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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 8:01am On May 05, 2009 |
A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in on the experience. Elbert Hubbard |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by diyobdw(f): 12:39pm On May 05, 2009 |
nice to know that this thread would be 3year old, "Persistence pays and so does a willingness to follow directions."-Anon |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 3:22pm On May 05, 2009 |
A shoulda listen when Papa warned, women love money like fowl love corn |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 10:03pm On May 05, 2009 |
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 2:44pm On May 07, 2009 |
Woman no like "soft" man |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 6:18pm On May 08, 2009 |
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TOYOSI20(f): 11:42pm On May 08, 2009 |
Never giving up and pushing forward will unlock all the potential we are capable of. Now is the time. Needs are great, but your possibilities are greater. Life without a purpose is a languid, drifting thing; every day we ought to review our purpose, saying to ourselves, 'This day let me make a sound beginning Pep without purpose is piffle. ~Ma Fav~ |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 1:09pm On May 09, 2009 |
Impatient peeps always get there too late |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 3:57am On May 11, 2009 |
~"A Hasty Man Drinks His Tea With A Fork" ~ |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Uche2nna(m): 3:58am On May 11, 2009 |
mohawkchic: LOL!!!!! If u wanna be hasty, it would be a good idea to drop all the cutlery and just gulp the whole thing. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Uche2nna(m): 4:00am On May 11, 2009 |
Frustration means finding out the first time U cant do something the second time. Disappointment means finding out the second time U cant do sth the first time. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 4:09am On May 11, 2009 |
~ . . .Tell me about it! ~I like Your Quote,First time I've read it too. . . . Copy & Pasting |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Uche2nna(m): 4:15am On May 11, 2009 |
LOL!!! U have to pay some copyright fees |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 4:23am On May 11, 2009 |
~Lol . . .You dont say!! . . Okies! ~"Looking For Fish? Dont Climb A Tree" ~ |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 12:50pm On May 11, 2009 |
'Life is 10 percent what you make it, and 90 percent how you take it' |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 6:58am On May 12, 2009 |
It’s not what happens to you It’s what happened in You! |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 10:41am On May 14, 2009 |
Live Well. . . .Love Much. . . .Laugh Often |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 8:18pm On May 14, 2009 |
Experience is a hard teacher becos she gives the test first, the lessons afterwards |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Uche2nna(m): 3:32pm On May 19, 2009 |
Want to know what happened to the mouse? Ask the cat. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by nich(m): 7:15pm On May 19, 2009 |
. . . keep your head up! . . . even when the road is rough never give up! |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 12:14pm On May 20, 2009 |
Words are powerful but The WORD is all powerful |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by nich(m): 8:48pm On May 21, 2009 |
Correct! |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 8:24pm On May 22, 2009 |
Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 2:20am On May 23, 2009 |
~"Old Age Aint So Bad When You Consider The Alternative" ~ |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 4:15pm On May 23, 2009 |
This one delivered a lol. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 7:28pm On May 24, 2009 |
Silence does not always mark wisdom. Samuel Taylor Coleridge. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TOYOSI20(f): 1:31am On May 25, 2009 |
* What you see depends on what you're looking for. * Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. * What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 7:14am On May 25, 2009 |
The more a man knows, the more he forgives. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 5:17pm On May 25, 2009 |
If you have nothing good to say don't say anything Choose your friends like your books, few but choice. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 5:43pm On May 25, 2009 |
Put butter on cats paws to keep them from wandering |
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