Don't make the rookie mistake of banging your side chick at the crib.

2. Be a gentleman, don't bang your side chick raw.

1. Always wash up, she might squeeze the tip.

Charles Shaw: You dnt need 2 lock ur fon wit code or keep changing code.
That's Suspicious.
You can still succesfully cheat.
#Delete ur INBOX mssg d moment u read it.
#Delete ur SENT ITEMS d moment u send a mssg.
#Neva save a mssg on ur DRAFTS.
#Neva Save ur lover's name on ur fon.
Once u can succesfully perfect this, there's no need for a code.
You can leave ur fon @ home nd go 2 work.

sweet-tease:

Imagine the confidence

sucess001:
No one wants to eat chicken everyday. This is true when it comes to women as well. 

Unfortunately a woman’s value depreciates over time. She is getting older and not getting any tighter.  Eventually the same girl gets old faster than stale bread, compelling men to cheat.

There has been a recent influx of men getting caught with their side chicks. This has led to many unnecessary arguments and eventually break ups. In order to deal with this issue we have created a foolproof guide to get away with cheating.

If you follow this guide rigorously you will be able to comfortable sit back and reap the benefits of your successful endeavors. Here are the 15 ways to successfully cheat on your girlfriend.

15. Always have a password, never let her hold your phone.

14. Change your passwords as many times as she changes purses.

13. Lie from day one, it will kill your conscience quicker.

12. Have an excuse for the 30 texts you get from "Dave Office"

11. As soon as she starts interrogating you, switch roles, and play the victim.

10. She will accuse you, do all you can to eat the box.

9. Have a good poker face, do not show guilt. That's a female trait.

8. Have three or four alibis at any given moment.

7. Don't make the rookie mistake of banging your side chick at the crib.

6. No selfies with the side chick.

5. Don't forget to get the lipstick off your shirt and your dick.

4. When with your side chick always pay in cash and burn the receipts.

3. Make sure your side chick knows she's your side chick. Stop buying her gifts.

2. Be a gentleman, don't bang your side chick raw.

1. Always wash up, she might squeeze the tip.

uniqueval: Locking your phone is one of the quickest way to tell a cheating partner. cuz it is bliv'd dere r no secrets in a relationship.

Get very good call/text msg filter. D moment u r wit ur main chic, activate it. Datz after u hav enlisted ur side chic's numba on it. Allow ur main chic to pick ur calls once in a while.
but make her feel u dere r no secrecy n dat u need some privacy as regards fone calls. That way, it won't b a habit.

Pet, spoil and play wit her silly. dat way, even wen ur side chic calls n claims to b who she is, she'd find it hard to bite.

All side chics must knw they are side chics. Never get too emotional or concerned abt deir matters to avoid emotional attachment.

Don't date a side chic for long. Never give her o r a l s e x. Always use a condom

Bang ur chic once in a while wit a condom - in and out of d house. So she doesn't start suspecting wen she finds a condom on u.

Charles Shaw: You dnt need 2 lock ur fon wit code or keep changing code.
That's Suspicious.
You can still succesfully cheat.
#Delete ur INBOX mssg d moment u read it.
#Delete ur SENT ITEMS d moment u send a mssg.
#Neva save a mssg on ur DRAFTS.
#Neva Save ur lover's name on ur fon.
Once u can succesfully perfect this, there's no need for a code.
You can leave ur fon @ home nd go 2 work.

sweet-tease:
[size=16pt]Here are the 15 ways to successfully know a cheating husband[/size]

15. He always have a password, and never let you hold his phone.

14. He changes his passwords as many times as you change purses.

13. He is very comfortable with telling lies without second thought(no conscience)

12. He has an excuse for the 30 texts he gets from "Dave Office"

11. As soon as you start interrogating him, he switches role, and plays the victim.

10. He does all he can to eat the box.

9. He has a good poker face, does not show guilt. That's a male trait.

8. He has three or four alibis at any given moment.

7. He doesn't make the rookie mistake of banging his side chick at the crib (so don't be too sure cos you'v placed your neighbour/maid on the watch, they myt even b the side chick )

