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Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by xynerise: 4:36pm On Mar 17, 2013
adaobi123:
oh Lord smoke ? LOOOOOOOOOOOL
You think its not possible? undecided
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by Nobody: 4:36pm On Mar 17, 2013
manny4life:



Yes na.. The theory of pussssy elasticity in Manny's pussio theorem states that when the demand of dingaling is on the rise, and the supply of pusssy rises till it becomes constant, the walls become elastic (too much supply), with less pleasure. embarassed undecided
lool...you're sick.
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by honeric01(m): 4:39pm On Mar 17, 2013
NessaFresh:
17. An American Pornographic actress, Lisa Sparxxx, holds the record for having sex with the most guys in a day. She slept with 919 guys in a single day.

LIES.. we have 60 minutes in 1 hour and 24 hours in one day, meaning we have 1,440 minutes in a day. does it now mean each men lasted less than 30 seconds to have sex with her? did they only dip their winky 4 times per person or what? rubbish!
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by Nobody: 4:39pm On Mar 17, 2013
NessaFresh:
12. World's shortest horror story consists of two sentences. " The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door".

I think this is from a book "Knock".

The expanded version if you will "Imagine all human beings swept off the face of the earth, excepting one man. Imagine this man in some vast city, New York or London. Imagine him on the third or fourth day of his solitude sitting in a house and hearing a knock on the door!"
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by BizBloke(m): 4:40pm On Mar 17, 2013
DJDOLA: OMO E BE LIKE SAY I GO CANCEL MY BIRTHDAY PARTY OOOO DAT NO 6 DEY FEAR ME undecided undecided undecided

LOL. Thank God say na Feb. 29 my mama born me.
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by JayKayMaybachz(m): 4:42pm On Mar 17, 2013
adaobi123:
maybe she did a tensome grin grin
You dis Adaobi ... you neva dey lack for any NL thread ... You and Itsmodella ... after u co cawie face like say you no sabi anyfhing sef .... btw dat woman Kitty-Cat get adhessive elasticity that can withstand 5 d.i.c.k.s at a go
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by Oahray: 4:42pm On Mar 17, 2013
brokoto: I don't believe it. If it takes each guy 5 mins to come then 5*919 is still more than 24 hrs. Even if its an orgy of 5 men each at 5 minutes intervals it still won't fit. How was it done biko?
Who says an or.gy is one at a time?
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by Nobody: 4:42pm On Mar 17, 2013
xynerise:
You think its not possible? undecided
it could be possible
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by vanstanzy(m): 4:42pm On Mar 17, 2013
brokoto: I don't believe it. If it takes each guy 5 mins to come then 5*919 is still more than 24 hrs. Even if its an orgy of 5 men each at 5 minutes intervals it still won't fit. How was it done biko?

It probably took each man an average of 1min30secs for the whole show. Notwithstanding, some men can't even cross the

20secs mark, even if they wanted to. wink wink wink
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by ayd91(m): 4:45pm On Mar 17, 2013
Its like the whole of NL is viewing this topic.
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by slumbee(m): 4:45pm On Mar 17, 2013
Now i see why i have problem sleeping @ night... smiley
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by Encoredme(m): 4:46pm On Mar 17, 2013
The one about being intelligent and having it difficult to sleep at night could be an issue for me some nights, esp when I have ideas brimming in my head.



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Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by xynerise: 4:47pm On Mar 17, 2013
adaobi123:
it could be possible
If really this fact is true, that means she wet full bucket that day. Imagine her cu.mming for 919 men, d cu.m go full bucket na undecided
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by blinkz4real: 4:47pm On Mar 17, 2013
na she be dis, d award winner.............lisa sparxxx.

Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by manny4life(m): 4:47pm On Mar 17, 2013
honeric01:

LIES.. we have 60 minutes in 1 hour and 24 hours in one day, meaning we have 1,440 minutes in a day. does it now mean each men lasted less than 30 seconds to have sex with her? did they only dip their winky 4 times per person or what? rubbish!

How do you know if they didn't go gang(namstyle)on her? Porn star white women can take so much dingaling(s) at one time, so anything is possible. You need to buy my book...

ItsModella:
lool...you're sick.

Ah, I know... grin

adaobi123:
LOOOOOOOL i actually understood that grin grin

Good.. Now you know where I'm coming from.. Let me borrow Alicia Keys "Girl on fire" and twist it "pusssy on fire" undecided
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by honeric01(m): 4:47pm On Mar 17, 2013
venorite: It was Group Intimacy meaning she had sex with all of thr 919 men the same time.u know u could use google or wiki before u type things here.

