gbosaa:



Thats a very fake record...in 24hrs,there are 1440mins..within that time shes had 919 men,meaning each of the men spent less than 2mins.

What sort of men were those?the record must be either spurious or shes had 919 worms for dinner.

i know 5 nairalanders that,ll put her in her right place.

dopeJemi:


And I know u r secretLy Hoping

dopeJemi:


And I know u r secretLy Hoping

Is that the only line u took note of? Maybe cos it applies to u in particular.

NessaFresh: 1. Your Pupils can expand as much as 45 percent when looking at someone you love
2. Violence has actually been steadily declining over the course of human history. We are currently in the midst of our most peaceful Era yet.

3. Most Of The Laughs You hear in comedy and funny movies today were actually recorded in the 1950s.This Means a lot of the people yu hear are dead people.

4. Macdonalds Feeds 1 percent of the world's entire population daily

5. Teenagers who drink, smoke or eat junk food are 4 to 6 times less happier than those who never smoked or drank alchohol

6. The Chances Of You dying on your birthday are actually higher than the the chances of you dying any other day

7. In Colombia, kidnapping is such a normal phenomena that a seperate radio station is kept for messages sent by parents to kidnapped children

8. Male sea slugs cut off their penis after having sex and grow a new one before a new mating session.

9. Xbox, Wii, playstation and all other game consoles are banned in china since 2000 but they are all made in China.

10. There exists a dating site for ghosts called ghostsingles. Its slogan is "exclusively for those who have passed away but not gone away"

11. There exists a book titled "everything a man knows about a woman". It has 100 pages all of which are blank. It is a best seller too.

12. World's shortest horror story consists of two sentences. " The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door".

13. In Japan, napping at work is viewed as fatigue from working hard and it is completely acceptable. Employees fake it to look committed

14. There is a 40 percent chance that you would die within the next three years if you sit more than 11 hours a day.

15. Due to increased brain activity, people with higher intelligence tend to have a harder time sleeping at night.

16. 3 people stole a secret recipe for a new flavour of drink from Coca cola and sent it to Pepsi
. Pepsi instead of using this, rather reported the case to the FBI and Coca cola.

17. An American Pornographic actress, Lisa Sparxxx, holds the record for having sex with the most guys in a day. She slept with 919 guys in a single day.

18. Holder of Guinness world record for the fattest woman, Pauline Potter, lost 100 pounds by having Sex 7 times a Day.

19. In 1925 there was a short war between Bulgaria and Greece, all because a dog had crossed the border which they shared.

20. Eminem's mother sued him for 10million dollars because he made offensive remarks about her in songs but she only received 1600 dollars.

Bonus:In One out of every Three Posts On Nairaland, the posters secretly hopes in their heart that they make the Frontpage.

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ItsModella:
I swear, that is tantamount to death.

919 guys? *shudders*

brokoto: I don't believe it. If it takes each guy 5 mins to come then 5*919 is still more than 24 hrs. Even if its an orgy of 5 men each at 5 minutes intervals it still won't fit. How was it done biko?

HQ:

That's exactly the kind of woman that reads a magazine while the man sweats it out.

brokoto: I don't believe it. If it takes each guy 5 mins to come then 5*919 is still more than 24 hrs. Even if its an orgy of 5 men each at 5 minutes intervals it still won't fit. How was it done biko?

HQ:

When did "intercourse" mean that one must "cum"?

Btw, Do read below:

http://www.culturekiosque.com/nouveau/travel/eroticon.html

http://www.xfanz.com/news/117106

http://www.xbiz.com/news/news_piece.php?id=117093&mi=all&q=Lisa+Sparks+Named+Spike+TV%27s+Group Intimacy+Queen

I'm out of words on this one, really.

Picture of the Superwoman (as at 2008):

NessaFresh:

19. In 1925 there was a short war between Bulgaria and Greece, all because a dog had crossed the border which they shared.

gbosaa:



Thats a very fake record...in 24hrs,there are 1440mins..within that time shes had 919 men,meaning each of the men spent less than 2mins.

What sort of men were those?the record must be either spurious or shes had 919 worms for dinner.

i know 5 nairalanders that,ll put her in her right place.

adaobi123:
im still so lost......919 men ? biko, God can see what the world is coming to !!!!!

ItsModella: or even triple penetration? the chick is a p0rnstar, not your regular chick

adaobi123:
im still so lost......919 men ? biko, God can see what the world is coming to !!!!!

The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

HQ:

This was 2004. Who knows if that record hasn't been broken?

Drugs + Money, Go Figure.

manny4life:

Lol,

Sleeping with 919 in one day is called pussinomics - a core subject of pusssyy elasticity

manny4life:

Lol,

Sleeping with 919 in one day is called pussinomics - a core subject of pusssyy elasticity

Manny wtf?

brokoto: I don't believe it. If it takes each guy 5 mins to come then 5*919 is still more than 24 hrs. Even if its an orgy of 5 men each at 5 minutes intervals it still won't fit. How was it done biko?

Emmyk: No. 6 is a very big lie! Abeg :|

16. 3 people stole a secret recipe for a new flavour of drink from Coca cola and sent it to Pepsi
. Pepsi instead of using this, rather reported the case to the FBI and Coca cola.

Orikinla:

The bonus is not a fact.
No 15 is my common affliction which can be solved by making love to your girlfriend or wife.

xynerise: 919 men? . I believe her kpekus will remove smoke that day.

NessaFresh:
12. World's shortest horror story consists of two sentences. " The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door".

adaobi123:

pussinomincs ke ? lmmmaaaoooo

ItsModella:
Manny wtf?

brokoto: I don't believe it. If it takes each guy 5 mins to come then 5*919 is still more than 24 hrs. Even if its an orgy of 5 men each at 5 minutes intervals it still won't fit. How was it done biko?

manny4life:



Yes na.. The theory of pussssy elasticity in Manny's pussio theorem states that when the demand of dingaling is on the rise, and the supply of pusssy rises till it becomes constant, the walls become elastic (too much supply), with less pleasure.