Men should be like Kleenex…soft, strong, and disposable

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

Impossibility is a language of the mediocrity

I'm at the stage where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

In the childhood memories of every good cook, there's a large kitchen, a warm stove, a simmering pot and a mom.

If you can organize your kitchen, you can organize your life.

The great thing in this world is not so much where we are , but in what direction we are moving

My will shall shape the future. Whether I fail or succeed shall be no man's doing but my own. I am the force; I can clear any obstacle before me or I can be lost in the maze. My choice; my responsibility; win or lose, only I hold the key to my destiny

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Whenever we dream out loud, we’re criticized for being foolish by people who really have no idea how special we are. As a result, we crush our dreams without giving them half a chance."

Its better to aim too high and fall short than to aim too low and succeed.

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving

I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born

The recipe for perpetual ignorance is:
Be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge

I don’t at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.

~Oscar Wilde

I HOPE NO ONE DISSES ME FOR POSTING THIS.

"TO ERR IS WOMAN, TO FORGIVE IS MAN"

na wah o HIV

"All Glory comes from Daring to Begin!"
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"People with goals succeed because they
know where they are going."

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner.

~Ben Bergor

Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you act.
Dr. George Crane

Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

Break down an impossible task to manageable size.

You must do the thing you think you cannot do.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

"If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much space."

— Stephen Hunt

Success is always to be found on the other side of fear.

Five great enemies to peace inhabit with us: avarice, ambition, envy, anger, and pride. If those enemies were to be banished, we should infallibly enjoy perpetual peace.

Keep true to the dreams of your youth.

Patience and fortitude conquer all things.
- Emerson

Constant effort and frequent mistakes are the stepping stones
to genius.

If it's illegal to "rock and roll", throw my ass in jail!

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.

-Jack Handy

If you really want something, you can figure out how to make it
happen.

When talking to your superiors, it's best to be like a G-string - brief, concise, and covering only the most important issues!

@ Kay9,

Wao! I like dat!

"Our adversity is the vehicle that drives us to our destiny"

"The journey on foot is not equally fast for everybody"

"The gentility of a tiger is not the sign of timidity"

"A woman is like a teabag, you dont know how strong she is until you drop her into a tea pot"

"Wife beating is a weak man's imitation of strength"- Charly boy.

'If fire can consume a tortoise with iron coat, how much more a chicken with feathered gown?'

IF LIFE DOESNT MAKE YOU CRAZY, THEN WHY LIVING IT

IF YOU WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD, WE NEED TO CHANGE OURSELVES FIRST

PROBLEMS ARE OPPORTUNITIES FOR CORRECTION

SORROW IS ANOTHER PART OF LIFE

A SOFT ANSWER TURNS AWAY WRATH, BUT GRIEVOUS WORDS STIR UP ANGER