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Please Help Me Oo I Don Enter One Chance by bashydemy(m): 9:28pm On Apr 25, 2013
Adeola came all the way from sagamu,Ogun state to Lagos on a visit. We bleeped EACH OTHER smiley...She asked me for the 10k I promised her.smiley I then told her that I was on my way to Abuja. That she should take my ATM card & withdraw all she wants. (knowing fully well that I had less than 3k in d account)=)) .

As soon as she kissed me & left, I quickly left the house knowing she will come crying back to me. As I got to my junction, 'Deji my friend. called me on phone saying =-c " Kunle, thanks a lot I've paid the N90,000 back into your account". Mheeeen, see sweat!:]xx X-o

Tried calling folake's phone, switched off.>:O Next thing, debit alerts: N45,000, N45,000, even N2,000k.cry Next thing I knew, I found myself on hospital bed. Now they are asking me what happened? But what will I say".:x
Re: Please Help Me Oo I Don Enter One Chance by dominique(f): 9:47pm On Apr 25, 2013
Ewoo! you don't enter one chance true true grin. Don't worry, as long as there's life, there's hope wink.
Re: Please Help Me Oo I Don Enter One Chance by Lagusta(m): 10:05pm On Apr 25, 2013
Its simple................................






















































Just wake up from your sleep, DAz aLL
Re: Please Help Me Oo I Don Enter One Chance by bashydemy(m): 11:05pm On Apr 25, 2013
Lagusta: Its simple................................






















































Just wake up from your sleep, DAz aLL
How do you mean? na you drug me till i sleep?
Re: Please Help Me Oo I Don Enter One Chance by Lagusta(m): 11:18pm On Apr 25, 2013
bashy_demy: How do you mean? na you drug me till i sleep?

this your cow and chicken story sounds like a never-ending nightmare, thats why i said you should kuku wake up...... Abi
Re: Please Help Me Oo I Don Enter One Chance by bashydemy(m): 9:50pm On May 13, 2013
Lagusta:

this your cow and chicken story sounds like a never-ending nightmare, thats why i said you should kuku wake up...... Abi
How does it sound like a nightmare are you for real?
Re: Please Help Me Oo I Don Enter One Chance by Lagusta(m): 10:16pm On May 13, 2013
bashy_demy: How does it sound like a nightmare are you for real?

Boss, all na joke nah..... grin grin grin
Re: Please Help Me Oo I Don Enter One Chance by Ugosete: 10:28pm On May 13, 2013
ahahaahahahh u will pay for what u ateahahaahahahh u will pay for what u ateahahaahahahh u will pay for what u ate
Re: Please Help Me Oo I Don Enter One Chance by Burger01(m): 10:20am On Aug 02, 2013
bashy_demy: Adeola came all the way from sagamu,Ogun state to Lagos on a visit. We bleeped EACH OTHER smiley...She asked me for the 10k I promised her.smiley I then told her that I was on my way to Abuja. That she should take my ATM card & withdraw all she wants. (knowing fully well that I had less than 3k in d account)=)) .

As soon as she kissed me & left, I quickly left the house knowing she will come crying back to me. As I got to my junction, 'Deji my friend. called me on phone saying =-c " Kunle, thanks a lot I've paid the N90,000 back into your account". Mheeeen, see sweat!:]xx X-o

Tried calling folake's phone, switched off.>:O Next thing, debit alerts: N45,000, N45,000, even N2,000k.cry Next thing I knew, I found myself on hospital bed. Now they are asking me what happened? But what will I say".:x
grin

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