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20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by Nobody: 11:28pm On May 06, 2013 |
We've all been there. We've all wanted to believe that the guy we're kinda into isn't what he seems to be: a player. It's easy to fall for a player - they're always saying the right things at the right time. Players are often pretty irresistible, which why they behave the way they do. In order to help you decide if your guy is a player, here are some things you should look for ... 1) He only texts you after 11 p.m. - and it's always for a booty-call. 2) He doesn't actually listen to you when you talk about anything going on in your life. 3) He doesn't care if you're having a bad day. 4) He's not into hanging out with you - unless it's a booty call. 5) He's as smooth as butter - always saying the right thing at the right time. 6) You've never met his friends. 7) He's not interested in meeting yours. There's only a 50-50 chance he'll actually show up for anything you guys have planned to do. 9) He's always got some excuse as to why he can't meet up for dinner or a movie. But if it's a booty-call, he's all over it. Literally. 10) You're not even sure he knows your number - you're the one who has to call and text him. 11) He alludes to wanting a relationship -- at least, he does until he's gotten his rocks off. Then he's out the door. 12) He's overly confident - cocky, even. He knows he's got game and he's not afraid to use it to get what he wants. 13) He divides his time among a lot of chicks, so he'll slip up sometimes and get bits of your life wrong (What do you mean you hate orange? It's your favorite color!). Because he confuses you with other girls. 14) He's never without his phone - even in the bathroom. 15) He has a couple of different phones. 16) He's married but "separated." Whenever you ask him about his divorce, he clams up or makes excuses as to why they're still living together. 17) You've never been to his house: He comes to yours. If you ask about it, he'll make up all kinds of excuses for why your place is better (his house is being fumigated, remodeled - anything). 18) There are no names alongside the numbers on his cell phone. 19) He never calls you by your name - just a pet name like "Baby." This way, he can't get it wrong. 20) All conversations with him have a sexual undertone. What are some other signs that he's a player? http://thestir.cafemom.com/love_sex/135854/20_signs_he_is_definitely 1 Like |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by AbdulAdam56(m): 11:32pm On May 06, 2013 |
Hmm why the expose? 4 Likes |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by Nobody: 11:36pm On May 06, 2013 |
Abdul Adam56: Hmm why the expose?hahaha. This should not spoil your market or would it? 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by israel007: 12:05am On May 07, 2013 |
Guys would always come up with something else so if u like expose all techniques. There's more where those came from 5 Likes |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by braine(m): 12:34am On May 07, 2013 |
Guy howfar you na? Why you dey spoil market for we? 3 Likes |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by Mynd44: 3:24am On May 07, 2013 |
Huh? |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by Balogun60(m): 4:31am On May 07, 2013 |
what one thing missing which is, the ladies part. |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by Mindependent(f): 6:21am On May 07, 2013 |
All these signs you guys are posting have revealed to me I'm in love with a player 3 Likes |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by Aklofs: 6:36am On May 07, 2013 |
21:he slaps ur yansh on d 1st date 22:he sucks ur bosom on d 1st date 2 b continued...... |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by Nobody: 7:14am On May 07, 2013 |
Some ll gladly introduce you to friends. |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by Nobody: 12:23pm On May 07, 2013 |
Aklofs: 21:he slaps ur yansh on d 1st dateif a guy tries that with you on the first date, run for your life. He is either a s-e-x n.y.m.p.h.o or a rap-ist. Really weird |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by Nobody: 12:25pm On May 07, 2013 |
Mindependent: All these signs you guys are posting have revealed to me I'm in love with a playerin love? A friend of mind had to break up with a player. Cos one of the gals he was fooling around with called her. Suprisingly, they have been together for close to three years, but he dodges the "marriage thing" |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by Nobody: 12:28pm On May 07, 2013 |
