My guy saw my friend's(female)pic in my phone and became interested, I told the girl how my friend is admiring her secretly,she permitted me to give him her number which I did

He called and they fixed a date,after they met each other, I asked my guy what's up he said he doesn't think the chick like him, that she's not responding well during their conversation,I asked him not to call her again till I see the girl

The next day I saw the girl

Me... Girl what's up

She.... I dey

Me....you done forget about me na since yesterday that I gave you a new bobo

She....mtchewww I no even like that guy sef

Me.... Why?

She... He's not my type so it can never work

Me.... Anyway it's good that both of you no like eachother,so now the equation is balanced

She... What do you mean?

Me.... He told me the same thing that you are not his type

She.... Whatever

We dropped the discussion and started discussing something else,few minutes later

She.... Did he tell you why he doesn't like me?

Me.... Its not important if he did, since both of you no like each other

She... I know ,I have a reason for not liking him,which is lack of attraction,he's too tin for my liking and too dark,more over he doesn't speak well and not a good conversationist, so he must have told you why he doesn't like me

Me... Yes he did but I can't tell you because it won't change anything, it won't make both of you start liking eachother

She... Mtchewwww keep it to your self then

She got a call and left, me too I left,this morning she ping me

She.... Oga @ the top

Me... How far madam

She... I dey and you?

Me... I dey o, just waiting for God to bless me with a new Womanliness today

She... Yeye boy, you won't find your self a serious gf dey there dey phuck every thing on a skirt,and that's what that your wor wor friend wan use me do, he done fail na

Me... Na you Bleep up,he done go back to his girl that he was planning to dump 4 you

She.... He wants to dump a girl for me wey he no like?

Me.... You no like am too na

She.... What did he tell you that make him not to like me? Its not that I want him o, am not interested in him but I want to know

Me... I will tell you when we see

She... Talk am now

Me.... Why are you so eager to know why a guy doesn't like you?

She... Every woman is like that

Me... I see, I will tell you when we see in the evening

She.... Ok

Me.... But on one condition

She... Which is?

Me... You will buy me beer

She... Just for you to tell me wetin one useless boy think about me, no wahala shaa, take care till evening

Me... Ok

Hahahahaha I go drink beer for free today while finish her with lies, her self esteem must go down, yeye girl

lol is this fact or fiction?

Op, abeg u get nokia pin charger?

Kgdavid: lol is this fact or fiction?

fact

WOW

Moderator why did you change my topic's subject?

swtchicgurl: Op, abeg u get nokia pin charger?

no my dear, na bb I dey use

woman know that men are visual beings and most of the time woman critisize everything about themselves which is why most always loose out on good guys ,.because they are too critical on themselves and turn to be insecuren because this.they compare themselevs to everyone. ladies plz just learn to be strong okay we love u now

Hahahaha with all these married men wey they jump from one babe to another. Na that kind of men you they wish us ladies ? Haba! please eze moses outlist the characteristics of a good guy because to me they are very rare maybe 10percent.

swtchicgurl: Op, abeg u get nokia pin charger?

legendary!!!!

fubbyy: no my dear, na bb I dey use

curve II na 8k for computer fillage!
I jes bought mine 3months ago!

Guess wot: e dey ping. Jes like Z10!
Can u biliv dt?

SLIDE waxie: curve II na 8k for computer fillage!
I jes bought mine 3months ago!

Guess wot: e dey ping. Jes like Z10!
Can u biliv dt?

*faints* lmfao!!!

SLIDE waxie: curve II na 8k for computer fillage!
I jes bought mine 3months ago!

Guess wot: e dey ping. Jes like Z10!
Can u biliv dt?

na 5k I buy ma own

SLIDE waxie: curve II na 8k for computer fillage!
I jes bought mine 3months ago!

Guess wot: e dey ping. Jes like Z10!
Can u biliv dt?

fubbyy: na 5k I buy ma own

my own na original UK used be dt!
Urs na Somalian used!

SLIDE waxie: my own na original UK used be dt!
Urs na Somalian used!

somalian own dey ping betta, e get extra bat3 power

Princeparix: #jumps into otu-abughi-enyi-mmadu river#7

Am crying here

fubbyy: na 5k I buy ma own

Rotflmfaooooooooooooooo

swtchicgurl: Op, abeg u get nokia pin charger?

Hahahaha!!

OP,walai u b yeye guy..lmao

fubbyy: somalian own dey ping betta, e get extra bat3 power

so, u get bros devil's BB pin?

what the heck is this? Smh

Lol....d gal dey fear maybe d guy talk sae she no 5n(al gals hates dis even if den know sae den no 5n..lol)....if na watin d guy talk be dat op abeg no tel d gal o....or else.........k

ok O.P continue na.... wat happened nxt. shebi yu guys have discussed again?

Moderator you don't have the right to change my subject from "girls are so insecure" to "some girls are so insecure"

Seriously you don't have the right to, even if you are the owner of the site you still don't have the right because this thread was created by me

As long as what I write there is not vulgar then why should you change it? Are we in a class room? Or are you now discipline us on how to write?

Do you know my motive of writing it that way? I put it that way so girls them selves will disagree by giving me reasons why I was wrong, that makes it educating,challenging,debating and exciting

As big as nairaland you guys still do things so unprofessional

fubbyy: Moderator you don't have the right to change my subject from "girls are so insecure" to "some girls are so insecure"

Seriously you don't have the right to, even if you are the owner of the site you still don't have the right because this thread was created by me

As long as what I write there is not vulgar then why should you change it? Are we in a class room? Or are you now discipline us on how to write?

Do you know my motive of writing it that way? I put it that way so girls them selves will disagree by giving me reasons why I was wrong, that makes it educating,challenging,debating and exciting

As big as nairaland you guys still do things so unprofessional

na ur type go dey argue wit lecturer and in d end, na pass u go carry commot!
Somebody help u correct ur mistake, u dey halla! Shey dem no tell u say stereotyping is a form of racism?
Say no to racism on nairaland!

If u still dey vex,

----------------->
Suicide section dey dt way o

fubbyy: no my dear, na bb I dey use

LMAO...wuna no go kill person

SLIDE waxie: na ur type go dey argue wit lecturer and in d end, na pass u go carry commot!
Somebody help u correct ur mistake, u dey halla! Shey dem no tell u say stereotyping is a form of racism?
Say no to racism on nairaland!

If u still dey vex,

----------------->
Suicide section dey dt way o

tell me the mistake he corrected, was that english incorrect?