Probably the worst bond movie ever but definitely the worst ive seen
the movie begins with bond relentlessly chasing some random guy over a disk fine but what destroys this entire movie
quickly follows bond and the guy are fighting for the disk on top of a train heading for a tunnel, the silly girl assisting bond
is sniping them from a distance and on radio contact with M, get this she says "ive got a shot" to anyone this means she has
...well a shot at the bad guy, then she says "i could hit bond", this means what? dummy you dont have a shot, assuming 007 is their
top secret agent, M goes ahead to say "take the shot" shes willing to kill bond here we assume to retrieve the so important disk
shes willing to kill bond i repeat, the girl shoots bond bam!!.. bond is dead for all intents and purposes...
ok so the disk? well she shoots bond so the bad guy is now free to get away with d disk, does dis make sense so if u were letting
the guy escape why kill bond, i assumed she will shoot both of them. and then go down there to retrieve d disk
so theyve killed bond...but so bond survives and is on exile on some tropical island boning random chicks and spending nights
in bars with empty headed locals and stupid scorpions on his wrist
my question here is does bond have an understanding of scorpions or ok its a brave risk, does he have medical supplies in his hotel
room so he wasnt in real danger? fine no problem we move on
so bond returns from the dead and M says this "i made a judgement call"? WTF? you killed 007 do u hav d disk? no
then get this bond doesnt even say anything, bond doesnt say WTF M u tried to kill me, no he just mozzies in accepting new orders
as if nothing happened " with pleasure maame" WTF? lol
ok then they say they want to test his fitness, all of a sudden 007 cant shoot at a target hes failing everything....
question is it becos of hes gun shot injured shoulder if yes fucken take d man to a hospital to see a physiotherapist
NOooooo, they all act as if oh my god bond is in trouble oh god! its so sad we wont rub it in not to hurt hes feelings...lol
if it is not the injury dats impairing bond is it becos hes traumatised psychologically from being shot and almost dying?
so why then does he come in acting all am a good obedient boy to my madam, and not questioning things i mean he meets
the stupid girl that shot him and shes all smiles like "am so classy" Bleep bond saying "i dont think i would survive your best shot"
hahahahaha, then d new quota master Q, he comes in like i can do more tings dan u in my pygamas, then gives bond a pistol and
a fucking radio dis is 007s gadget, then he says "wat were you expecting an exploding pen we dont go for that anymore"
To anyone this means oookkk they used to do like dat before? wrong as it turns out this is a not bond in the future!!! no
theyve gone back in the story to show the origin of bond from rough beginings so who was Q refering to when he said d exploding pen
dis is d begining of bond in the end they even introduce d stupid girl as MONEYPENNY and tell us abt the death of bonds parents
turning him into who he was so its begining, it is later on that bond starts using dem gadgets and becomes slick..chai

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Sigh...have you had dinner yet?

Kai! Please jusy quickly go back to watching Nollywood 'cut & paste' movies since you can only open a 'cut & paste' thread... not that you'd even understand what was just written based on your 'analysis' that is probably the least logical one ever posted online.
Nuff said... lol

My friend, pls read about the film on wikipedia and you'll understand it better.

julioralph: My friend, pls read about the film on wikipedia and you'll understand it better.

Negro..watch the movie and have ur own opinion of it. Abi wikipedia dey spk everybodi mind?

