Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busy Sunday.

They agreed its so difficult preaching to people all the time and no one preaches to them.

Sitting by the river with little response from the hooks one pastor thought of sharing his heart with others.

He said " guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among ourselves like this. It would be good if we look into our lives and help each other with our weaknesses". They all agreed to this.

This pastor said " Gentlemen I need help! The people in my church give a lot of money every week. I started taking little by little but now I take a big chunk. I can't stop stealing from the church please pray for me. The day they will find out I will be fired"! Another pastor said "brothers your sins are better than mine! I have slept with every woman in the church including married women. As I preach my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next prey. If this is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!" The last pastor's feet were shaking as they were talking. They thought he had a big story to tell.

He stood up and said " My brothers my problem is gossip! I can't sit here anymore. I have to go and share this! I will be back!

na to strangle am before him open their yansh

A jewish man dies and storms the gate of heaven with anger.at the gate ,st peter spotted him from abot 500m and called the guards.
Is MOSES here? he asked st peter
yes and why are you holding that matchet and stone?
because i want to kill MOSES said the man.
Why is that? asked pete
then the man answered, Because he led us for fourty years and fourty nights through the desert and left us to one place that has no oil in the middle east.

The Nigerian Police, The The Nigerian Army, and the Secret Service are all trying to prove that they are the best at Catching criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The SSS goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The ARMY goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The POLICE goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten ANTELOPE. The ANTELOPE is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit! ==

Recently a PRIEST, a GARBAGE COLLECTOR, and a LAWYER wound up together at the HEAVEN Gates.

St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. He decided to ask them questions according to the gravity of their professions on earth.

St. Peter addressed the priest and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."

The preist answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate.

St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't REALLY need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"

Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie, and answered, "1,228."

"That's right! You may enter."

St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. "Name them."

nice one

OBASANJO,BABANGIDA AND ABACHA all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme GOD turned to OBJ and asked, tell me what is important about yourself.

OBJ responded that he felt that the the country was in a mess,so he set up EFCC to put things back in order.

God looked to OBJ and said, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand". God then asked BABANGIDA what he revered most.

BABA responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important,so he promoted 419 in the country and many people where happy.

God responded, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand". God then turned to ABACHA, who was staring at him indignantly.

God asked "What is your problem ABACHA?"

ABACHA responded " I think you are sitting in my chair, iam surposed to be in the middle".

SAM MILLA:

OBASANJO,BABANGIDA AND ABACHA all died in a plane crash

Should we all say AMEN!! here?!!

If u say AMEN, will it change ur life in anyway?

good and matured question? let him wait for his time

Hail the moderator!

men, this joke is too tight

lightest:

good and matured question? let him wait for his time

ituen:

If u say AMEN, will it change your life in anyway?

Oops!! I struck a nerve. C'mon guys, you cant take a joke again or wot?

Cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

coooooooooooooooool





as tight as a tight , em , em, em
u know

We no know! Tell us.

donchichi:

Oops!! I struck a nerve. C'mon guys, you can't take a joke again or wot?

my guy, just to make you more tight. we are one

i enjoyed the first joke
gat me crackn real gud

sammie keep keepn me jolly

'' The POLICE goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten ANTELOPE. The ANTELOPE is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit ''

na true, Nigerian Police are real Miracle workers

hmmmmmmmmm

all the jokes are enjoying ,but the last one is very expensive ooo,me i no dey o make you no provoke baba God o

no be lie

liesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ohilebo giv us constructive jokes pls

i second that

great jokes sammy

i second that again

why don't u third it mr second hand

ok

i third it

ok, somebody should fourth the motion too

and as usual, i 4th it.

now lokking for a fifther