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15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by sucess001(m): 11:17am On Apr 12, 2013 |
No one wants to eat chicken everyday. This is true when it comes to women as well. Unfortunately a woman’s value depreciates over time. She is getting older and not getting any tighter. Eventually the same girl gets old faster than stale bread, compelling men to cheat. There has been a recent influx of men getting caught with their side chicks. This has led to many unnecessary arguments and eventually break ups. In order to deal with this issue we have created a foolproof guide to get away with cheating. If you follow this guide rigorously you will be able to comfortable sit back and reap the benefits of your successful endeavors. Here are the 15 ways to successfully cheat on your girlfriend. 15. Always have a password, never let her hold your phone. 14. Change your passwords as many times as she changes purses. 13. Lie from day one, it will kill your conscience quicker. 12. Have an excuse for the 30 texts you get from "Dave Office" 11. As soon as she starts interrogating you, switch roles, and play the victim. 10. She will accuse you, do all you can to eat the box. 9. Have a good poker face, do not show guilt. That's a female trait. 8. Have three or four alibis at any given moment. 7. Don't make the rookie mistake of banging your side chick at the crib. 6. No selfies with the side chick. 5. Don't forget to get the lipstick off your shirt and your dick. 4. When with your side chick always pay in cash and burn the receipts. 3. Make sure your side chick knows she's your side chick. Stop buying her gifts. 2. Be a gentleman, don't bang your side chick raw. 1. Always wash up, she might squeeze the tip. |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by sweettease(f): 12:22pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
[size=16pt]Here are the 15 ways to successfully know a cheating husband[/size] 15. He always have a password, and never let you hold his phone. 14. He changes his passwords as many times as you change purses. 13. He is very comfortable with telling lies without second thought(no conscience) 12. He has an excuse for the 30 texts he gets from "Dave Office" 11. As soon as you start interrogating him, he switches role, and plays the victim. 10. He does all he can to eat the box. 9. He has a good poker face, does not show guilt. That's a male trait. 8. He has three or four alibis at any given moment. 7. He doesn't make the rookie mistake of banging his side chick at the crib (so don't be too sure cos you'v placed your neighbour/maid on the watch, they myt even b the side chick ) 6. He has no selfies with the side chick (who does that ) 5. Don't feel relaxed when they are other signs but no lipstick on his shirt and his dick, he might not be that forgetful 4. He moves around with more cash than usual cos when with his side chick, he always pay in cash and burn the receipts. 3. He brags about you being the only lady he buys gift for cos he doesn't buy gift for his side chick 2. He doesn't use condom with you but you found a pack in his pocket 1. He has gotten so used to washing up that he just can't do without washing up 12 Likes |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by Hugoboi(m): 12:59pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
Don't make the rookie mistake of banging your side chick at the crib. 2. Be a gentleman, don't bang your side chick raw. Damn bro! You good!! |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by CharlesShaw(m): 2:00pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
You dnt need 2 lock ur fon wit code or keep changing code. That's Suspicious. You can still succesfully cheat. #Delete ur INBOX mssg d moment u read it. #Delete ur SENT ITEMS d moment u send a mssg. #Neva save a mssg on ur DRAFTS. #Neva Save ur lover's name on ur fon. Once u can succesfully perfect this, there's no need for a code. You can leave ur fon @ home nd go 2 work. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by sweettease(f): 2:06pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
Charles Shaw: You dnt need 2 lock ur fon wit code or keep changing code.Imagine the confidence |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by samcro: 2:16pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
Apart from 15 and 14..niccur ur on point |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by Nobody: 3:44pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
Locking your phone is one of the quickest way to tell a cheating partner. cuz it is bliv'd dere r no secrets in a relationship. Get very good call/text msg filter. D moment u r wit ur main chic, activate it. Datz after u hav enlisted ur side chic's numba on it. Allow ur main chic to pick ur calls once in a while. but make her feel u dere r no secrecy n dat u need some privacy as regards fone calls. That way, it won't b a habit. Pet, spoil and play wit her silly. dat way, even wen ur side chic calls n claims to b who she is, she'd find it hard to bite. All side chics must knw they are side chics. Never get too emotional or concerned abt deir matters to avoid emotional attachment. Don't date a side chic for long. Never give her o r a l s e x. Always use a condom Bang ur chic once in a while wit a condom - in and out of d house. So she doesn't start suspecting wen she finds a condom on u. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by Scofieldella(f): 4:00pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
All u cheating male scums don mara.. |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by sucess001(m): 4:01pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
sweet-tease: Lmao |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by sweetcheecks(f): 4:49pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
sucess001: Mmmm thanks for the heads up. Now I will start watching closely. |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by rokee(m): 4:55pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
