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Why English Is Hard To Learn by dejt4u(m): 5:57pm On Jan 10, 2014
See this

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Re: Why English Is Hard To Learn by tobex23(m): 10:03pm On Jan 10, 2014
grin cheesy funny tho...
Re: Why English Is Hard To Learn by TomiwaDamola(f): 11:43pm On Jan 10, 2014
Some other reasons:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when does are present.
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
The accountant at the music store records records of the records

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Re: Why English Is Hard To Learn by tobex23(m): 12:18am On Jan 11, 2014
Tomiwa Damola: Some other reasons:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when does are present.
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
The accountant at the music store records records of the records


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Re: Why English Is Hard To Learn by fuzzy4: 6:30pm On Jun 27, 2014
Na wa for English language
Re: Why English Is Hard To Learn by LewsTherin: 7:42am On Jun 28, 2014
English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, neither pine nor apple in pineapple and no ham in a hamburger. English muffins weren't invented in England or french fries in France. Sweetmeats are candy, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, public bathrooms have no baths and a guinea pig is neither a pig nor from Guinea.

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Re: Why English Is Hard To Learn by dejt4u(m): 7:47am On Jun 28, 2014
fuzzy4: Na wa for English language
abi na

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