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What Is Nigeria?????????? by Goldensharkis(f): 11:22pm On Apr 01, 2013
NIGERIA IS A PLACE WHERE SEX IS FREE AND LOVE IS COSTLY.
WHERE LOOSING A PHONE IS MORE PAINFUL THAN LOOSING VIRGINITY.
WHERE IF YOU DONT CHEAT ON YOUR PARTNER YOU ARE NOT SMART AND SHARP.
WHERE BATHROOMS HAVE BECOME A PHOTO STUDIO.
WHERE GETTING A BLACKBERRY PHONE IS GREATER THAN ACHIEVING A BSC DEGREE.
WHERE THE SWORD AND THE BOMB IS NOW MIGHTIER THAN PEN.
WHERE RELATIONSHIPS ARE BETTER THAN MARRIAGES.
WHERE CONDOMS AND GUNS ARE REPLACING BIROS AND BOOKS IN SCHOOLS.
WHERE YOU WON'T BE CALLED MATURE AS A LADY IF YOU HAVE NOT SLEPT WITH UP TO 10 DIFFERENT MEN.
WHERE PROSTITUTION IS NOW A JOB TO BE RECKONED WITH.
WHERE BOMBING AND SHOOTING HUMANS IS NOW A DAILY BUSINESS.
WHERE PEOPLE PREFER COUP PLOTERS, ROGUES AND LIARS AS LEADERS.
WHERE LADIES PREFER TO BE WITH A MAN IN A JEEP CRYING THAN TO BE ON A BIKE HAPPY.
WHERE SLAVES RIDE ON HORSES AND PRINCES ARE TREKKING.
WHERE ANY MUSICIAN WHO HASN'T SANG ABOUT SEX AND WOMEN IS NOT A GOOD MUSICIAN.
WHERE DRESSING NAKED IS A SIGN OF BEAUTY THAN DRESSING DECENTLY.
WHERE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ARE BETTER ACTORS AND ACTRESS THAN TALENTED PEOPLE.
WHERE TRUTH IS IGNORED AND LIARS ARE WORSHIPPED.
WHERE OUR SO CALLED LEADERS BUY EXPENSIVE CARS AS WEDDING GIFT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE ALREADY MADE MILLIONAIRES WHILE 1 MILLION NIGERIANS GO TO BED WITHOUT FOOD TO EAT.

IS THIS A GREAT NATION?
Re: What Is Nigeria?????????? by mensdept: 5:38am On Apr 02, 2013
^^^^ How Dare you.

How dare you expose our society like this. Don't you know we are believing to be the strongest military in Africa. Did you see that Theo Orji just came back from vacation in AMERICA with wife, and that soon American investors will drive down to Abia state.

Didnt you hear the Sultan abi Sarduana say to give millions to Boko Haram? DOn't you hear that people are already claiming to be the next governors of this state and that state.

Haven't you been on the private jets or "Camps" of our Holy Ghost Mountain Tabernacle Dance and Sing Pastors that speak directly with god every afternoon during lunch break?

DOn't tell me you see that despite these states getting a billion bucks annually in state allocation, there's not even one world class airport, unversity, stadium, highway network, or MEDICAL CENTER.

Hey, havn't you been among those wanting to give birth in AMerica because you secretly know being a Nigerian citizen is worthless, but while in AMerica you buy and buy to pose in 9ja?

Haven't you enjoyed all these pictures of Banky and WIzikid and all AMerican dressing wanna be Hollywood posing stars, even Genevieve and co that are at one "RED CARPET" every weekend, despite not producing any movie hit themselves for over 20 years?

Can't you sit back and enjoy the talks of Fashola abi Okorocha abi Buhari (yes that man from 1983 time) to contest for presidency when 2013 has not even gone half way yet.

You see you have no replies because our people no wan hear the truth. Besides, "what's my business" is our national reply to being serious for a change.

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Re: What Is Nigeria?????????? by saintneo(m): 5:55am On Apr 02, 2013
mens dept: Besides, "what's my business" is our national reply to being serious for a change.

You just hit the mail in the head.

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Re: What Is Nigeria?????????? by kuluTemper: 6:04am On Apr 02, 2013
It is frightening!

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Re: What Is Nigeria?????????? by Sirniyeh(m): 6:36am On Apr 02, 2013
Nigeria is a HAVEN of 419ers on earth, where the wise feast on the ignorance of the foools. No one is a saint, including so claimed MOGs, politicians, Oga at the TOP, artisans, husband to wife, students to parents, etc

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