Mr man, there's a difference in 4th and half, and 5th.

now state categorically

sammy,
o ba omo je
o le ra ra




sammy na bloody recruit,
no b general,
c as sgt tufe dey drag am

ok, tell me,
y u dey run from tufe dey

i dey run from him because i don't want to loose my handset

Jesus H. Christ. So what are you trying to insinuate Sam Milla?

what you thought exactly

and what did he thought exactly

Sam, why half?

ohilebo:

Sam, why half?

half what, has the symptoms returned ohilebo

@ SAM, which of the symptoms? they are many oooo, be specific

do i smell trouble

A preacher once preached about the danger of drinking beer and he showed the congregation a clear glass with a piece of liver inside and poured beer inside and let them watch what would happen to your liver if you drank.

There was a little drunk in the very last bench that stood up and said,

"Oh my, I'll never eat liver again.”

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his doctor and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit, one on each side of his bed. The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the doctor and lawyer were touched and flattered that the preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moments. Theywere also puzzled; the preacher had never given them any indication that he particularly liked either of them. They both remembered his many long, uncomfortable sermons about greed, covetousness and avaricious behavior that made them squirm in their seats.

Finally, the doctor said, "Preacher, why did you ask us to come?" The old preacher mustered up his strength, then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves; and that's how I want to go."

TOo stale for my liking

George Bush died and went to heaven and St. Peter met him at the gates. George ask St. Peter if the people in heaven were as friendly as the people in Texas were. St. Peter said, Sure they are. Well George goes for a walk and passes by Moses and decides to speak to him. Moses just looks the other way and keeps on walking. Slightly upset by this, George goes back to St. Peter and tells him what happened with Moses. St. Peter seemed confused so he seeks Moses and ask him why he ignored Mr. Bush. Moses looked St. Peter in the eye and said, Well Peter, if you will remember, the last time I spoke to a Bush I spent 40 years in the wilderness.

ituen:

TOo stale for my liking

ummmm, , i really didnt have u in mind while writing this joke. Maybe next time i will, ok?

pls do next time cos copy&paste rule says u must read the joke too b4 posting

thats a fact d-oracle stick to the rules.

but ur jokes are hilarious keepn em coming mister

lol

ohhh lawdie close those shovels u cal a teeth

funny thing is that you've got the same