Classic. I'm sooooo sharing this.

LOOOOL

I nid dis on fp......killer joke chaii

tnx guys!

Take these bonus jokes for your kindness:

Caro was walking down the road when Akpos passed by holding a Pig.

CARO: What are you doing with this goat walking on the street.
AKPOS: [Laughing] Silly you its not a goat its a Pig.
CARO: Sorry, I was talking to the Pig!
Akpos: ......



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Two Christian missionaries, David and Michael, were lost in a scorching desert, dying of thirst and hunger when at last they saw a Mosque upfront.
David said: “Michael, let’s pretend we are Muslims. Otherwise, we will not get any food or water and we will die. My name will be Ahmed. What will be your name?” Michael refused to change his name.

When both of them reached the Mosque, the Imam received them well and asked their names. David: “My name is Ahmed.” Michael: “My name is Michael.” The Imam turned to his helpers and said: “Please bring food and water for Michael.” Then he turned to David and said:

“Brother Ahmed, Ramadan Mubarak......DAVID FAINTED

switchy........... Where do u get all dis gaddem jokes? Are u a murdress? Why do u want to kill me wit laff b4 my time?

illicit: switchy........... Where do u get all dis gaddem jokes? Are u a murdress? Why do u want to kill me wit laff b4 my time?

Switchi, I sight u jor

switchi u rock gurl