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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 6:12pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
[size=13pt]The world holds two classes of men -- intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence. [/size] |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 6:16pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
[size=13pt]I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously. [/size] |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 8:57am On Nov 11, 2011 |
"People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, make them." 1 Like |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 5:09pm On Nov 13, 2011 |
chakula: |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by iice(f): 3:45pm On Nov 18, 2011 |
I'm a fan of anything that tries to replace human contact ~ Sheldon Cooper |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by iice(f): 3:03pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
All of history is driven by the lion. We drag the poor zebra kicking and screaming, staining the earth with his cheap blood. History doesn’t remember us fondly, but history is written by the zebra for the zebra ~ Thomas 'Doc' Durant |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Wumine(f): 11:18pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. -Karl Marx |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by ARareGem(f): 10:50am On Nov 23, 2011 |
^^ Lol |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 8:19am On Nov 24, 2011 |
I love knowledge but I hate being taught. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Wumine(f): 12:02pm On Nov 26, 2011 |
ARareGem: @ Topic: You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Wumine(f): 12:03pm On Nov 26, 2011 |
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups 1 Like |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by iice(f): 3:20pm On Nov 28, 2011 |
When it comes to matters of the heart, always follow your dick ~ Misuka |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by earthrealm(m): 3:55pm On Nov 28, 2011 |
iice:@iice, as u no get joystick, what are u gonna follow? @wumiie: its better this way - NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF s[i]tup[/i]id PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by iice(f): 4:26pm On Nov 28, 2011 |
lol my head |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 4:16pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
[size=13pt]everything nowadays is beginning to float on a global free market - not only money and prices, but also linguistic meanings, religious truths, and moral and aesthetic values.[/size] |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 4:18pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
[size=13pt]There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle; you can live as if everything is a miracle.[/size] |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 4:19pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
[size=13pt]If you think of all the top people in the world, they would have added something of value to the world. You must give in order to take. When your purpose is contributing or adding value to the world, you will be elevated to a higher level of living.[/size] |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 7:52pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
~"To Attract Men, I Wear A Perfume Called ‘New Car Interior’." |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 10:21am On Dec 13, 2011 |
[size=13pt]Seductive . . . ! [/size] mohawkchic: |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 1:31pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
An expert is not afraid of another expert – he is afraid of the fool because he has no idea what to expect. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 3:04pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
jamace: |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 3:08pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
[size=13pt]While one can clearly identify the evils that were wrought from the smoldering ruins of the 9/11 event, is there a darker, more sinister agenda at work? Is there a more malevolent, evil connection to the occult?[/size] |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 2:12am On Dec 16, 2011 |
[color=red]Those who never make mistakes are those who never write.[/red] [color=blue]Even me don make mistakes let alone my frend, Ogaga![/blue] |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:57am On Dec 20, 2011 |
adebayo201: |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:58am On Dec 20, 2011 |
[size=13pt]I shall tell you a great secret my friend. Do not wait for the last judgement, it takes place every day. [/size] |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 3:01am On Dec 20, 2011 |
[size=13pt] You should always take the best from the past, leave the worst back there and go forward into the future. [/size] |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by richpitt(m): 10:17am On Jan 25, 2012 |
time goes quickly, Until recently, someone would hold the door for me because I was "cute", now they hold the door for me because I'm old. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 4:02pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
ave u notice dat after the fuel subsidy strike, Jonah has change his wear frm hat to cap just a notification |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 5:15pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
adebayo201: permit me to ok! |
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