uniqueval: Locking your phone is one of the quickest way to tell a cheating partner. cuz it is bliv'd dere r no secrets in a relationship. this is some LIKE A BOSS shiiii...100percent on point |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by fubbyy(m): 4:56pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
NO 13... So onpoint |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by wonlasewonimi: 4:59pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
Be 5 paces ahead of her. |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by Nobody: 5:02pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
Charles Shaw: You dnt need 2 lock ur fon wit code or keep changing code.Really? What if your side runs calls when you're away, sends a text when you're in the bathroom without your phone? Come on man this should be nicknamed AN IDIOT'S GUIDE TO GETTING CAUGHT CHEATING. |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by sucess001(m): 5:36pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
sweet-tease: lol...i knew they would ome wiv their own list |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by sucess001(m): 5:46pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
@ the mods... I think this thread is better than most of the trash on the front page. Do we need to beg fpr you to move it there? |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by ejifranks(m): 6:10pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
sucess001:nothing under the sun that is hidden that would not be one day revealed.... use ur head... |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by sucess001(m): 7:28pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
ejifranks: nothing under the sun that is hidden that would not be one day revealed.... use ur head... Spoilsport... |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by HAH: 8:00pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
Why must you cheat ? What if your wife cheats on you how will you feel ? It is reciprocal peeps and karma is a bitch. |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by ejifranks(m): 8:48pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
sucess001:true talk if u go bliv am. |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by sweettease(f): 9:12pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
sucess001:B4 nko? |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by nenergy(m): 10:41pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
sucess001:Bros, chicken can be grilled, fried, pepper-soupped, crisped, chicken-pied and many more. So i can never get tired of my Woman's chicken. 1 Like |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by Connoisseur(m): 11:44pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
Morayo747: Really? What if your side runs calls when you're away, sends a text when you're in the bathroom without your phone? Come on man this should be nicknamed AN IDIOT'S GUIDE TO GETTING CAUGHT CHEATING. have you tried 'vault' |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by snthesis(m): 11:52pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
nenergy:LMAO |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by sucess001(m): 4:03am On Apr 13, 2013 |
nenergy: Bros, dat na cos u never taste Turkey oo |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by sucess001(m): 4:10am On Apr 13, 2013 |
sweetcheecks: Lol..... |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by sweettease(f): 7:47am On Apr 13, 2013 |
nenergy:Correct guy |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:53am On Apr 13, 2013 |
sweetcheecks:The beginning of insecurity. :/ |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by foxgiovani(m): 8:52am On Apr 13, 2013 |
Charles Shaw: You dnt need 2 lock ur fon wit code or keep changing code.I agree with u except on the area of leaving your phone @ home and going to work. She can call your phone not knowing that you didn't go out with it. She can also send you text msg. That will burst you bubble. To me, I think that if you r the cheating type, your wife will discover one way or the other though she may choose to act like she don't knw. That's for some women. For somebody like me, my wife is a detective 1 Like |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by foxgiovani(m): 9:03am On Apr 13, 2013 |
HAH: Why must you cheat ? What if your wife cheats on you how will you feel ? It is reciprocal peeps and karma is a bitch.well, I don't support men cheating on their wife. But the truth is that its really not easy for a man to avoid it with the kind of attraction we get from these single ladies whose b.r.e.a.s.t is pointing 90degrees. And the society won't talk much if a man is doing that for a woman, its a national news. If u come to nairaland and paste that a man is caught cheating and you do same for a woman, the one for woman will hit front page one time while the other is not seen as a big deal. |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by Nobody: 12:08pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
All said and re-said. Bottom line: if u must cheat, make sure your chic's IQ is as low as possible. Just enough for her to know who you are. Else, you are toast! |
Re: 15 Steps To Successfully Cheat On Your Girlfriend by sucess001(m): 12:08pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
foxgiovani: well, I don't support men cheating on their wife. But the truth is that its really not easy for a man to avoid it with the kind of attraction we get from these single ladies whose b.r.e.a.s.t is pointing 90degrees. And the society won't talk much if a man is doing that for a woman, its a national news. If u come to nairaland and paste that a man is caught cheating and you do same for a woman, the one for woman will hit front page one time while the other is not seen as a big deal. True talk bro |
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