Jesus did a lot of miracles that if they were ever recorded, the world wouldn't contain them. Well , here are some miracles that did not make it into the bible.

* An insane man stepped on his excreta and he became whole
* Once, Jesus defecated on dead soil, it became fertile and started producing fruits (the apples are extremely delicious)
* while he was still learning carpentry from his father, they had to meet a deadline set by Herod. Jesus just spoke a word and amazing furnitures handcrafted by angels fell from the sky
* once, a lion chased him and from his sweat came out fire-breathing dragons that consumed the lion. They set out to conquer the world but they were quickly thrown into the bottomless pit.

* once, Jesus was playing a football match with his friends. He scored a goal and out came the angels singing "worthy worthy is the lamb that has scored"
* At the age of 2 while he was still a young chap, he single-handedly beat up a roman soldier and the heavens were opened and a voice came saying "this is my beloved son in whom i am well pleased"
* while young Jesus was still developing his powers, he had a stomach upset, the fart that followed caused a mini earth quake, an hurricane swept through Israel and the dead were resurrected because they couldn't bear the odour in their grave.

you and your senders are all insane

This dude is mad.

ZACHIE: you and your senders are all insane

Take a chill pill dude and relax, I wasn't sent by anyone. I do the sending.

emmyk: This dude is mad

Good christian behaviour. Can you prove that those events never happened?

as funny as they sound, the one about helping his dad out has some truth to it (in recorded manuscripts of course).

Although I cant vouch for all of them lol

Another one was when Jesus and his childhood friend were playing up on the roof, the boy accidentally fell and broke his neck. Villagers gathered and asked Jesus, why did you kill him?. Jesus replied "I never did, it was an accident". So Jesus woke the dead boy up and said.. "tell them.. did I push you or it was an accident?". The boy replied "accident" ..

Anyone who has researched about Jesus will know the story above is not bogus

@OP, I suggest you stick to the recorded ones in the Bible for now..
Memorize them and apply it to your daily life before
searching out for the un-recorded ones.
It will save you a lot of stress from vague imaginations

Da-ny-ell:
Jesus did a lot of miracles that if they were ever recorded, the world wouldn't contain them. Well , here are some miracles that did not make it into the bible.

* An insane man stepped on his excreta and he became whole
* Once, Jesus defecated on dead soil, it became fertile and started producing fruits (the apples are extremely delicious)
* while he was still learning carpentry from his father, they had to meet a deadline set by Herod. Jesus just spoke a word and amazing furnitures handcrafted by angels fell from the sky
* once, a lion chased him and from his sweat came out fire-breathing dragons that consumed the lion. They set out to conquer the world but they were quickly thrown into the bottomless pit.

Would be nice if you were so passionate about a fellow black,not always about an arab man.

Right on op. Right on.

The christians will now start praying to their new god, JeSoul, to bring hailstones on your head.

You dared reveal the truth about their god?!

@dannyell.
you need jesus!

Lilimax: @OP, I suggest you stick to the recorded ones in the Bible for now..
Memorize them and apply it to your daily life before
searching out for the un-recorded ones.
It will save you a lot of stress from vague imaginations

The bible says "study to show thyself approved" i'm just obeying the "word of God"

nnofaith: @dannyell.
you need jesus!

you need him the more. He's a great soccer player and you are a barcelona fan. He would do good in your team.

Alfamann: Right on op. Right on.

The christians will now start praying to their new god, JeSoul, to bring hailstones on your head.

You dared reveal the truth about their god?!

Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil.

Da-ny-ell:
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil.

Fear not against those that harm only the "usename" but fear the One that can kill your spirit. Haha.

Da-ny-ell:
you need him the more. He's a great soccer player and you are a barcelona fan. He would do good in your team.

naah! never been a fan of the jewish god. was once a "slave" of the arabic god tho.

nnofaith: naah! never been a fan of the jewish god. was once a "slave" of the arabic god tho.

Mehn, that one is like the evil twin of the Jewish God.

Alfamann:

Fear not against those that harm only the "usename" but fear the One that can kill your spirit. Haha.

*Shivering* where did this cold come from?