^^^^Trust me, Uju has been on fire for weeks.

Wao. Someone said so too.
I didn't believe she had so much juice in her.
V.e.n.o.m

Missed some action here

Guitarlife nice poem

Make una no spoil family section o

Ish

Biola, how far bro?

wing this topic: biolabee(m), jeffizy(m)

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jeffizy: Biola, how far bro?

wing this topic: biolabee(m), jeffizy(m)

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Bros I dey o
Vac was tite
Every is ok too
I just dey look NL, every every na serious e badu belle o

My regards to the lovely family

Why someone would hate the OPs post is completely beyond me. It appears to me that so many marriages are really not the fairy tales people pretend they are on here.

are you not supposed to be in bed sipping pineapple juice while holding whip cream?

davidylan: Why someone would hate the OPs post is completely beyond me. It appears to me that so many marriages are really not the fairy tales people pretend they are on here.

how now nwa mama?

armyofone: are you not supposed to be in bed sipping pineapple juice while holding whip cream?

how now nwa mama?

You should not be encouraging me to "yeat" when i have not payed the _bride price

davidylan:

You should not be encouraging me to "yeat" when i have not payed the _bride price

But she can yeat you now

jennykadry:

But she can yeat you now

Do not encourage her either.

mtchewww

And i saw 4 pages and thought i would read so many heart sweetened shout outs.

More updates pls,me no get spouse to shout out.

This pineaaple juice will cause commotion in this cyberspace

Soon husibads will gift wrap pineapple juice to their wives so they can in turn do the needful

#siddonlook

My sweet coffee
You are blended and brewed just for me.
We were sealed and stuck from the first kpekus.
Its been fun unlimited in our world
You, the king, I, the queen.

Like 2 ogbe ara nwanyi asaba
We've seen and done it all.
Pointing, standing, dropping, sagging.
We're still on same chest
Love eternal.

ifyalways: My sweet coffee
You are blended and brewed just for me.
We were sealed and stuck from the first kpekus.
Its been fun unlimited in our world
You, the king, I, the queen.

Like 2 ogbe ara nwanyi asaba
We've seen and done it all.
Pointing, standing, dropping, sagging.
We're still on same chest
Love eternal.

Shaga-delic baby!

This one is shout out to my boobage.

Still, na better poem. Nice!

ifyalways: My sweet coffee
You are blended and brewed just for me.
We were sealed and stuck from the first kpekus.
Its been fun unlimited in our world
You, the king, I, the queen.

Like 2 ogbe ara nwanyi asaba
We've seen and done it all.
Pointing, standing, dropping, sagging.
We're still on same chest
Love eternal.

ify, i gbadun you..........


You and this kpekus yii sha, well, its one of the important/essential things that hold marriages together.

davidylan: It appears to me that so many marriages are really not the fairy tales people pretend they are on here.

Indeed.

Oh my pineapple juice....

You look ripe to be plucked. Attractive on the outside, and juicy right in the inside. *swallows saliva*

Every sip of you, waters down my hunny thirst. My friends come around asking what I should entertain them with. They without restraint, walk to my fridge corner, open it and there you stand - tall, glaring and daring! Amongst the beer, wine, rum, and various other juices! I immediately rush over to protect you from all the hands and eyes of the thirsty peeps. Only my mouth deserves this pineapple juice.

And oh yes, we have a date tonight. I cannot stop sipping you, just as you look forward to another night of me getting intoxicated by you.

Shout out to my pineapple juice.

^ lobatan!

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davidylan: Why someone would hate the OPs post is completely beyond me. It appears to me that so many marriages are really not the fairy tales people pretend they are on here.

David you are such a hypocrite! Why don't you say what you want to say instead of hiding behind this post?
Pointing out what I consider disrespectful now means that I'm unhappy in my marriage abi?
Ok, I accept, I'm desperately sad and I want a divorce . . . . you can now sleep at night
I know a lot of people are disappointed that that I'm happy . . . even with my inherent 'madness'; didn't know you were one of them!

You make me mad when you leave laundry lying on the floor.

You make me mad when I'm awake and listening to you snore.

You make me mad when you're convinced you always know the way.

You make me mad when you can't find the channel ( TV) where you'll stay .

You make me mad when you won't talk when I'd much rather fight.

You make me mad when you can't seem that I'm always right.

But still I love you Madly....Because I'm just mad about You.

Love you Babè

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@Guitarlife,
I see you,whatzup bro?
E be like say you dry find auntie Uju wahala o.

ileobatojo:

I come in peace too. Please allow people to continue writing their own poems to people of objects of their fancy and leave Uju alone. Afterall, even you had your own agenda as to why you came into this thread. Just that your baiting was ignored and dismissed by the person(s) you were trying to come after.

Write some more beautiful poems for us to read jare.

THIS SECTION IS BEGINNING TO BORE THE HELL OUTTA ME. . . . OR WHATYATHINK ?
A LIL SPICE WOULDN'T HURT WOULD IT ?

Guitarlife:
THIS SECTION IS BEGINNING TO BORE THE HELL OUTTA ME.

Try politics section, or romance. Bye.

To my object of Fancy,

To My Babè ,

Day after day , year after year, you've found so many ways to make me happy.

No matter what changes we go through,

No matter what life might bring our way

No matter how much time goes by, I will always and forever love you.

Ujujoan:

David you are such a hypocrite! Why don't you say what you want to say instead of hiding behind this post?
Pointing out what I consider disrespectful now means that I'm unhappy in my marriage abi?
Ok, I accept, I'm desperately sad and I want a divorce . . . . you can now sleep at night
I know a lot of people are disappointed that that I'm happy . . . even with my inherent 'madness'; didn't know you were one of them!

I only made a general comment, it wasnt aimed at you. lol how can i be "disappointed that you're happy"? I barely even know you.