6. He has no selfies with the side chick so his expenses has increased more than usual

5. Don't feel relaxed when they are other signs but no lipstick on his shirt and his dick, he might not be that forgetful

4. He moves around with more cash than usual cos when with his side chick, he always pay in cash and burn the receipts.

3. He brags about you being the only lady he buys gift for cos he doesn't buy gift for his side chick

2. He doesn't use condom with you but you found a pack in his pocket

1. He has gotten so used to washing up that he just can't do without washing up

sucess001:
No one wants to eat chicken everyday. This is true when it comes to women as well. 

Unfortunately a woman’s value depreciates over time. She is getting older and not getting any tighter.  Eventually the same girl gets old faster than stale bread, compelling men to cheat.

There has been a recent influx of men getting caught with their side chicks. This has led to many unnecessary arguments and eventually break ups. In order to deal with this issue we have created a foolproof guide to get away with cheating.

If you follow this guide rigorously you will be able to comfortable sit back and reap the benefits of your successful endeavors. Here are the 15 ways to successfully cheat on your girlfriend.

15. Always have a password, never let her hold your phone.

14. Change your passwords as many times as she changes purses.

13. Lie from day one, it will kill your conscience quicker.

12. Have an excuse for the 30 texts you get from "Dave Office"

11. As soon as she starts interrogating you, switch roles, and play the victim.

10. She will accuse you, do all you can to eat the box.

9. Have a good poker face, do not show guilt. That's a female trait.

8. Have three or four alibis at any given moment.

7. Don't make the rookie mistake of banging your side chick at the crib.

6. No selfies with the side chick.

5. Don't forget to get the lipstick off your shirt and your dick.

4. When with your side chick always pay in cash and burn the receipts.

3. Make sure your side chick knows she's your side chick. Stop buying her gifts.

2. Be a gentleman, don't bang your side chick raw.

1. Always wash up, she might squeeze the tip.

ejifranks: nothing under the sun that is hidden that would not be one day revealed.... use ur head...

sucess001:


Spoilsport...

sucess001:


lol...i knew they would ome wiv their own list

sucess001:
No one wants to eat chicken everyday.

Morayo747: Really? What if your side runs calls when you're away, sends a text when you're in the bathroom without your phone? Come on man this should be nicknamed AN IDIOT'S GUIDE TO GETTING CAUGHT CHEATING.

nenergy:
Bros, chicken can be grilled, fried, pepper-soupped, crisped, chicken-pied and many more. So i can never get tired of my Woman's chicken.

nenergy:
Bros, chicken can be grilled, fried, pepper-soupped, crisped, chicken-pied and many more. So i can never get tired of my Woman's chicken.

sweetcheecks:

Mmmm thanks for the heads up. Now I will start watching closely.

nenergy:
Bros, chicken can be grilled, fried, pepper-soupped, crisped, chicken-pied and many more. So i can never get tired of my Woman's chicken.

sweetcheecks:

Mmmm thanks for the heads up. Now I will start watching closely.

Charles Shaw: You dnt need 2 lock ur fon wit code or keep changing code.
That's Suspicious.
You can still succesfully cheat.
#Delete ur INBOX mssg d moment u read it.
#Delete ur SENT ITEMS d moment u send a mssg.
#Neva save a mssg on ur DRAFTS.
#Neva Save ur lover's name on ur fon.
Once u can succesfully perfect this, there's no need for a code.
You can leave ur fon @ home nd go 2 work.

HAH: Why must you cheat ? What if your wife cheats on you how will you feel ? It is reciprocal peeps and karma is a bitch.

foxgiovani: well, I don't support men cheating on their wife. But the truth is that its really not easy for a man to avoid it with the kind of attraction we get from these single ladies whose b.r.e.a.s.t is pointing 90degrees. And the society won't talk much if a man is doing that for a woman, its a national news. If u come to nairaland and paste that a man is caught cheating and you do same for a woman, the one for woman will hit front page one time while the other is not seen as a big deal.