baibijay: Some ll gladly introduce you to friends.yep. I think those are the confident ones |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by ebamma(m): 12:36pm On May 07, 2013 |
If his name is cristiano ronaldo or lionel messi, then he is definitely a player 5 Likes |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by Orikinla(m): 12:40pm On May 07, 2013 |
Only amateur or small boy players do all these mentioned signs. 3 Likes |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by Nobody: 12:43pm On May 07, 2013 |
Pls what's a "booty call"? :s 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by Lilimax(f): 12:43pm On May 07, 2013 |
With the tittle I was expecting to see something else... |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by Samelfisha(m): 12:44pm On May 07, 2013 |
[quote author=Mindependent]All these signs you guys are posting have revealed to me I'm in love with a player nd yhuu arrr deee coachhh hpyyy brthhh daiii... |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by Legalplayerz: 12:45pm On May 07, 2013 |
Not again.............. Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by Odunharry(m): 12:45pm On May 07, 2013 |
1 n 14 made me laff..abeg na lie jo,wetin i wn use ma fone do 4 bathrum?if e fall scatter nko! 15...op u funi..a guy has diff fne dxnt mak him a playa |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by Nobody: 12:45pm On May 07, 2013 |
U forgot to mention: - every girl on his dp is a baby cousin. But he still puts 'luv u baby' all d time. - he's got 2000pics of different girls and sexual contents on his phone. - he's narcissitic and spends tym photoshoppn n instagramming his pics. - he enjoys bragging abt d little he has. - he enjoys playing victim, so it would be easy to pity him. 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by BitchBikozienu: 12:46pm On May 07, 2013 |
Hahahahaha 7 Likes
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Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by OkikiOluwa1(m): 12:47pm On May 07, 2013 |
I m beginning to dislike topics like this. A player can come in a thousand form. He/she may not even exhibit any of the listed 20 acts. --------------------- Last Bullet: Exit thread to continue to listen to Morell & Olamide's banging song, Anti Social. 1 Like |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by yuzedo: 12:47pm On May 07, 2013 |
Bro, if he leave in Banana Island, he a playa, truss me!!!!! P.s. i leave in Banana Ice land. tenks don mention. |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by PrinceNN(m): 12:48pm On May 07, 2013 |
kofsy: Pls what's a "booty call"? :swhen you sit with your phone in your pocket, and your bootie mistakely dials a number from your phone book 19 Likes |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by badoist(m): 12:48pm On May 07, 2013 |
Wetin Ώϊ†̥̥ђ all dis lists nah, I tire oo. ђã†̥ has im calling after 11pm got 2 do Ώϊ†̥̥ђ im being a player |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by aurenflani: 12:50pm On May 07, 2013 |
ebamma: If his name is cristiano ronaldo or lionel messi, then he is definitely a player |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by badoist(m): 12:50pm On May 07, 2013 |
yuzedo: Bro, if he leave in Banana Island, he a playa, truss me!!!!! No be only banana island nah mango island Guys, fresh mango IS̶̲̥̅ out oo, jst ate one aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ its sweet 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by yuzedo: 12:52pm On May 07, 2013 |
op, bro, i hav a problem. womens want me ONLY because i leave in Banana Island, tall, dack, hamsome, very very reach + 18inches. so wen dey hav all dey want, dey moves. every week one knew girl is always dumpin me cos she cant deal wit comptition. dat make oda babes tink am playa. but i have a plan. i want ONLY 3 NL babe to PM me NOW. dey must not be dwarf, dey most have big brezz big nyash sweet face and ice-cream laps . Gold-diger is welcome. **singing** i don wanna be a playa no moreeeeee -Boys street men feat. Jacky Chan! 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by Nobody: 12:54pm On May 07, 2013 |
Come are you guys not tired self, with all these kind of threads? |
Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by yuzedo: 12:55pm On May 07, 2013 |
badoist:[size=14pt]**pips avi** [/size] SWEET JESUS SAKRABET!!!! sweery, god, is bicos of u i register on NL dat faithful, cold, lonly night 12yrs ago. swerry plis don say no or i die. plis be nice cos i have mony. so wuz yo numba, hurryyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!! |
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