@justcoolgmt ogbeni chop knuckle ℓ̊ thot ℓ̊ wД§ ‎​∂ only person dat knw ‎​​♓☺w terrible dat movie wД§.the beginning b̶̲̥̅̊ξ like isakaba bad guy and james bond jst d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ shoot fruit for market d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ go d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥m come shoot james bond TWO times ‎​∂ guy come fall like 3000ft frm bridge only for us τ̲̅ȍ see a̶̲̥̅̊♏ d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ straff babe(superman leleyin O°˚˚˚)the bullet wey d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ e shoulder na only three ppl i̶̲̥̅̊n̅ ‎​∂ world wey d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ use kk ℓ̊ manage swallow dat one wen e come kill bad man for china,na poker chip e use take continue investigation(‎​​♓☺w convenient)e come jam ashi for casino she tell a̶̲̥̅̊♏ say dem wan kill a̶̲̥̅̊♏ instead ☀̤̣̈̇f ♍Ɣ dear james bond τ̲̅ȍ shoot dem bros waka pass na ‎​Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋o ♍Ɣ broda begin use briefcase and lizard d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ fight bad man (ℓ̊ № talk) e g̶̲̥̅ơ̴̴̴̴͡ island τ̲̅ȍ meet bad guy wey d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ try form joker james bond come kill  ppl(armed) wen e № hold gun kk.bad man escape blow train untop james bond head try shoot M and miraculously escaped,instead ☀̤̣̈̇f make dem trace bad man or make dem secure M inside confirm bunker, na ‎​Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋o james bond carry a̶̲̥̅̊♏ g̶̲̥̅ơ̴̴̴̴͡ e village note however i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ casino royale e babe for train d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ yap james bond say e № get money but now for skyfall james pale and male get bar includin mansion for villa kk movin ø₪ na ‎​Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋o james bond begin d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ form rambo and home alone for the bad ppl wey come dis includes blowin up ̷̸̷̥̐ ∕̴Ɩ ̷̐ stone manor with two canisters ☀̤̣̈̇f gas and few stix ☀̤̣̈̇f dynamite,shootin motor and explodin light bulbs(dis I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̅ where ℓ̊ started gettin angry)M die oga d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ cry as if e b̶̲̥̅̊ξ d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ expect say e fit kill 50 ppl without casualty then afta failin his missions,and failin his evaluations instead ☀̤̣̈̇f reprimanding him i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ some sort ☀̤̣̈̇f detox programme τ̲̅ȍ work ø₪ his skills, new M reinstates Bond. WTF if sam mendes № want swear untop e head make e jst continue τ̲̅ȍ d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ waka cos e № sabbi e work,make dem use james cameron or martin campbell for the next james bond film instead ☀̤̣̈̇f spendin money hypin rubbish and bribin critics τ̲̅ȍ praise Ūя̲̅ movie mtchew >

Wey dat villager ok
@villageboi dont be silly you neva talk anytinn
Na noting to counteract or defend d foolishnes
Of dis movie so ah...
Person talk so wikipedia u get brain?...
If u get use am kai ive given cogent beyond
Reasonble doubt fact from d movie dat literally
Did not make sense, if u canot coment to defend
Dis movie just shut up

Listen eh before ppl race off into insults they should think
For a second
Summary of dis thing is dis for dos dat lak understandin
1.Shooting bond/kiLling him didnt make sense
2.Why was he failin hes tests
3.Qs one statement abt no longer doin d extravagant

Gosh i tot d first one was sumrised,if u read it before getin
All excited to start insultin ud realise d basics of my complaint
Different from d one by d one on d skyfall forum, aha no b d same
Movie if i start d intro wont it be d same show respect jo nobody
Is saying bond vs hollywood films here dis one just didnt work

I just wished you guys typed in English like everyone else so we could all understand your posts.

Bawss1: I just wished you guys typed in English like everyone else so we could all understand your posts.

Hmmm dust yanner for Ūя̲̅ mind U̶̲̥̅̊ don yap person abi?

I actually agree that Skyfall was a bummer, but you folks aren't helping your case with this erm, twisted english. Typing clear words will help a lot.

Bawss1: I actually agree that Skyfall was a bummer, but you folks aren't helping your case with this erm, twisted english. Typing clear words will help a lot.

Hmm back with ur lame yans oga go sleep skyfall na rubbish

Bawss1: I actually agree that Skyfall was a bummer, but you folks aren't helping your case with this erm, twisted english. Typing clear words will help a lot.

Well thats a bit surprising, you cant speak pigin?
Lol how would you mingle with nigerians even ghanaians
Almost all westafrican countries, start piking up some
Phrases from here man,

33117:
Hmm back with ur lame yans oga go sleep skyfall na rubbish

33117 na ur own code designation lol
I bi like you hate dis movie pass me lol
See eh my own issue is fundamental things not even getting to all the rest
Wat d pain me na the silly hype before i go watch am
See as i de excited as i start d movie
I just d confuse wat is wrong wiv dose my friends dat could not shutup for 2 minutes
Person don name himself 007 for here...lol

^
The disappointment was massive if you ask me. To me the movie was over-hyped and boring to death. Anyways the have made their millions so that's what is important to them.

Bawss1: ^
The disappointment was massive if you ask me. To me the movie was over-hyped and boring to death. Anyways the have made their millions so that's what is important to them.

Yep. They made their millions and some of us enjoyed the movie

ok we don hear, the film boring. thank u.

mobf:

Yep. They made their millions and some of us enjoyed the movie

If i hear na only small children , old timers and middle aged people with low IQ wey fit like dat kind film

Darthmaul: ok we don hear, the film boring. thank u.
na how many threads una wan open to yab skyfall?
If una no like Daniel Craig, talk say una no like am.
Opinions will definitely differ, but why so much focus on skyfall?
Die another day was worse, forget all those Halle Berry hype, the film was shit
Nobody seems to remenber Bond's wack pickup line on Halle Berry.

