 2008
EVEN ME I DAY EVEN THANK GOD SAY I NO GO UNILAG SELF.COS INSIDE THAT SCHOOL YOU GO SEE A GUY WAY NO GET MONEY AT ALL GO DAY FORM LIKE SAY HIM PAPA NA HIM BE THE GORVERNOR OF C.B.N. THAT SCHOOL REALLY NEED ORIENTATION FOR HAW TO BE THEMSELF AND NATURAL.
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by ThugLife1(m): 12:38am On Apr 11, 2008
Na wa oooooooooooo
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by showbobo(m): 8:01am On Apr 11, 2008
handsombob:

EVEN ME I DAY EVEN THANK GOD SAY I NO GO UNILAG SELF.COS INSIDE THAT SCHOOL YOU GO SEE A GUY WAY NO GET MONEY AT ALL GO DAY FORM LIKE SAY HIM PAPA NA HIM BE THE GORVERNOR OF C.B.N. THAT SCHOOL REALLY NEED ORIENTATION FOR HAW TO BE THEMSELF AND NATURAL.

Zombie,
its not about the school,its about the individuals.Different strokes for different folks,Yaddamean

@chidipupay

I dont take stuffs on here personal,Ok?
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by ituen(m): 9:08am On Apr 11, 2008
All of una wey dey reply this thread, una go tell me whether una village send una go school to READ BOOK or to ADMIRE BORROW-POSE niggahz


angry angry
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by clemcykul(f): 9:12am On Apr 11, 2008
no mind all this village children wey manage go unilag
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by ituen(m): 9:43am On Apr 11, 2008
NO blame them,

Na free basic education wey fashola ben introduce na im u see massive exodus to unilag
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by showbobo(m): 11:44pm On Apr 12, 2008
u no serious grin grin
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by chidipupay(m): 11:34pm On Apr 18, 2008
36.Morems toilets smells worse during valentines and
about three weeks following, awoof dey run belle

37.After 3 years of doing the devil's "work" a skele
hangs up the championship belt and starts going to fellowship
because even Satan wants nothing more to do with her,

38.A guy will leave the AC in his BQ on all day and night even though his house in Ikeja utilises an Adebowale Fan on
number 3 for the same purpose,

39. This same guy will spray perfume that his brother after working his fingers to the bone in McDonalds bought and sent to him and enter Morems, he will hug a few chicks who will compliment his "perf" and then yarn with awon boys and inevitably go back to the
room alone where his room mate has fallen asleep with an open jar of
Vaseline next to him, he removes his clothes,turns off the light and jumps
onto the mattress, then reaches for the jar of vaseline>>>>>(e need am)

40.UNILAG guys, out of frustration, will enter night
bus to OSU, OSUA or UNIJOS to hunt down woman, "Belles" have more
fun,

41. A guy who lives in Chevron Estate will pick up his belle (from Alagbado) and her friends from Satellite Town, Ikorodu Town and Aguda(Suru-Lere)respectively AND drop them off EVERY DAY and wonder why his popsie burst in2 tears when he sees the car he bought three months ago and his mechanic has recently bought a danfo bus
to use for transport since he became his customer,

42. A guy will go to his mechanic with three chicks
chopping ice cream and double 4 and dancing to J-Lo's music pumping
from his speakers and wonders why the guy refuses to allow him "price" the
fuel pump
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by ThugLife1(m): 11:45pm On Apr 18, 2008
lol
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by torture: 12:48pm On Apr 19, 2008
@ poster guy keep it up ur thread is a hard core truth and it is motivational.
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by Nobody: 1:25pm On Apr 19, 2008
lol this is funny cheesy
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by saucekid(m): 1:41pm On Apr 19, 2008
it sure is nnyfu
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by naijastyle: 10:47am On Apr 20, 2008
confusion
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by saucekid(m): 5:18pm On Apr 20, 2008
confirmed by a very confused person

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