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Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by clemcykul(f): 4:29pm On Jun 16, 2008
*summons all the birds and tells them*
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by holythug(m): 4:40pm On Jun 16, 2008
clap for yasef. . .assembly prefect
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by chidipupay(m): 12:17am On Jun 19, 2008
hey man i am not frustrated at all. I joke post these trend for people to observe the way they form in uni lag as if it is harvard university. so guys enjoy the trend.

I still need those kisses for a job wey done
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by StanP(m): 7:46am On Jun 19, 2008
@CHIDI
men u too much. i tink its high time we akokaites tell oursef the truth.some of these campus chick just wan2 have fun at the expense of just any guy who is ready to throw the cash,they don't luv at all.If u are not the boxed up guy, men u can toast a girl throughout one session only to find out she is flirting wit one money-miss-road guy.as for me i hav ignored them but will definately come back for them WHEN I MAKE MY DOE then their song will be YOUR LUV IS WICKED.
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by clemcykul(f): 8:50am On Jun 19, 2008
yes love is wicked, but not to moi.



chidi howdiee post more of em wink
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by holythug(m): 12:43pm On Jun 19, 2008
kai see dis pirate cheesy
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by chidipupay(m): 6:47pm On Jun 23, 2008
I will do that, i need more flows from you guys, you are making the trend funny,
.One luv guys
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by holythug(m): 8:18pm On Jun 23, 2008
ok una get mouth naa
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by clemcykul(f): 9:41am On Jun 24, 2008
you na only vampire teeth u get na
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by chidipupay(m): 10:25am On Oct 04, 2008
Thanks God that i found these again, xpect more flows
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by chidipupay(m): 9:35pm On Oct 04, 2008
47. A guy after chasing unilag Skele, decides to settle for post ume Babes, bacause him money no reach. thinking say dem post ume skele go easy but to his suprise even post ume babes wey never enter don dey claim unilag babe. you know the language now, MONEY! MONEY!! MONEY!!!

48. A post ume student, just because she go write post ume, go start they blow phonee, she go dey call her friends wey never enter school she go dey do shakara, she go say she don enter Akoka, at the end she go score 20 over 400. Nothing wey person no go see for unilag

49. A guy afta chasing a particular skele, decide to yahoo yahoo to make money. So that he go fit impress the babe, but, to his suprise these skele still dey follow aristo. Abeg dem take aristoes do Unilag babe?

50. A yahoo yahoo guy, go dey rap english as if say him spend his last summer holiday for Uk. But check his GS101 result na manage him take score 29 over 100.
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by MrInfo1(m): 9:47pm On Oct 04, 2008
True some school babes could be nice, others are expensive hoes
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by chidipupay(m): 10:57pm On Oct 04, 2008
the main thing be say some of those chick wey dey claim say dem dey xpensive dey smell and dirty,
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by showbobo(m): 12:06am On Oct 05, 2008
chidipupay:

Thanks God that i found these again, xpect more flows
Thanks him alot grin cheesy
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by Gabry(f): 2:29am On Oct 05, 2008
Showbobo, I hope you miss me now. smiley
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by showbobo(m): 10:33pm On Oct 05, 2008
gabrywyl:

Showbobo, I hope you miss me now. smiley
Yes precious
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by tumfulu: 10:37pm On Oct 05, 2008
boring.
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by chidipupay(m): 2:39am On Oct 06, 2008
tumfulu

and you are still here. then get off the trend angry

@showbobo

hey you and gabrywyl should better stop the missing missing issue

@gabrywyl

We are really trashing out some shits that happens in unilag and not love thing Ok.
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by Gabry(f): 2:42am On Oct 06, 2008
But why trash? Arent we all about loving and sharing? sad
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by chidipupay(m): 3:04am On Oct 06, 2008
Yeah but some people, most especially the skele just don't get enof of money.
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by Gabry(f): 3:06am On Oct 06, 2008
shocked sad sad Is that why you guys never smile ?
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by chidipupay(m): 3:11am On Oct 06, 2008
how do u expect us to smile in that condition? angry
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by Gabry(f): 3:21am On Oct 06, 2008
But when you smile, things might be better ohhh sad
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by MrInfo1(m): 3:22am On Oct 06, 2008
angry thy shall not look uche face
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by Gabry(f): 3:26am On Oct 06, 2008
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by chidipupay(m): 3:28am On Oct 06, 2008
cool they shall not see me also
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by Gabry(f): 3:32am On Oct 06, 2008
Oh well. . . . . . sad
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by chidipupay(m): 3:42am On Oct 06, 2008
that is true.
I will keep posting more
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by clemcykul(f): 10:37am On Oct 06, 2008
see u do,

wen the cafe owner has borrowed u some minutes
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by showbobo(m): 1:26pm On Oct 06, 2008
@Gabry

How is your day going love??
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by Gabry(f): 1:27pm On Oct 06, 2008
Showbobo, finally you answer me. . . . Have been callin you left, right, front and centre ohhh. . .

I am doin good sha. And you? Youve been busy I presume?
Re: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by showbobo(m): 1:39pm On Oct 06, 2008
Not really babe. . . . Been watching alot of movies lately. . . . When you dey go ontop water??U don sabi swim

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