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Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Launch Legal Challenge by Maxymilliano(m): 11:46pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
A spoof religion that worships pasta is to appeal to the European Court of Human Rights after being turned down as an official faith by officials in Poland. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster -whose members call themselves patsafarians - say they will ask judges in Strasbourg to rule on their right to exist after being rejected by Poland's Ministry of Administration. "This is not the end. Most religions were persecuted at the beginning of their existence. "We declare that we will bring a complaint to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg," said the group in a statement. Patsfarians emerged in 2005 in Kansas, USA, as a parody of organised religions. Physics student Bobby Henderson launched the movement - which claims the universe was created by an alien made of spaghetti - after local education officials allowed science classes to teach creation theories instead of evolution. The case could get a legal boost from Austrian pastafarian Niko Alm, 34, who won the legal right to wear his official religious headgear - a colander - on his EU driving licence picture. "Is our faith is good enough for one member state, surely it must be good enough for the rest," said the Polish sect. http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/514516-Pastafarians-launch-legal-challenge
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Re: Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Launch Legal Challenge by Kingslaw(m): 12:03am On Mar 22, 2013 |
What is the pictures for? I know say "small time now,them go enter naija! |
Re: Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Launch Legal Challenge by EvilBrain1(m): 12:45am On Mar 22, 2013 |
Maxymilliano: A spoof religion that worships pasta is to appeal to the European Court of Human Rights after being turned down as an official faith by officials in Poland.First of all, we are not a spoof religion. We are dead serious, just like Christians, Muslims and Guru Maraji followers. Secondly, we don't worship pasta. We worship the invisible, undetectable entity who created the universe and all it contains. It just so happens that it somewhat resembles spaghetti and meatballs. Stop spreading lies about our faith The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster -whose members call themselves pastafarians - say they will ask judges in Strasbourg to rule on their right to exist after being rejected by Poland's Ministry of Administration. Lies! He is not made of spaghetti, He vaguely resembles spaghetti. He created the universe, He must be worshipped! Also, why don't they teach children about how his noodly appendage created the universe as part of the school science curriculum? Why don't we teach spaghetti religious knowledge (SRK) in our schools? After all, if we teach children the bedtime stories in the bible and Koran, we should be willing to tell them the truth about where we really came from. The Noodly appendage theory has just as much evidence backing it as the Christian creation myth. Why are governments discriminating against the one true religion? We pastafarians will never abandon our struggle. We will fight for our rights. We will fight until all false religions are vanquished, and pastafarianism rules the whole world! 2 Likes |
Re: Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Launch Legal Challenge by twaintoy(f): 4:04am On Mar 22, 2013 |
Shooo!!!! This is serious oo. May God save our souls and have mercy on our minds...... 1 Like |
Re: Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Launch Legal Challenge by Nobody: 5:53am On Mar 22, 2013 |
Noodly appendage things... lol.. funny story... |
Re: Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Launch Legal Challenge by Maxymilliano(m): 9:07am On Mar 22, 2013 |
Evil Brain: Agreed to the bold part but a Cafeteria would have been a better place to worship Him instead of the Church... 2 Likes |
Re: Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Launch Legal Challenge by Image123(m): 10:23pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
Psalms 96:5 For all the gods of the nations are idols: but the LORD made the heavens. |
Re: Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Launch Legal Challenge by EvilBrain1(m): 11:53pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
Image123: Psalms 96:5 For all the gods of the nations are idols: but the LORD made the heavens. Exactly! The Flying Spaghetti Monster made the heavens, and the mountains, and the trees, and the midgits. All other gods are but bullsheat before him. |
Re: Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Launch Legal Challenge by mumumugu(m): 11:57pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
Freedom of religon.its better to worship a flying spagheti, a jumping indomie, a running plantain than to be an atheist |
Re: Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Launch Legal Challenge by EvilBrain1(m): 12:25am On Mar 23, 2013 |
mumumugu: Freedom of religon.its better to worship a flying spagheti, a jumping indomie, a running plantain than to be an atheist Really? How so? |
Re: Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Launch Legal Challenge by Image123(m): 12:44am On Mar 23, 2013 |
Evil Brain:how can we know this new god more? |
Re: Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Launch Legal Challenge by seyibrown(f): 1:18am On Mar 23, 2013 |
Wish you all the best in the Spaghetti quest, Evil Brain! Your freedom to choose whom to serve should be protected by the Court! |
Re: Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Launch Legal Challenge by Nobody: 5:22pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Re: Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Launch Legal Challenge by Nobody: 5:26pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Image123: You can buy one in the shop. Buy one and have daily interaction with it. At least spaghetti monster has a picture, the OP posted one. |
Re: Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Launch Legal Challenge by plaetton: 5:32pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Kingslaw: And yes, We are currently looking for an abandoned factory or warehouse( where employment and wealth used to be created) to build our Nija Headquarters. Nija is a huge market for all manners of religions. We come in a special package with a special appeal. And most importantly, we bring FOOD for the hungry stomach, and wisdom to hungry mind. 2 Likes |
Re: Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Launch Legal Challenge by RockMaxi: 5:39pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
I thought I was reading a fable until I noticed their tenacity. On a lighter note, the court should allow them since some people openly worship animals and trees. As for me and my house we will worship the Lord |
Re: Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Launch Legal Challenge by plaetton: 5:42pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Hey Everyone, You wanna be a genuine spirit filled Man Of God (MOG) ? Here is your chance to be a legally recognized and ordained priest of the church of the FSM. http://www.venganza.org/ordination/ Imagine the many many previledges that comes from being an ordained priest. 1. You can get away with murder 2. You can legally con people, s.tu.pi.d people , of their money and live large. 3. Unlimited Access to female flock. You can even get to test their virginity free of charge. 4. You can wine and dine with Africa's band of visionless m.or.ons that call themselves presidents and what not. 5. You can have more police men around you than you would find in 10 police stations combined. 6. You can ride on a convoy of the latest 4-weel offerings from Stutgart. 7. And many many more. Apply now. 1 Like |
Re: Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Launch Legal Challenge by Nobody: 5:53pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
The only true God the Flying Spaghetti, omnipotent, omniscience, omnipresent. 4 Likes |
Re: Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Launch Legal Challenge by Image123(m): 12:30pm On Oct 20, 2014 |
Dapo777: i wasn't impressed. The worshippers don't need their god, neither does their god need them. |
Re: Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Launch Legal Challenge by Image123(m): 12:31pm On Oct 20, 2014 |
ifeness: i cannot afford to. |
Re: Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Launch Legal Challenge by Nobody: 12:51pm On Oct 20, 2014 |
Image123:That's because their God has provided everything They need,So They don't need him,for all their needs have been given to them. |
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