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|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by beecrofty(m): 12:25pm On Dec 28, 2008|
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 8:06am On Jan 06, 2009|
~Man Who Stand On Hill With Mouth Open Will Wait Long Time For Roast Duck To Drop In! ~
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by spikedcylinder: 8:27am On Jan 06, 2009|
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 6:23am On Jan 07, 2009|
~ “Before You Beat A Dog, Find Out Who Its Master Is. ” ~
~” An Inch Of Time Is An Inch Of Gold. But An Inch Of Gold Can’t Buy An Inch Of Time.” ~
~" To Understand Your Parents' Love,Bear Your Own Children" ~
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Tgirl4real(f): 10:28am On Jan 07, 2009|
Now i will do mine
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by MakT(m): 1:47pm On Jan 07, 2009|
The hwark has usually ieaves its younger ones to go and chase the
chicks even though the are all meats
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by speechgirl(f): 4:31pm On Jan 07, 2009|
an elephant's teeth is never too heavy for it to carry
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jobirash(m): 9:48am On Jan 09, 2009|
beware of those who come behind you, they are more stronger than those who are ahead of you
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by amyn(f): 5:08pm On Jan 11, 2009|
love is gbese:gbese is love
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by djcrucifix(m): 9:27am On Jan 13, 2009|
''but you like a bit*h with no ass, u ain't got s**t''.
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 8:26pm On Jan 13, 2009|
~"Middle Age Is When A Guy Keeps Turning Off Lights For Economical Rather Than Romantic Reasons." ~ Eli Cass
~"If Growing Up Is The Process Of Creating Ideas & Dreams About What Life Should Be, Then Maturity Is Letting Go Again." ~ Mary Beth Danielson
~"There Are Things Known & There Are Things unknown, & In Between Are The Doors." ~Jim Morrison
~ " It Is Better to Be Beautiful Than To Be Good, But It Is Better To Be Good Than To Be Ugly." ~Oscar Wilde
~"It Is Always The Best Policy To Tell The Truth, Unless Of Course You Are An Exceptionally Good Liar. " ~Jerome K. Jerome
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 8:50pm On Jan 15, 2009|
~"The Real Trouble With Reality Is That There's No Background Music."
~"Going To Church Doesn't Make You A Christian Any More Than Standing In A Garage Makes You A Car."
~"Everyone Is Entitled To Be Stupid, But Some Abuse The Privilege"
~"House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days"
~"You Can't Be Late Until You Show Up."
~"Knowledge Is Realizing That The Street Is One-Way, Wisdom Is Looking Both Directions Anyway"
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jidobaba(m): 10:30pm On Jan 24, 2009|
Show Me Yours And I'll Show You Mine.
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by colors(f): 12:06am On Jan 25, 2009|
beauty is potent, : money is omnipotent
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Phony200(m): 1:23pm On Jan 25, 2009|
If you think a headache is bad enough, try cutting the head off. You won't feel a thing anymore.
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 2:16pm On Jan 27, 2009|
"Its not economical to go to bed early to save candles if the result is twins."
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 7:08pm On Jan 27, 2009|
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Uwem2009(m): 12:24am On Feb 17, 2009|
Speak, when you are Angry and you will make the best speech you will ever Regret!!!
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by wildbubble(f): 10:45am On Feb 17, 2009|
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by synergist(m): 10:06pm On Mar 12, 2009|
When you fall make sure you pick something.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you a genius.
Give a man a fish and he will feed only for a day, but teach him how to fish and he will end up sleeping with your daughter.
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 1:39pm On Mar 13, 2009|
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
- Henry Kissinger
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 3:12pm On Mar 13, 2009|
A bell isn’t a bell until you ring it. . .
Life isn’t a life until u live it. . . .
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 3:14pm On Mar 14, 2009|
In every second, there is a move
In every minute, there is an act
In every hour, there is an event
And everyday, history is written
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 1:31am On Mar 15, 2009|
"It's never too late -- never too late to start over, never too late to be happy." --- Jane Fonda
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 3:26am On Mar 15, 2009|
A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by kay9(m): 3:43am On Mar 15, 2009|
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim - Betrand Russell
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple - Oscar Wilde
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life - Mark Twain
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen - Mark Twain
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint - Mark Twain
Only people with ideas become millionaires. I have new ideas everyday; that's how I know I'll be a millionaire - John Mason
There are three kinds of lies - an outright lie, a half-truth, and statistics - (can't remember who said that)
The more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall - Bob Marley
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 11:00am On Mar 15, 2009|
Joy is not in things
It is in us
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by nich(m): 4:37pm On Mar 15, 2009|
understanding is a well-spring of life unto he that has it.
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 7:34pm On Mar 16, 2009|
Know Your Limits. . then ignore them
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 7:36pm On Mar 16, 2009|
Wealthy men are persistent
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by kay9(m): 8:22pm On Mar 16, 2009|
Pepeye:- John Mason, right? I know another of his nice "wisdom nuggets":
Every sunrise in Africa, an antelope wakes up and knows that it has to out-run the fastest lion if it wants to stay alive. Every sunrise in Africa, too, a lion wakes up and knows that it has to out-run the slowest antelope if it doesn't want to starve to death. Now it doesn't matter whether you are a lion or an antelope, whenever the sun rises, you'd better be up and running!
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 11:13pm On Mar 16, 2009|
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
Will Rogers, 1879 - 1935
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