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An Open Letter From Akpors 2 Achebe....rib Cracking by Slowvenom(m): 8:13am On Apr 20, 2013
Please, If you see Ojukwu, tell him that hisbrothers and sisters are experiencing another Pogrom in Kano.
Tell Awolowo that Nigeria is preparing for another war.
Tell Zik that those thingsthat made him cross theocean 50 times seeking for peace is looming again.
Tell Yar'Adua that the amnesty he granted is causing wahala.
Tell Tafewa Balewa that his scions are carrying weapons against Nigeria.
Obviously you will not see Abacha but if you see any one that will seehim, tell him that Almustapha is still in kirikiri prison and of course Alamesiyea has been released.
Tell MKO Abiola that another June 12 is looming and tell him that Nigeria's officials have extended to convicted criminals who are looting the nation dry.
Don't be disappointed on Nigeria dear Achebe just that THINGS HAS FALLEN APART, NIGERIA IS NO LONGER AT EASE AND THE ARROW OF GODIS NOW POINTING SERIOUSLY @ NIGERIA, BECAUSE OF THE TROUBLE WITH NIGERIA, EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE HAD A MAN OF THE PEOPLE LIKE YOU; INDEED THERE WAS A COUNTRY.

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Re: An Open Letter From Akpors 2 Achebe....rib Cracking by Slowvenom(m): 8:23am On Apr 20, 2013
Lol....somtimez im go do beta...nd somtimez....u'll knw it'z realy Akpors
Re: An Open Letter From Akpors 2 Achebe....rib Cracking by Slowvenom(m): 8:26am On Apr 20, 2013
Tanx 4 commentin.
Plz fellow NL's.....as u're viewin...try nd coment or evn hit de like button..and may God bless U as u do dis.
Re: An Open Letter From Akpors 2 Achebe....rib Cracking by Nobody: 9:01am On Apr 20, 2013
Slow venom: Tanx 4 commentin.
Plz fellow NL's.....as u're viewin...try nd coment or evn hit de like button..and may God bless U as u do dis.
Wat shall it benefit u, for people to comment... Neither bread, wine nor gold!!!! Relax ye son of man!
Re: An Open Letter From Akpors 2 Achebe....rib Cracking by Exponental(m): 9:07am On Apr 20, 2013
Raymondenyi:
Wat shall it benefit u, for people to comment... Neither bread, wine nor gold!!!! Relax ye son of man!
all he wants is encouragement..... Whether copy n paste or not, just encourage him.
Re: An Open Letter From Akpors 2 Achebe....rib Cracking by Nobody: 1:00pm On Apr 20, 2013
@ exponential. Copy that
Re: An Open Letter From Akpors 2 Achebe....rib Cracking by Slowvenom(m): 1:25pm On Apr 20, 2013
Plz u nid 2 help me if u can...i wantd 2 post som funy pix but i can only find space to post 4...pleaz can u help me?

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