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mohawkchic:

~Man Who Stand On Hill With Mouth Open Will Wait Long Time For Roast Duck To Drop In! ~

Now i will do mine

The hwark has usually ieaves its younger ones to go and chase the
chicks even though the are all meats

an elephant's teeth is never too heavy for it to carry

beware of those who come behind you, they are more stronger than those who are ahead of you

love is gbese:gbese is love

Show Me Yours And I'll Show You Mine.

beauty is potent, : money is omnipotent

If you think a headache is bad enough, try cutting the head off. You won't feel a thing anymore.

"Its not economical to go to bed early to save candles if the result is twins."
-Chinese proverb.

Know thyself

Speak, when you are Angry and you will make the best speech you will ever Regret!!!

clue:

"Its not economical to go to bed early to save candles if the result is twins."
-Chinese proverb.

so funny

When you fall make sure you pick something.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you a genius.

Give a man a fish and he will feed only for a day, but teach him how to fish and he will end up sleeping with your daughter.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

- Henry Kissinger

A bell isn’t a bell until you ring it. . .

Life isn’t a life until u live it. . . .

In every second, there is a move

In every minute, there is an act

In every hour, there is an event

And everyday, history is written

"It's never too late -- never too late to start over, never too late to be happy." --- Jane Fonda

A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim -  Betrand Russell

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple - Oscar Wilde

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life - Mark Twain

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen - Mark Twain

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint - Mark Twain

Only people with ideas become millionaires. I have new ideas everyday; that's how I know I'll be a millionaire - John Mason

There are three kinds of lies  - an outright lie, a half-truth, and statistics - (can't remember who said that)

The more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall - Bob Marley

Joy is not in things
It is in us

understanding is a well-spring of life unto he that has it.

Know Your Limits. . then ignore them

Wealthy men are persistent

Pepeye:

Know Your Limits. . then ignore them

- John Mason, right? I know another of his nice "wisdom nuggets":

Every sunrise in Africa, an antelope wakes up and knows that it has to out-run the fastest lion if it wants to stay alive. Every sunrise in Africa, too, a lion wakes up and knows that it has to out-run the slowest antelope if it doesn't want to starve to death. Now it doesn't matter whether you are a lion or an antelope, whenever the sun rises, you'd better be up and running!

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.


Will Rogers, 1879 - 1935