We've all been there. We've all wanted to believe that the guy we're kinda into isn't what he seems to be: a player. It's easy to fall for a player - they're always saying the right things at the right time. Players are often pretty irresistible, which why they behave the way they do.

In order to help you decide if your guy is a player, here are some things you should look for ...

1) He only texts you after 11 p.m. - and it's always for a booty-call.

2) He doesn't actually listen to you when you talk about anything going on in your life.

3) He doesn't care if you're having a bad day.

4) He's not into hanging out with you - unless it's a booty call.

5) He's as smooth as butter - always saying the right thing at the right time.

6) You've never met his friends.

7) He's not interested in meeting yours.

There's only a 50-50 chance he'll actually show up for anything you guys have planned to do.

9) He's always got some excuse as to why he can't meet up for dinner or a movie. But if it's a booty-call, he's all over it. Literally.

10) You're not even sure he knows your number - you're the one who has to call and text him.

11) He alludes to wanting a relationship -- at least, he does until he's gotten his rocks off. Then he's out the door.

12) He's overly confident - cocky, even. He knows he's got game and he's not afraid to use it to get what he wants.

13) He divides his time among a lot of chicks, so he'll slip up sometimes and get bits of your life wrong (What do you mean you hate orange? It's your favorite color!). Because he confuses you with other girls.

14) He's never without his phone - even in the bathroom.

15) He has a couple of different phones.

16) He's married but "separated." Whenever you ask him about his divorce, he clams up or makes excuses as to why they're still living together.

17) You've never been to his house: He comes to yours. If you ask about it, he'll make up all kinds of excuses for why your place is better (his house is being fumigated, remodeled - anything).

18) There are no names alongside the numbers on his cell phone.

19) He never calls you by your name - just a pet name like "Baby." This way, he can't get it wrong.

20) All conversations with him have a sexual undertone.

What are some other signs that he's a player?
http://thestir.cafemom.com/love_sex/135854/20_signs_he_is_definitely

Hmm why the expose?

Abdul Adam56: Hmm why the expose?

hahaha. This should not spoil your market or would it?

Guys would always come up with something else so if u like expose all techniques. There's more where those came from

Guy howfar you na? Why you dey spoil market for we?

Huh?

what one thing missing which is, the ladies part.

All these signs you guys are posting have revealed to me I'm in love with a player

21:he slaps ur yansh on d 1st date
22:he sucks ur bosom on d 1st date
2 b continued......

Some ll gladly introduce you to friends.

Aklofs: 21:he slaps ur yansh on d 1st date
22:he sucks ur bosom on d 1st date
2 b continued......

if a guy tries that with you on the first date, run for your life. He is either a s-e-x n.y.m.p.h.o or a rap-ist. Really weird

Mindependent: All these signs you guys are posting have revealed to me I'm in love with a player

in love? A friend of mind had to break up with a player. Cos one of the gals he was fooling around with called her. Suprisingly, they have been together for close to three years, but he dodges the "marriage thing"

baibijay: Some ll gladly introduce you to friends.

yep. I think those are the confident ones

If his name is cristiano ronaldo or lionel messi, then he is definitely a player

Only amateur or small boy players do all these mentioned signs.

Pls what's a "booty call"? :s

With the tittle I was expecting to see something else...

[quote author=Mindependent]All these signs you guys are posting have revealed to me I'm in love with a player nd yhuu arrr deee coachhh

hpyyy brthhh daiii...

Not again.............. Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

1 n 14 made me laff..abeg na lie jo,wetin i wn use ma fone do 4 bathrum?if e fall scatter nko!
15...op u funi..a guy has diff fne dxnt mak him a playa

U forgot to mention:
- every girl on his dp is a baby cousin.
But he still puts 'luv u baby' all d time.
- he's got 2000pics of different girls and sexual contents on his phone.
- he's narcissitic and spends tym photoshoppn n instagramming his pics.

- he enjoys bragging abt d little he has.

- he enjoys playing victim, so it would be easy to pity him.

Hahahahaha

I m beginning to dislike topics like this. A player can come in a thousand form. He/she may not even exhibit any of the listed 20 acts.
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Last Bullet: Exit thread to continue to listen to Morell & Olamide's banging song, Anti Social.

Bro, if he leave in Banana Island, he a playa, truss me!!!!!


P.s. i leave in Banana Ice land. tenks don mention.

kofsy: Pls what's a "booty call"? :s

when you sit with your phone in your pocket, and your bootie mistakely dials a number from your phone book

Wetin Ώϊ†̥̥ђ all dis lists nah, I tire oo.
ђã†̥ has im calling after 11pm got 2 do Ώϊ†̥̥ђ im being a player

ebamma: If his name is cristiano ronaldo or lionel messi, then he is definitely a player

yuzedo: Bro, if he leave in Banana Island, he a playa, truss me!!!!!


P.s. i leave in Banana Ice land. tenks don mention.

No be only banana island nah mango island
Guys, fresh mango IS̶̲̥̅ out oo, jst ate one aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ its sweet

op, bro, i hav a problem. womens want me ONLY because i leave in Banana Island, tall, dack, hamsome, very very reach + 18inches.
so wen dey hav all dey want, dey moves. every week one knew girl is always dumpin me cos she cant deal wit comptition. dat make oda babes tink am playa.
but i have a plan. i want ONLY 3 NL babe to PM me NOW. dey must not be dwarf, dey most have big brezz big nyash sweet face and ice-cream laps . Gold-diger is welcome.

**singing** i don wanna be a playa no moreeeeee -Boys street men feat. Jacky Chan!

Come are you guys not tired self, with all these kind of threads?