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Real Life Testimony: Hell Is A Paradise by ooman(m): 8:14am On May 08, 2013
I stumbled on this thread where the testimony of a sinner who died, went to hell and came back to earth was published.

His testimony in his words.

Juba:
Hello nairaland.my name is juba.i died on the third of september, 2006 and since then i've been in hell.i was not
able to make heaven because of the reckless life i lived. Before i use to think hell was a place of toment but later i realised it was the opposit,a place of meriment(enjoyment). Since i came here, i have been winning
and dinning(eating and drinking), Being Intimate, smoking weed, getting married and having many concubbines. This place(hell) is an entirely different world. Some people here are a bunch of nuisance and a disgrace to the society.
Yara 'dua is my roommate here(hell) but my problem with him is that he disturbs a lot at night.his always crying
and pleading with the devil(satan) to allow him go back to the earth and complete his tenure in office so that he
can continue to embezzle public fund. Chief bola ige of lagos also pleads with the devil(satan) to allow him go back so
that he can bring his killers to justice. Da grin has not stopped his drinking habbit.his always drinking every munite
of the day.in just a week he consumes one creat of beer and a bottle of henissine.i've done my best to help him
to see that he changes but to no avail. As am talking to you now i am eating and drinking with two of nigeria's ex
president(DR nnamdi Azikiwe and gen sani abacha)imagine being with these important personalities,it is indeed a
great honour. It feels good to be here.i've always dreamt of this. We always wished life was a bed of roses but never knew it was possible here(hell)this is where i belong.imagine the women,the good things of life,everything made available in large quantity.meeeeeen life is indeed beautiful.never knew hell was fun.this is where i belong.
Glory be to devil who made all these possible. Your brother Juba
Re: Real Life Testimony: Hell Is A Paradise by bolaino(m): 9:07am On May 08, 2013
ooman: I stumbled on this thread where the testimony of a sinner who died, went to hell and came back to earth was published.

His testimony in his words.

I presume this is some sort of joke,
Re: Real Life Testimony: Hell Is A Paradise by ooman(m): 9:10am On May 08, 2013
bolaino: I presume this is some sort of joke,

real life testimony
Re: Real Life Testimony: Hell Is A Paradise by Darlenebabe: 9:11am On May 08, 2013
.. hell is never a place to b, imagine d heat of a litle fire n compare it it to dat of a burning furnace... holy ghost fire
Re: Real Life Testimony: Hell Is A Paradise by ooman(m): 9:14am On May 08, 2013
Darlene babe: .. hell is never a place to b, imagine d heat of a litle fire n compare it it to dat of a burning furnace... holy ghost fire

but according to the testimony, hell is a paradise.
Re: Real Life Testimony: Hell Is A Paradise by bolaino(m): 10:23am On May 08, 2013
ooman:

real life testimony
mann, I can't wait to go to hell, what a relief,
Re: Real Life Testimony: Hell Is A Paradise by Nobody: 10:31am On May 08, 2013
Drunkards!
Re: Real Life Testimony: Hell Is A Paradise by Darlenebabe: 12:41pm On May 08, 2013
ooman:

but according to the testimony, hell is a paradise.
if he said it a paradise, wat did he come back to do on earth?re u sure he is not an agent of satan...
Re: Real Life Testimony: Hell Is A Paradise by ooman(m): 1:49pm On May 08, 2013
Darlene babe: if he said it a paradise, wat did he come back to do on earth?re u sure he is not an agent of satan...

well, ask those who claim to go to heaven and then come back the same question.!
Re: Real Life Testimony: Hell Is A Paradise by Nobody: 2:14pm On May 08, 2013
lol.....who wants to go to heaven where there is boring singing to praise the oga on top

Hell is where all the sexy girls and hard guys are cool cool cool
Re: Real Life Testimony: Hell Is A Paradise by PAGAN9JA(m): 6:21pm On May 08, 2013
OH boyyy. Imagine we will get a chance to dine with all our ancestors who refues to convert. what an honour! cool

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Re: Real Life Testimony: Hell Is A Paradise by Lionpikin(m): 3:45am On May 09, 2013
@Ooman, thumbs up for you. I knw hell was nt a bad place bt never thought it was a paradice *dancing azonto*
Re: Real Life Testimony: Hell Is A Paradise by FOLYKAZE(m): 10:44am On May 09, 2013
I meet a satanist some months ago that told me things like this.



O well, I will choose hell or rather the muslim paradise. I was sick back in those days worshipping yahweh in the church. Between two to four hours worshipping, I will easily get tired and feeling sleepy cuz of continuous repetition. How much more if I visit heaven and sing with the angels on piano for eternity? What exactly will happen to me? Sleeping or Sick Eternally


In Hell it merry all days, In muslim paradise it virgins with ocean of wine and my own mansion. I never get tired of partyling and chilling with hot babes.
Re: Real Life Testimony: Hell Is A Paradise by ooman(m): 6:04pm On May 11, 2013
Lionpikin: @Ooman, thumbs up for you. I knw hell was nt a bad place bt never thought it was a paradice *dancing azonto*

thats if there is hell at all
Re: Real Life Testimony: Hell Is A Paradise by Lionpikin(m): 10:12pm On May 11, 2013
@Ooman, I dnt believe in hell, I was jst tryin to catch the fun of the thread.......bt i still respect your reasoning, you, Muskeeto, Logicboy and the other atheists have really set me free frm religious bondage.

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Re: Real Life Testimony: Hell Is A Paradise by ooman(m): 9:46am On May 12, 2013
Lionpikin: @Ooman, I dnt believe in hell, I was jst tryin to catch the fun of the thread.......bt i still respect your reasoning, you, Muskeeto, Logicboy and the other atheists have really set me free frm religious bondage.

great cheesy
Re: Real Life Testimony: Hell Is A Paradise by Nobody: 3:12pm On May 12, 2013
pikin of a Lion beware

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