I decided to put this in the General section since its neither "Romance" nor "Joke"

FACT!

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN LADIES
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u
today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I have
missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform
you that I will pay you a visit this
afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a
great pleasure to have you. I will
be expecting you sweet.

*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty
girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here
again, she thinks I will buy her
drinks with my money again, she
must be joking.


TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur
drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo
mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U
dey house?I dey come charge
phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money
come make we drink
beer..
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!

*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at
times but always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable
friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to
each other but they never like
themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude
but they will always have each
other's back.
TRUE or FALSE??

Mine: Its soooooo true!

Phone conversation btw ladies gat me laughing.....
Itz not completely true though.....cos I av nt done dat b4...
I dunno knw abt odas