What a collection of funny quotes

"If you're feeling low, don't despair. The sun has a sinking spell every night, but it comes back up every morning. The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."

"People do not decide to become extraordinary. They decide to accomplish extraordinary things."

"One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses blooming outside our windows today."

"Learn forgiveness. If you are the person who has been wronged, always remember that you have the power to forgive. No one else can give this power to you. Amazingly, by releasing resentment or negative feelings, you are the one who benefits most of all."

"Forgiveness is not always easy. At times, it feels more painful than the wound we suffered, to forgive the one that inflicted it. And yet, there is no peace without forgiveness."

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An advantage isn’t advantage unless you use it

"Challenge the you is who is content with yesterday’s achievement"

[size=13pt]^{Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Your hands can't hit what your eyes can't see, rumble young man, rumble!}[/size]

[size=13pt]^{Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.} [/size]

If an opportunity doesn't knock, build a door . . . . . . . . . . Milton Berle

[size=13pt]^{If you do not feel ashamed of anything, then you can do whatever you like. ~} [/size]

[size=13pt]^{O Lord, grant me your love, grant me that I love those who love you; grant me, that I might do the deeds that win your love. Make your love dearer to me than the love of myself, my family and wealth}[/size]

[size=13pt]<sup>Tee hee hee ~

That's the Pikgin English version abi?</sup> [/size]

adebayo201:


na so, MONKEY NO FINE BUT E MAMA LIKE AM

Yes!

When du u . . .?!

Hey! i'm new to this shit!! What do this dudes mean by f, ing uuuu? Is it supposed to be a welcome song?

adebayo201:

Yes!

When du u . . .?!

"Fix your eyes forward on what you can do, not back on what you cannot change."

"Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all."

"And so it has come to this. I am one of the lucky people in the world. I found something that I always wanted to do and I have enjoyed every single minute of it."

"Step number one for changing the entire world, is falling in love with it as it already is. The same is true for changing yourself."

"There never has been security. No man has ever known what he would meet around the next corner; if life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor."

"If you put off everything till you're sure of it, you'll never get anything done."

[size=13pt]^{Never have I witnessed / such beauty and such grace. . . . Come here and lie down by my side / accept my cold embrace. . . . Come to me, / come to me.} [/size]

[size=13pt]^{You say you cannot love me / for all the things I kill. . . . But Age and Fate my sweet one / are far beyond my will, . . Come to me, / come to me.} [/size]

[size=13pt]^{If you must still deny me / the passions that I urge. . . . Then I must bid you to kneel down / you must accept my scourge. Come to me, / come to me.}[/size]

[size=13pt]^{Use your opponent's answers to your questions to reach different or even opposite conclusions.}[/size]

[size=13pt]^{All consenting sex in Satanism is free- straight, gay, bi-sexual, group sex, etc. Your sex life is your own personal business. This also includes those who choose to remain sexually inactive, or who are a-sexual. Your sex life, however you choose to live it is your own business!} [/size]

[size=13pt]^{When your opponent puts forth a proposition, find it inconsistent with his or her other statements, beliefs, actions, or lack of action.}[/size]