Hypocrite U̶̲̥̅̊ why U̶̲̥̅̊ d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ always tackle pierce bronsnan. Besides we aren't tackling QOS or casino royale cos those were great movies. If U̶̲̥̅̊ understand ENGLISH language the thread I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̅ why skyfall sucks not why daniel craig sucks(☀̤̣̈̇f course we know he doesn't he I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̅ very natural and isn't copying anyone)now sit down and watch us have our fun

Bawss1: ^
The disappointment was massive if you ask me. To me the movie was over-hyped and boring to death. Anyways the have made their millions so that's what is important to them.

What happened τ̲̅ȍ "the customer I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̅ always right and give the people what they want"? @ least that wД§ their concern with casino royale and QOS(amazingly combining, thriller, action , adventure,dark comedy and romance/drama) c'mon chicks were watching casino royale like it wД§ some chick flick jeez money № b̶̲̥̅̊ξ everything

justcoolgmt:
33117 na ur own code designation lol
I bi like you hate dis movie pass me lol
See eh my own issue is fundamental things not even getting to all the rest
Wat d pain me na the silly hype before i go watch am
See as i de excited as i start d movie
I just d confuse wat is wrong wiv dose my friends dat could not shutup for 2 minutes
Person don name himself 007 for here...lol

Dude ‎​J̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊t̲̥̅̊ imagine they had,daniel craig,they had four years, an amazing stunt coordinator,$200million and approximately 1 billion fans around the world including special freak cases like м̣̣̥̇̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ with all these they went into pinewood and shoved this shit down our throat and began bribing BAFTA and movie critics τ̲̅ȍ hype their mess. Its not ‎​J̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊t̲̥̅̊ laughable, its heart breaking jeez

@33117
madam ENGLISH woman.

33117:
If i hear na only small children , old timers and middle aged people with low IQ wey fit like dat kind film

Yeah right. I guess I'm 52 then.. Unfortunately you can't get your money back. . This fim pain you reach bone sha. No die oo

Darthmaul: @33117
madam ENGLISH woman. It is quite easy to see u are based in the uk or thereabout.
For your information English UNDERSTANDER it is Pierce BROSNAN not BRONSNAN. Second time you are typing that.
Na u understand english yet u no know say them mention 3 months for the film. Na who carry u go there sef abi u dey form akpako.

Truth be told sha, i like ur way and u sef.

Dude stop lying it wД§ never mentioned i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the movie.and its bronsnan its an irish name (look it up) :*

mobf:


Yeah right. I guess I'm 52 then.. Unfortunately you can't get your money back. . This fim pain you reach bone sha. No die oo

well judging from the hint ☀̤̣̈̇f sarcasm, ℓ̊'ll take it U̶̲̥̅̊ rep the middle aged clan with low IQ.

mobf:


Yeah right. I guess I'm 52 then.. Unfortunately you can't get your money back. . This fim pain you reach bone sha. No die oo

well judging from the hint ☀̤̣̈̇f sarcasm, ℓ̊'ll take it U̶̲̥̅̊ rep the middle aged clan with low IQ. The movie sucks but ℓ̊ will b̶̲̥̅̊ξ fine :*

@33117.
.

Darthmaul: @33117.
It seems you just look at moving pictures. I thought you were smarter.
Whether the movie sucks or not, it was mentioned you just didn't want to hear it(one of humanity's problem.

Who gives a hoot if it's irish or spanish. It is BROSNAN, you can't be more catholic than the pope.

WHERE WД§ IT MENTIONED?simple jeez U̶̲̥̅̊ were the one who went about saying bronsnan wД§ english

33117:
well judging from the hint ☀̤̣̈̇f sarcasm, ℓ̊'ll take it U̶̲̥̅̊ rep the middle aged clan with low IQ. The movie sucks but ℓ̊ will b̶̲̥̅̊ξ fine :*

Low IQ eh? Not true. Can we move on from this. I'm tired already

mobf:

Low IQ eh? Not true. Can we move on from this. I'm tired already

Its a skyfall forum mr low IQ middle age can't really move

mobf:

Low IQ eh? Not true. Can we move on from this. I'm tired already

Just completely ignore it. It's not going to move on... I think it suffers from a bad case of 'Daddy-didn't-hug-me' and as a result badly needs the attention.

VillageBoi:

Just completely ignore it. It's not going to move on... I think it suffers from a bad case of 'Daddy-didn't-hug-me' and as a result badly needs the attention.

@villageboi awww! That's so sad is that what caused your autism?man we got to get your father *loading gun*