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Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by jude33084(m): 4:20pm On Aug 20, 2013
sexymoma: NONE.... i rest ma head on the bed while ma nyash is up. undecided


I guess you are use to dog style lipsrsealed





tongue
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by Peterkleva(m): 4:26pm On Aug 20, 2013
I think its 5 kos i rilli kant rekall it has biin a long time
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by Nobody: 4:31pm On Aug 20, 2013
Burger01:
Abeg no sleep like that around me o. No try am at all. That sleeping style dey tempting and it's lovely though.. wink

Why? You would give me manna? tongue
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by abdulo4real: 4:37pm On Aug 20, 2013
mine is no 8. tongue
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by Anniettieufia(m): 4:47pm On Aug 20, 2013
Number 6
is the position i practice most,
then i can summarize it with
Number 5 .

For now,
I am not sharing the BED .
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by theSpark(m): 5:03pm On Aug 20, 2013
I sleep on my tummy, with my behnd facing the sky. On cold nights i dey fold/coil my body.

My bro does all the illustrated styles in one night.
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by Nobody: 5:24pm On Aug 20, 2013
Number 5, that's the style for Coded boys..
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by Burger01(m): 5:26pm On Aug 20, 2013
IvyBlue:

Why? You would give me manna? tongue

Lol grin

More than manna... grin
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by Nobody: 5:32pm On Aug 20, 2013
Burger01:

Lol grin

More than manna... grin

Is it big and shaped like a pipe? tongue lipsrsealed
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by Burger01(m): 5:41pm On Aug 20, 2013
IvyBlue:

Is it big and shaped like a pipe? tongue lipsrsealed

Lolgrin

Just the way you would like it.. grin
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by Nobody: 5:42pm On Aug 20, 2013
number 6, with a girl on top
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by simade123(m): 6:11pm On Aug 20, 2013
mine number 1 and 5.
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by Godson201333(m): 6:34pm On Aug 20, 2013
That position 5 an 7 no be small thing oo grin grin grin
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by Ikennaezento(m): 7:28pm On Aug 20, 2013
5 but with one hand on my boxer grin
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by diokoloy(m): 7:39pm On Aug 20, 2013
I take 1 dat d best position
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by ApostleD: 7:54pm On Aug 20, 2013
5 and 10
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by adesogbon(m): 8:09pm On Aug 20, 2013
nos 2
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by ATMCARD2(m): 8:19pm On Aug 20, 2013
Enegod: women don't sleep like that
.Reason
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by Nobody: 8:44pm On Aug 20, 2013
5 - 8 - 9 but completely covered like 2 grin
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by kliq(m): 8:56pm On Aug 20, 2013
1 n 5
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by rapcy(m): 9:02pm On Aug 20, 2013
sexymoma: NONE.... i rest ma head on the bed while ma nyash is up. undecided
u no go kill person wif laugh grin
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by 0108(m): 9:40pm On Aug 20, 2013
Na 5 sure pass. Mine is 5
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by Nobody: 9:44pm On Aug 20, 2013
1,3 and 4
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by Nobody: 10:08pm On Aug 20, 2013
sexymoma: NONE.... i rest ma head on the bed while ma nyash is up. undecided
nice position for swampy
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by gracy83: 10:09pm On Aug 20, 2013
smileymine is 1,2 and 5. But 2 is my best cos I usually sleep off imediately.
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by odeku457(m): 10:49pm On Aug 20, 2013
2, 4, 5...smiley smiley wink
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by jjgirljay(f): 11:27pm On Aug 20, 2013
4 and 9 grin
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by Kunlexic(m): 12:56am On Aug 21, 2013
1 and 2
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by errandsng: 5:33am On Aug 21, 2013
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Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by ozoemeka(m): 6:18am On Aug 21, 2013
1, 5
Stegomiah: Comment with the number that best illustares your sleeping style/position.
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by JABB(m): 7:51am On Aug 21, 2013
IvyBlue: Mine is 7 tongue
Sleep like that ....then expect the spirit or devil having sex with you.Go ahead continue and see what happens especially at Night.
Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by thaoriginator: 9:43am On Aug 21, 2013
I sleep wit on eye open wink

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