Any intimate act that either the man or the woman cum is not sex to me. of what use is 3-4 humping without any of them experiencing anything "satisfactory"? staged managed "sex" is not sex and should never be counted as one.
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by Nobody: 4:48pm On Mar 17, 2013
manny4life:

Good.. Now you know where I'm coming from.. Let me borrow Alicia Keys "Girl on fire" and twist it "pusssy on fire" undecided
grin grin grin grin loool try it na
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by Oahray: 4:48pm On Mar 17, 2013
honeric01:

Any intimate act that either the man or the woman cum is not sex to me. of what use is 3-4 humping without any of them experiencing anything "satisfactory"? staged managed "sex" is not sex and should never be counted as one.
smh
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by honeric01(m): 4:49pm On Mar 17, 2013
manny4life:

How do you know if they didn't go gang(namstyle)on her? Porn star white women can take so much dingaling(s) at one time, so anything is possible. You need to buy my book...

And how many "dick" can she take at once? 3 at a go, and how many minutes would it take each of them to cum or aren't they allowed to cum? 2-5 minutes minimum for each to cum unless they gave them time. push 5 times and then leave. if that's the case, then that's not sex.
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by Nobody: 4:49pm On Mar 17, 2013
xynerise:
If really this fact is true, that means she wet full bucket that day. Imagine her cu.mming for 919 men, d cu.m go full bucket na undecided
this is too much.....my virgin eyes have been opened to madness
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by Nobody: 4:49pm On Mar 17, 2013
honeric01:

LIES.. we have 60 minutes in 1 hour and 24 hours in one day, meaning we have 1,440 minutes in a day. does it now mean each men lasted less than 30 seconds to have sex with her? did they only dip their winky 4 times per person or what? rubbish!
or she could have had oral, anäl and vaginäl sex at the same time. So she could have done 3 guys at the same time.
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by BizBloke(m): 4:49pm On Mar 17, 2013
slumbee: Now i see why i have problem sleeping @ night... smiley

I was waiting for someone to write this. Better go for check-up oo.
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by honeric01(m): 4:49pm On Mar 17, 2013
adaobi123:
this is too much.....my virgin eyes have been opened to madness

You wish the fantasy was true and that it happened to you? grin grin grin grin
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by manny4life(m): 4:50pm On Mar 17, 2013
honeric01:

Any intimate act that either the man or the woman cum is not sex to me. of what use is 3-4 humping without any of them experiencing anything "satisfactory"? staged managed "sex" is not sex and should never be counted as one.

Oh boy, you're talking story... akuko uwa. grin grin

Sex is sex, whether cum or not, humping is humping. Her punany was opened like 7-eleven, it wasn't closed...
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by Nobody: 4:50pm On Mar 17, 2013
honeric01:

You wished the fantasy was true and that it happened to you?
TUFIAKWA !!!!!!! NOOOOO, im even shaking by the though of it
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by manny4life(m): 4:51pm On Mar 17, 2013
ItsModella:
or she could have had oral, anäl and vaginäl sex at the same time. So she could have done 3 guys at the same time.

Nne, did you not see my saying they went gangnam style on her?

Looks like you're a pro? cheesy
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by Nobody: 4:51pm On Mar 17, 2013
manny4life:

Oh boy, you're talking story... akuko uwa. grin grin

Sex is sex, whether cum or not, humping is humping. Her punany was opened like 7-eleven, it wasn't closed...
Manny, you need to start coming to church with me...you're getting too perverted.
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by honeric01(m): 4:51pm On Mar 17, 2013
ItsModella:
or she could have had oral, anäl and vaginäl sex at the same time. So she could have done 3 guys at the same time.

Maybe a video of the "act" can help our curiosity? did she not take any break? what about break for the present men to leave and for the new one to come in? how about the time it takes for "erection" or were all the man's winky standing at the same time?
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by xynerise: 4:52pm On Mar 17, 2013
adaobi123:
TUFIAKWA !!!!!!! NOOOOO, im even shaking by the though of it
You no go even last 2 rounds by one man before you go being complain "Abeg Abeg my leg dey pain me" grin
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by Nobody: 4:52pm On Mar 17, 2013
manny4life:

Nne, did you not see my saying they went gangnam style on her?

Looks like you're a pro? cheesy
Dude, abum holy nweje, remember? grin grin grin
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by honeric01(m): 4:52pm On Mar 17, 2013
manny4life:

Oh boy, you're talking story... akuko uwa. grin grin

Sex is sex, whether cum or not, humping is humping. Her punany was opened like 7-eleven, it wasn't closed...

In my dictionary, that's no sex bro. how can you call such sex? angry
Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by Nobody: 4:53pm On Mar 17, 2013
manny4life:

Nne, did you not see my saying they went gangnam style on her?

Looks like you're a pro? cheesy
grin grin grin grin grin

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